Theatrical Fellow: Jago has neither the temperament or the physique for going on the run but they have no choice but to lie low until they can clear their names. All they have done in a couple of days skulk about in back alleys. Henry is used to a certain level of comfort and a constant stream of delicious repast since he first met Litefoot and his stomach now feels as though it has been cut. Jago immediately gets into the role of Holmes, tugging on his lapels and displaying a robust sense of arrogance. Jago's interpretation of Holmes is to use complicated language and to gaze enigmatically into the fireplace. His attempts at deductive reasoning are hilariously inept. Sweetly Jago offers to lay down his life so that Litefoot can escape the pack of ravening hounds that are pursuing them.
Posh Professor: Litefoot suggests that Jago's physique can
politely be termed stout, which is a damn sight more polite than his medical
opinion. In return Jago suggests that Litefoot is too old to lay Watson,
Holmes' sidekick was supposed to be 30 years old. I guess time on the run has
made them snippy. As far as he is concerned all you need is a roaring fire and
all is right with the world whereas for Jago it is a fully stoked larder. In
their bolt hole they are both satisfied. Whereas he was practically allergic to
the work of Oscar Wilde, Litefoot is a keen admirer of Arthur Conan Doyle's
output, much more a fan of detective fiction than camp wittery. Litefoot
cheekily points out that it will be a great hoot reading The Hound of the Baskervilles
when it comes out knowing the real reason it was written.
Standout Performance: Steven Miller gives a fulsome account
of Arthur Conan Doyle, sporting a very sexy accent and not shying away from the
arrogance of the man. As Litefoot said he has received critical acclaim at a
very young age and that affects a man but in Miller's hands he isn't completely
narcissistic, there is an element of humanity to the man too.
Sparkling Dialogue: 'The only reason it's still standing is
because the woodworms are holding hands with the deathwatch beetles.'
'Very...conflagtory!'
'They're just shilling shockers.'
'You know what authors are like. They have to praised all
the time or they fall into a deep depression!'
'My hounds prefer their meat to be fresh and they haven't
had a decent meal for 150 million years.'
Great Ideas: Jago & Litefoot wanted for the attempted
assassination of Queen Victoria? The very idea! Ellie's cryptic message
(sweetly she risks her freedom to give it to them) appears to have come from
the Doctor seems to suggest that they should go to Baker Street and play
Sherlock Holmes. Why is it that some authors and actors like to try and forget
all about the books and television shows that made them household names in the
first place, considering them almost a little humbling compared to their next
great works. In some respects I do agree with the adage if it aint broke then
don't fix it and Doyle was onto a sure fire winner with Sherlock Holmes, a
literary character so popular he had his own obituary when he was finally
written off. Why somebody should turn their nose up at something that is
populist and provides a great deal of entertainment baffles me. Why simply
offering people a good time rather than using your works to change the world
should be seen as something less important even moreso. It's like critics that
turn their noses up at populist works, considering them less worthy because
they can be enjoyed by the masses. Pompous lot. So initially I found it quite
hard to warm to this interpretation of Doyle, one who is trying his damndest to
distance himself from his trendiest work and throw some light onto his less
well known (but in his eyes more commendable) output. I know Doyle was quite
ambivalent about Holmes and his continued existence and this is the period
where he almost seems to regret bringing him to life in the first place. He
wants to write something that will last and he thinks that Holmes is keeping
him from that - not realising that Holmes will be the character that keeps him
a household name forever. I also find it bizarre that rational people can find
themselves writing to fictional characters expecting a response (with children
it is a different kettle of fish entirely). It's exactly the same sort of
people who have lost their grip on reality and phone up Manchester Emergency
Services when they see a tram come off the rails on Coronation Street. Letters
fall into three categories; people pointing out mistakes in the stories, people
asking for more Sherlock Holmes stories and people writing to Sherlock Holmes
about their problems and case they would like him to solve. The Doctor has a
very droll sense of humour, sending Jago & Litefoot the right outfits to
play Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson in a scenario where a pretty slip of a thing
