What's it about: On the other side of the galaxy a mining company is exploiting the already unstable planet of Syra for every precious mineral it contains. River Song is attempting to save the native people. She needs the Doctor’s help, but she also knows he mustn’t yet discover her true identity. The final confrontation sees the Doctor once again face his enemy the Eleven in an attempt to prevent the destruction of Syra and the genocide of its inhabitants.
Physician, Heal Thyself: He's always one for trying new
experiences and the Doctor is up for a ride on the 'six legs' beasts to get
them from A to B. The Magician, the Spiv or the Geography teacher? Those are
the three incarnations of the Doctor that River is intimately acquainted with.
There is some discussion about River meeting the Doctor in the wrong order but
this is kind of old hat now. I would have just gotten along with telling the
story featuring both of them. Does anybody buying these CDs need the
explanation? Surely they are au fait with River's rasion d'etre? The Doctor has
tasted the powers of the Gift and they terrify him, they aren't something that
he wants to exploit. The power to destroy worlds is not a gift.
Liv Chenka: Finally a story where Paul McGann and Nicola
Walker get some substantial time together that reminds us why the Doctor and
Liv are made for each other. There is something about the blending of his
excitement and her deadpan humour that really gels. Liv had to save six planets
before she had a go on the sonic screwdriver. Her dad used to take her climbing
to the mountains around Kaldor, saying they should rely less on robots and
focus on humans remembering the things they can do. Thinking that the Doctor is
insane, Liv needs assuring that walking into a volcano that is being drilled
full of holes is the most sensible option. She's happy to be a distraction to
get the Eleven out of the way so the Doctor can investigate what he is up to.
Her confrontation with the Eleven is something to behold, she really is quite
scary when she wants to be.
Helen Sinclair: Unpaid hired help?
The Only Water in the Forest: This is my first experience of
River Song on audio, having purchased her set but not getting around to
reviewing it yet. I was very excited for Big Finish when I heard they had
secured the services of Alex Kingston and were going to be continuing the
adventures of River. Not because her character is a personal favourite of mine
(to my mind she only truly worked as a character in her first and last stories
on TV) but because it was going to generate a lot of interest and possibly a
lot of dinero. She has a huge flurry of fans that could potentially sample Big
Finish on the strength of River's presence, especially teaming her up with
classic Doctors (which I have to admit is quite an exciting idea). Aside from
the fact that New Series elements bleeding into Big Finish brings them bang up
to date, it is nice to think that we will experience stories written for the
character that aren't by her creator. I personally feel that Moffat became a
little too obsessed with the character (series six was her absolute nadir, she
was part of the DNA of the season in a very destructive way) and that less is
most definitely more. One exciting appearance a year is far more anticipatory
than an entire season that is saturated with her convoluted timeline. Certainly
The Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead introduced her character
extremely well (and could have been a thrilling one off) and The Husbands of
River Song saw her functioning without the constant smugness, violence and sex
that became a staple of her character. If Big Finish can focus on those two
stories and how she genuinely aided those narratives without them being
entirely about her we will be in excellent shape.
She's done so many things in her time but she has never done
them for anything as vulgar as money. Is that true? That doesn't strike me as
being completely honest...but then River doesn't strike me as being an entirely
honest character either. She's always been stepped in mystery and deception.
She's escaped the Storm cage, the Bloody Tower and the Marquis de Sade's
private boudoir. If you think River is an entirely independent woman when she
is away from the Doctor then think again, she can be heard playing her loves
me/he loves me not and longing for a TARDIS. This girl never goes anywhere
without her diary. River remembers some outrageous parties in the 1920s. She
added a weather app and subspace communications to her vortex manipulator,
she's been upgrading. For River this is set not long before The Wedding of
River Song because she mentions their upcoming nuptials. Mind you weren't they
married in an incredible hurry? She's vicious when she wants to be, attacking
the Eleven with Venusian Martian Arts. River knows she mustn't meet the Doctor
in this incarnation but she develops a fine rapport with Helen and Liv.
Sparkling Dialogue: 'We have our ultimate weapon...'
Great Ideas: It's a good five minutes featuring the Eleven,
Caleera and River before the Doctor and his assistants arrive. In quite and
exciting way the story manages to bubble along without them, proof that these
characters have been sufficiently developed to hold up a story.
