What’s it about: The X-Files hits the big screen…
Trust No-One: Where they trying to whet our appetites for
Mulder and Scully as long as possible? They don’t show up until at least ten
minutes into the movie, long after the plot has kicked into high gear. Mulder
is bored in his current assignment and Scully is trying to discourage him from
thinking unconventionally, to try and salvage something from his career.
There’s a glorious dig at Duchovny’s acting skill when Mulder suggests that his
panic face is exactly the same as his normal one. You know when you have one of
those days when you look at the work you have achieved and you are entirely
satisfied? I’m almost willing to bet that Mulder Scully weren’t thinking that
when they are left staring at a skyscraper half gutted by a bomb that they
failed to find in time. Mulder sums up his character spec in a drunken rant to
a bartender – it looks like they learnt nothing from the Doctor Who TV Movie
about regurgitating lots of exposition about a shows past in one great lump.
Mulder can sure say shit a lot more on the big screen but it is hardly a
positive move. If anything it makes him sound more juvenile. Mulder discovers
that his father allowed his sister to be abducted to turn her into a hybrid, so
she would survive the holocaust. All these years we had thought that she was
the victim and Mulder the one who was spared so it is fascinating to learn that
actually it was the other way around. Mulder suggesting that they are going
round in circles to be exposed to so much evidence only for it all to be tidied
away before they can show the appropriate people in authority is accurate.
There’s only so many times you can be disappointed like this before you would
walk away. There is news that the X-Files has been re-opened at the conclusion
so it looks like it is going to be business as usual for Mulder and Scully…how
wrong is that assumption?
Brains’n’Beauty: Picking up directly where the fifth season
left off, the agents have been reassigned to other areas since the closure of
the X-Files (made somewhat permanent by the Smoking Man smoking out their
basement office). We catch up with them helping out with the bomb threat unit
in Dallas. Mulder and Scully always seem to perk up during moments of adversity
like this and it is exactly what happened the last time the X-Files was closed
down during the early stages of season two. Whilst they are not where they want
to be, they still have each other and they are striving to get back to the work
they both love. During season five I complained a fair amount that the chemistry
between the two characters had waned somewhat as the writing had become
predictable and complacent but Carter looks set to turn that around now and the
movie is starting point for a spanking new, slightly comedic but always
enjoyable, banter between the two of them that would continue long into season
six. Carter manages to get some tension out of their interplay too, with Scully
thinking that Mulder is playing a prank on her when he has found the bombs.
Once they start proceedings to have Mulder and Scully split up, she considers
quitting the FBI as her work on the X-Files has given her a taste for field
work and she wouldn’t be satisfied confined to an autopsy bay or office all the
time anymore. She really has broadened her horizons. As much as Scully might
rant about being out in the sticks with Mulder when she should back in the city
to attend her hearing we all know that she wouldn’t have it any other way. In
fact this dog with a wagging tail routine that she does following him around
from one crazy case to another will be examined comically in How the Ghosts
Stole Christmas next season. How much extra did they have to pay Gillian
Anderson to stand in that vat of gunk with a slimy tentacle stuffed down her
throat? On the positive side it does look very nasty. Trust Scully to lose
consciousness as soon as they pursued by an alien and for her to miss the
spectacle of the ship breaking free of the ice and ascending to the heavens.
This feels very season one in that respect. Scully refuses to walk away from
Mulder even when he attempts to push her away, she admits that her work is with
him now.
Ugh: It looks like Rob Bowman has been brushing up on the
Ridley Scott art of making movies and the grisly opening sequence that features
cavemen being dismembered by a particularly vicious alien lifeform could have
stepped straight out of the
Alien franchise. Torchlight exposes a
slashed throat and black blood bursts from the aliens throat as a knife is
plunged deep inside. The children infected with black oil still gives me the
wiggins, horrid wormlike strands bulging from the flesh as they make their way
to the eyes. An alien incubating inside a human host – it looks like Chris
Carter has been cracking open his Alien DVDs too! Love the nasty corpse that
Mulder and Scully find in the morgue, his gunky skin sticking to the shroud
like string cheese. The alien seen in darkness, glistening with putrescent goo,
is a genuinely frightening creation. Add some hideous screams and razor sharp
claws and I was scrabbling for the light switch because suddenly aware of how
dark it had become. I’ve read some mockery with regards to the bees and their
persistent appearances in The X-Files. Speaking as somebody who has a phobia of
buzzing insects (don’t mock, I adore spiders!), the situation that Mulder and
Scully find themselves in here is just about the worst nightmare I can imagine.
