What's it about: The SkyPuncher is the first private spaceflight. But Ephraim Salt's visionary project has gone horribly wrong - the ship is falling out of the sky and there seems no way to stop it. Ianto Jones thought the flight would be sabotaged. The only problem is... he's on board.
The Fall Guy: 'This is what Torchwood does, isn't it
Jack? Ruins everyone. Everyone it touches...' Was there something up with
Gareth David-Lloyd's accent in this? At points he didn't sound much like Ianto.
Has it been so long since he has played the character that he has forgotten how
he is supposed to sound? No, that's a little disingenuous - it might do you
well to remember Ianto is in a fraught situation and if he sounds a little more
hysterical than usual...well that's just how things are when you are hurtling
towards the Earth and leaking blood at a rate of knots. Whilst he's panic
stricken about the situation he has found himself in, Ianto is still awed by
the incredible sight of the Earth from space. Who wouldn't be? His reaction to
driving a spaceship is equally awesome, practically screaming with delight.
Mind, he is a delirious at this stage after being bitten by a man who he
thought was dead. By the end of the story Ianto has every kind of insurance
going, just to keep Zeynep on the line. Better check that credit card statement
when you get home. Let's hope he's ticked the box for life insurance too, given
what we know of his future. His family could be raking it in right now. He's
not a martyr but Ianto recognises that his life doesn't matter when the
SkyPuncher is going to take the lives of many people when it crashes down on
Turkey. Did Ianto want to show off to his colleagues that he could handle the
spy stuff by sneaking himself aboard the SkyPuncher? He wanted to impress Jack
and the others by nearly getting himself killed? Unfortunately that is exactly
the sort of behaviour that is recognised and celebrated in Torchwood. If you
make it home, you're a hero. If you don't, they'll replace you with someone
else. Zeynep spells it out in no uncertain terms, no company is worth dying
for.
Standout Performance: It seems discourteous to other
releases (and performers) to say that this kind of story relies on strong
performances more but it is true, this two hander is being held up entirely by
Gareth David-Lloyd and Lisa Zahra and they both impress. Especially the latter
who is a newcomer to Big Finish as far as I can tell and manages to shows great
moments of charm and humour as Zeynep whilst remaining professional and within
the limits of her job as a phone operator.
Sparkling Dialogue: 'Please speak after the beep. Beep.'
'I'll try to make my panic less sex pesty.'
'I can't think of anything worse than being on a plane
that's about to crash.'
Standout Scene: What an incredible journey we go on with
Ianto and Zeynep. At the end of the story one of them has to sacrifice
themselves and one of them can survive. It's an astonishing scene between two
people that barely know each other but realise the decisions that they make are
going to have huge consequences. Zahra's performance in the last scene took my
breath away.
Result: 'You're flying a bomb at me!' A wonderfully
simple idea, so well realised. The relationship between Ianto and Zeynep is
beautifully observed by writer James Goss who has no other distractions but to
focus on the pair of them trying to deal with a desperate situation. Given Big
Finish is told purely through the medium of audio I am surprised that there
haven't been more two hander experiments of this nature as scaling back the
cast of characters can often yield terrific results. Look at DS9's Duet and
Waltz. The Outer Limits' The Quality of Mercy. Or even Big Finish's glorious
Solitaire. What plays out is a tense situation that gets more butt clenching as
the story races home to it's conclusion but it peppered with some sublime
moments of comedy (Ianto's 'hooray' when his dog is insured really cracked a
smile and I couldn't help but laugh my head off when during a particularly
fraught moment Ianto is put on hold while a chirpy message of 'your call is
important to us...' is piped into his ears) and character throughout that keeps
the piece from getting too fatalistic. By making this such an intimate drama,
you are entirely focused on what is happening and it should serve as a reminder
to certain writers that think that unwieldy plots and characters are the way to
go. Scott Handcock doesn't have an easy job to do, bringing such a small story
to life in a way that it rivets the listener for an hour. But this is the
producer of the Dorian Gray series where economy and drama go hand in hand.
He's the perfect director for this story and it keeps the attention throughout.
Maybe I've got a taste for technology porn when it is placed in a space setting
- I thoroughly enjoyed the Doctor Who release Scavenger too which in parts had
a similarly desperate tone and a wealth of information about space vehicles.
The core word of what makes this story work is restraint and that is not a word
that I ever thought I would associate with Torchwood. I'm glad James Goss has
managed to prove me wrong. I've been told that perhaps I am a little too free
with my 10/10's but my personal scale is to ask the questions 'how could this
be better?' and when I am stuck for an answer the score flows naturally from
that (although the mention of Lisa from Cyberwoman almost made me change
my mind): 10/10