is convinced that they are perfectly real. It almost seems like Jago &
Litefoot are trying to wind Doyle up by pointing out the many ways that
Sherlock Holmes could still be alive; the fact that we are never privy to his
descent down the Reichenback Falls and the possibility of an unreliable
narrator. Time travellers from the future heading back to the Jurassic period
to study dinosaurs. Their study of dinosaurs has had disastrous consequences,
allowing their monstrous menagerie to wander into the East End of London and
prey upon its inhabitants. Doyle is shocked to learn that in the 63rd century
that people are still talking about Sherlock Holmes, that his work genuinely
does endure. Even if people have started believing that they were real people
(in the same way that modern generations figure that Robin Hood was). Morris
does give Doyle a sound reason for wanting to leave Holmes behind. Losing his
mother to an asylum and his wife to incurable consumption he realised that no
one is long for this world and it is better that you make the time that you are
given matter. He wanted to write serious historical novels so he would be
remembered long after he has slipped off the mortal coil. The events of this
story being the inspiration for The Hound of the Baskerville is such an obvious
idea and one that I have seen done over and over again, especially in Doctor
Who. That doesn't stop it being a fun idea though and it is handled in a rather
smart way here where the book has to be written in order to affect the future
and set all the events of this story in motion.
Audio Landscape: Rat squeaking, street callers, bells
ringing, a train in the distance, rumbling thunder, rain, a squeaky door,
doorbell, smashing a window, gunshots, Big Ben sounding, horse whinnying, clip
clopping hooves, a dog barking, crickets in the undergrowth, hounds barking, a
vivid jungle setting, apes hooting, lions growling, Baskerville being ripped apart,
stepping through the temporal force field.
Standout Scene: I will never forget one very funny afternoon
when my mum came to visit me and we went into town to grab some DVDs and snacks
to watch and picked up what we both thought was the first Robert Downey Jnr
Sherlock Holmes movie. We stuck it in the box and prepared ourselves for a big
budget, Hollywood version of the Holmes universe. To our everlasting mirth (and
we still laugh about it to this day) we were confronted with a dinosaur roaming
about Victorian London, gobbling down prostitutes in back alleys. Turns out we
had bought some low rent b movie version of the same film (it wasn't until we
actually studied the cover that we realised there was a robot and a dino
adorning it). Dinosaurs in Victorian London? What a bloody insane notion!
Imagine my surprise then when this story manages to not only head down the same
path but to pull it off with a great deal of style. The less said about Steven
Moffat's application of the same idea, the better. Needless to say I am
starting to wonder if this period and location is a stomping ground for a
menagerie of Dinosauria.
HAHAHAHAHAHA it would appear that you were an actual victim of THE ASYLUM MOVIE COMPANY!!! I can't believe that their hare-brained and asinine strategy of releasing "mockbusters" to tie in with major film releases *actually works*!!! The Asylum - where I might be able to intern through film school :D - is the company that's also given us such video store gems as "Transmorphers", "Snakes on a Train", "Alien vs. Hunter", "The Day The Earth Stopped" (their masterpiece of rip-off movie titles) "MegaPiranha", "Transmorphers: Rise of Man", "Atlantic Rim", and "Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls" to name a few.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention, they gave the world Sharknado. And even more enjoyably, "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus", one of my favorite terrible movies which is best known for giving the world this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g
Funnily enough, the guy in the scene reminds me of your appearance in photos, though you're without a doubt a better actor. I can say that with 100% certainty.
As for the Monstrous Menagerie, I was expecting the "strangest case of their career" bit to be a bit of a cop - but then the Stegosaurus turned up! And from there, this went into my Top 5 J+Ls with ease. Not least because a Stegosaurus is one of my two favorite dinosaurs, but the rest of the story is just fantastic - and fantastically funny. The scene were "Rodger with a D" asks Doyle to autograph his books before he kills him being my favorite, not least because of the absurdity of the aforementioned quote in the middle!
*Transmorphers: Fall of Man. Not that any living soul on Earth cares.
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