The Good: There is something terribly amusing about the film
taking the piss out of the TV series’ conventions. Ever since the pilot we have
been informed of our whereabouts from scene to scene with a documented location
in the bottom left hand corner of the screen. All very contemporary and
businesslike. I nearly pissed myself when North Texas - 35,000 BC appeared at
the beginning of the movie. As if the heavy eyebrows, furs and general lack of
technology wouldn’t have given it away. I realise that it has been hiding away
an alien intelligence for thousands of years but how exciting would it be as a
kid to fall down a hole like that and find an intricate working of caves? You
would have never got me out of there! It’s nice to see Terry O’Quinn make an
appearance, a stalwart actor who has appeared in many of Chris Carter’s
television shows. Michaud sitting in front of the bomb and not even attempting
to diffuse it is quietly haunting and suggests a much larger story for the
character that the movie never explores further. It isn’t like Carter to give
his one-minute characters great depth like this and it really impressed me. I
was impressed at how interested Bowman managed to make me in the bomb threat
sequence considering its only purpose is to drag the agents into the story. It
plays out as typical action movie fare but with Bowman at the helm it is packed
with tension and visually stimulating to boot. I especially like how we get to
see children being given a tour of the building just before Mulder discovers
the bomb in the vending machines – it makes the situation feel that bit more
terrifying. The explosion itself is phenomenally executed and in these post
9/11 times really made my skip a little faster. It looks so authentic when you
compare to the real life terrorist attack that claimed the Twin Towers that you
have to question whether such an approach would have been taken had this been
made a few years later. With the building destroyed to hide to murder of one
little boy infected with the black oil, it goes to show the lengths the dark
government forces will go to to cover their tracks. I remember an anecdote told
by Robert O’Reilly (Gowron of the Star Trek franchise) where he learnt that the
characters of Lursa and B’tor were going to make the leap from TNG on TV to the
movies and he took great delight in telling the actresses the only reason that
would happen was because they were going to be killed off. Add The X-Files to
that fine tradition as the Well Manicured Man (they really should have found a
better name for this guy) played exquisitely by John Neville (how this man
managed to maintain his dignity being handed some of the more pretentious and
ambiguous dialogue is a marvel) makes his curtain call. It is nice to catch up
with him in England and see the sort of lifestyle he leads away from the
Syndicate. It isn’t such a loss to the series because the conspiracy arc is
about to come to a climax in the middle of the next season anyway so this was
probably the most memorable way he could have exited the show. The location
filming is as ambitious as you would imagine from an X-File movie – from
stunning desert plains to the snowy wilderness of Antarctica, the scenery on
offer is a feast for the eyes. I haven’t been this impressed by the design and
atmosphere of an alien craft since the initial discovery of the Borg Cubes on
TNG.
The scale is incredible and it feels like Mulder is crawling about inside the
bowels of a living creature, groaning with aches and pains, and yet there is a
logic an functionality to the craft too. Mulder heads down the best theme park
slide ever in the ship, climaxing in him hanging on for dear life over a
vertiginous ravine. We’ve never seen spectacle quite like that of the alien
ship breaking through the ice (and taken the scientific base with it) as Mulder
tries to drag Scully clear of the ice quake in its wake. For a second there it
really looks like they have been buried beneath the snow. For once we get to
see the government mopping up their mistakes, cleaning up their mess before any
kind of investigation can be kick started.
The Bad: Whilst this movie is clearly making use of an
expanded budget it highlights a massive strength of the television series and
what would have been a huge problem had it continued on into a movie franchise
– the production values on this show are already reaching cinematic proportions
on a weekly basis so a blockbuster has to tell a much bigger story in order to
prevent it feeling like an extended TV episode. Fight the Future manages to
squeeze in more set pieces than a regular TV two parter, but that is the only
difference I can tell between this and its television counterpart. Both Scully
(
‘because they wanted me to invalidate your investigations into the
paranormal’) and Mulder (
‘I’m the key figure in an ongoing government
charade…’) have moments where they are bringing a new audience up to speed.