Audio Landscape: Horn blowing, screams, a detector beeping,
drilling into the planet, the Players, bubbling vats.
Musical Cues: There was a gorgeous musical cue that reminded
me of River's theme from The Big Bang when she was explaining how she came to
be on Syra.
Standout Scene: Did the Doctor really toss Caleera in a
volcano? There would have been a time when that sort of action would have
provoked some serious discussion. I guess with what the Doctor will become in
his next incarnation, this is baby steps in that direction.
River and the eighth Doctor have good chemistry on her box set (even if they don't meet in the flesh so to speak) , give it a try! (even if you haven't much time to review it)
ReplyDeleteI think Matt Fitton is being a bit overused of late (certainly in the Eighth Doctor box sets he is) and I'm not a big fan of any of his stories. If you look at the various Big Finish ranges and audios, he is everywhere, it's time to give new/underused writers a try. I would love to see fresh writers on these box sets
"magician, spiv, or geography teacher"
ReplyDeleteToo bad McGann changed his look. He could be The Pirate.
"Technically he could be the most chilling bad guy we have ever."
ReplyDeleteDoctor Who is like pizza. When it's good it's REALLY good. When it isn't good you sigh and eat it anyway.
I don't know where this metaphor is going...the Eleven is just like cold pizza?
Sorry for the off topic but... Joe you MUST hear the audio Jago&Litefoot&Strax, it's a SCREAM, can't stop laughing, and the story is good too.
ReplyDeleteI adored River and Liv beating up the Eleven. Physical confrontation is so rare and un-Doctor-ish, so this really stood out. It also made me laugh my arse off. I love Nicola Walker, I hope we get more of her and Alex Kingston together.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that River will be meeting all classic Doctors, in her next box set she crosses paths with Six and Seven. But yes, she and Nicola Walker had great chemistry
DeleteWell I confess my reaction to learning we were meeting River was groooooone!
ReplyDeleteYes, in silence in the library she was awesome, but two more appearences and I was already sick of her, and worse of Moffat's adoration of her. How could any story with this schizo, s/xually obsessive egomaniac, (not unlike any female character written by STeven Moffat), actually be any good?
And the answer? Well that this isn't a story written by sTeven Moffat ant and thank the White Guardian for that!
Shock horror, I liked! River. This compitant person saving alien cultures and debunking mining operations was far more what I imagined from the character we met in that library.
River aside this was a strong peace for all the rest of the cast two, especially liv, and I loved the alien prospector (such a difference getting a huge, wooki style alien as a slimy businessman).
The location rocked, and at least at the start the Eleven and kaleera were an intimidating combo. the problem however is this really needed to be a two parter.
There just wasn't time to explore any of the ideas that far, which is why the sonomancer herself seemed to go down like a damp squib with one of the easiest defeats on record for such an intimidating foe (really she felt quite the anticlimax).
Also, while the robot fight with Liv had to be believed, I was a little disappointed that Liv did so badly and that it fell down to River to give the knockout blowe, indeed the Eleven himself here was remarkably ineffective as a villain, synister goal or not.
A big bombastic conclusion with strong characters and a great setting? Yes, but not really one with time enough to achieve all of what it set out to, meaning that the wrap up was so quick it made most of the threats not too threatening (the volcano is probably the most dangerous and long serving villain in this story).
Still, I'm most impressed at River's presence on audio, indeed I went off and heard her box set on the strength of this one alone and was definitely not disappointed there either, which is not something I ever thought I'd say.
I also do really hope that next series though we'll be getting more on the eleven, and Kalera, and generally a pickup on the part of the villains sinse these easy defeats are making The Eleven look more like the zero :D.
>> For River this is set not long before The Wedding of River Song because she mentions their upcoming nuptials.
ReplyDeleteAin't that after "Husbands"/ during the 24-year night?
She mentions "magician" Doctor and she didn't know he existed until "Husbands".
Great review as always, Joe. By the way, you mind if I ask you to review the Churchill Years? They're all awesome(maybe except for the last) and you seemed to crave for more Ninth Doctor audios back in Night of the Whisper!
ReplyDeleteI would love if Joe continued reviewing the Jago and Litefoot series!
ReplyDeleteSurvivors!! By Big Finish, wow that's intense... Lou Jameson,superb act! and Terry Molloy will break you heart
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