I can’t think of any other point where they have had to re-iterate old
information like this before. It’s not as intrusive as I have seen it done
elsewhere (Star Trek was notorious for this sort of thing, just in case
somebody had missed an important episode) but it still sounds unconvincing.
Mulder pisses up an
Independence Day poster, a dig at another film with
similar themes but at least they had the chutzpah to actually stage their alien
invasion. There is a bizarre moment when Scully seems to suggest that Mulder
has decided to come and cop a feel in a drunken frenzy – it is awkwardly
written and so it is awkwardly played. Brilliant, a sequence filmed on a London
street manages to have both a Royal Mail van and a red double decker bus in
shot in the five seconds of screen time. Was it worth having the Lone Gunmen in
for their pointless little cameo. Surely they could have been given something
more productive to do? The trouble with packaging so much information into one
scene such as the info dump that the Well Manicured Man regurgitates before his
death is that those who haven’t watched the series before must have been left
scratching their heads wondering what the hell he is going on about. For those
in the know it isn’t exactly a satisfying sequence either because the majority
is information we’ve obtained from other episodes of the series and the only
real fulfilment is having all those elements comprehensively spliced together
into one explanation. We shouldn’t need massive gulps of exposition to reminds
us how serious things have become, these events should be dramatised rather
than being transposed into a long, descriptive lecture.
Show, don’t tell.
Having Mulder head off to bring down the Syndicate’s fifty year scheme and
prevent the alien invasion of Earth should be feel far more climactic than
this. It’s a personal mission to save Scully and if he succeeds nobody would be
aware of his efforts and what he has done to save humanity. It would be the
quietest alien invasion defeat in history. Mulder finds his way on board an
enormous alien spacecraft packed full of pods containing human specimens and
manages to find Scully’s in record time? Scully’s evidence of one bee made me
chuckle, given what they have just witnessed that is the best that they managed
to come away with? Why didn’t Mulder nab some alien technology whilst he was on
their ship? What the hell happened to Gibson Praise? Introduced in The End and
handed from the Smoking Man to the Well Manicured Man at its climax and yet
never once mentioned here.
Title Sequence: I have often said that you can tell the
quality of a movie by the amount of imagination and pizzazz that has been put
into the title sequence. With light bouncing off copious amounts of black oil,
fans are left with no doubt that this movie will be tied heavily into the series
mythology and not a standalone adventure.
Moment to Watch Out For: In a moment that pays off the
audiences patience, Mulder and Scully finally work up to that kiss we have been
longing for. Not before he admits that she has kept him honest and that he owes
her so much for her loyalty to him. Without her he probably would have given up
long ago. Never mind the implausibility of the bee surviving until this long in
Scully’s hair, the sting that cuts between their moment of intimacy is a real
blow for the audience. I can remember the cinema erupting as soon the moment
was broken.
Fashion Statement: ‘Don’t think! Just pick up the phone
and make it happen!’ – you know, Scully is so commanding when she cries out
this line she near as well gives me the horn. Gillian Anderson is doing proper
movie acting in the early action sequences, pitching her performance at a
hysterical level.
Orchestra: Note perfect, Mark Snow deserved the crack at the
movie score and merely extends what he already achieves with the TV show. His
work has always erred towards the cinematic so he is right at home writing the
music for the film. As Mulder and Scully go driving through the desert, Snow
provides an ambitious and sweeping re-imagining of the series’ theme tune.
Listen as he bashed out his frustrations on a piano as Mulder and Scully are
pursued through the corn field. I feel sad for him that he never got to score
an actual alien invasion of Earth because I have a feeling he would have done
an amazing job.
Mythology: This is the first time we have ever seen the
black blood leaking from an alien as though it is blood. I always thought it
was a lifeform with an intelligence of it’s own. If the TV series is to be
believed then the blood carries the consciousness of the alien and can transfer
from person to person.
‘We have no context for what killed those men or any
appreciation of the scale of what will be unleashed in the future. A plague to
end all plagues. A silent weapon for a quiet war. The systematic release of an
indiscriminate organism for which the men who will bring it on still have no
cure. They’ve been working on this for fifty years. While the rest of the world
has been fighting ghosts and commies, these men have secretly been negotiating
a planned Armageddon. The timetable has been set.’ Once the emergency has
begun, the secret government (the Syndicate) will claim power.
‘The virus is
extraterrestrial. We know very little about it except that it was the original
inhabitant of this planet. AIDS, the Ebola virus…on an evolutionary scale they
are newborns. This virus walked the planet long before the dinosaurs. They’re
aliens, Agent Mulder. Your Little Green Men arrived her millions of years ago.
Those that didn’t leave have been lying dormant underground since the last Ice
Age in the form of an evolved pathogen, waiting to be reconstituted by the
alien race when it comes to colonise the planet using us as hosts. Against this
we have no defence, nothing but a weak vaccine. Until Dallas, we believed the
virus would simply control us, that mass infection would make us a slave race.
Imagine our surprise when they began to gestate. My group has been working
co-operatively with the alien colonists, facilitating programmes like the one
you saw to give us access to the virus in hope that we might be able to
secretly develop a cure. Without a vaccination the only true survivors of the
viral holocaust would be those immune to it – human/alien clones.’
Foreboding: Elements of the movie would be picked up in the
next TV season – in particular this ability of the aliens to gestate inside
people.
Result: Visually stunning, dynamic and full of memorable set
pieces this might be, but Fight the Future for all it’s cinematic bluster is
merely an extended TV episode with an increased budget. That’s fine, if you’re
a fan of the show then what you want to see is more of the same but with
(marginally) better production values. What a newcomer would make of this film
defeats me as very few concessions are made for the fact that this takes place
in the heart of a tangled and garbled arc story with a list of ingredients as
long as my arm. The film doesn’t so much have a linear narrative but is instead
constructed out of set pieces bolted together by elements of the shows
mythology. It isn’t really a piece of storytelling because there is no clear
progression of plot, which renders a conclusion moot. It’s not a film with a
beginning, a middle and an end because it takes place near the conclusion of a
convoluted story arc – it’s a movie with a middle, a middle and a middle. The
beginning is the first five seasons of the X-Files and the end is the two part
mythology story in the middle of the next season. When I saw Fight the Future
in the cinema I was pissed as a fart so much of the story washed over me whilst
I was whooping with joy at the more spectacular action pieces. What Carter has
done here is actually pretty devious, he has managed to produce a film script
with apparent revelations about the planned invasion of the Earth by using all
the information that we have already gleamed from the five seasons that precede
it. Looking at the bigger picture we learn nothing new about the conspiracy arc
that we didn’t already know, it’s just that it is packaged in such a
comprehensive way it is made to appear as if we are getting all the answers
that we have sought since the show began. Whilst they had the money and time
this was the perfect time to stage the apocalypse and it would have given
Carter the chance to tie up the conspiracy plot and kick start a whole new era
for the show with the sixth season. As a result the movie feels like it is on
the cusp of something fantastic but is too afraid to deliver it. I don’t want
to give you the impression that I didn’t enjoy Fight the Future because any
five minute segment is gorgeously shot and acted and hugely entertaining to
watch. I just feel that it was something of a missed opportunity, when the
conspiracy arc was going to be concluded in the next season anyway why not use
this opportunity to go out with a bang. I personally feel that Two Fathers/One
Son outshines Fight the Future in practically every way, not least because it does
have an ending. Other pluses include some fine Mulder and Scully interaction, a
dramatic send off for John Neville’s character, some genuinely spine tingling
moments featuring the scariest alien the franchise has ever presented and the
breathtaking sequences on an alien ship that conclude the movie which are
unlike anything we have ever seen before. Containing all the elements you would
want from an X-File film and yet not everything it could have been, Fight the
Future is sporadically brilliant and disappointing and as such serves as a good
example of the two extremes of the TV series. Flawed but fun: 6/10
I think Mark Snow's score at the end of This Is Not Happening is a pretty good indicator of how he would have scored an alien invasion.
ReplyDeleteHi Ben,
ReplyDeleteThat is a fantastic point - and a fantastic piece of music too. I can't wait to reach season eight, it is one of my favourites :-)