What's it about: When the Doctor and Donna visit London’s Technology Museum for a glimpse into the future, things don’t go to plan. The most brilliant IT brain in the country can’t use her computer. More worrying, the exhibits are attacking the visitors, while outside, people seem to be losing control of the technology that runs their lives. Is it all down to simple human stupidity, or is something more sinister going on? Beneath the streets, the Koggnossenti are waiting. For all of London to fall prey to technophobia...
Mockney Dude: What I love about this pair more than anything
else is that they are knocking about the cosmos for the fun of it, simply
because they love being together and there are so many great things to see and
experience out there. It's the same vibe that I get from the fourth Doctor and
Sarah and the fourth Doctor and Romana II. He and Donna are not a couple...she
helps him 'in the community' (and she makes it sound like a charitable act. He
talks but its all geek to Donna. He seems more concerned with technology than
human beings. Some of his best friends have been robots...and blokes. The
Doctor is the last person you should give caffeine to, especially this Doctor.
He's having fun to a point but when he suddenly turns cold and says 'no more'
you really listen. He's the one Doctor who sends chills up my spine when he
gets angry because he's usually such a jolly fellow and yet we have seen evidence
of how far he will go when he is pushed to the limit (the climax of The Runaway
Bride, The Family of Blood, The Fires of Pompeii and The Waters of Mars). He
doesn't like aliens messing around with London, the most exciting city in the
world. If there's one thing he doesn't like it's a know-all which earns him a
scoff from Donna. He's adept at acting the fool, asking the right questions and
generally causing a great distraction performing a sleight of hand that defeats
the aliens. Like Tom Baker at his best, Tennant's Doctor can play the clown
whilst being very clever indeed.
Tempestuous Temp: Donna Noble; Chiswick Cherubs, Tooting
Temps and Wimbledon Wonders how wonderful it is to have you back. When you have
a Doctor/companion combination that worked as sublimely as the tenth Doctor and
Donna it is hard not to compare everything that comes afterwards to that magic.
Perhaps that is what I have done, perhaps a little unfairly but this was my new
series team. The one point where the show seemed to be aimed squarely at me and
relationship between the Doctor and Donna (and the chemistry between Tennant
and Tate) had a great deal to do with that. Donna was always brave yet
vulnerable, sassy yet smart, human and yet pragmatic. She was somebody I could
really believe in and I loved the fact that she wanted to travel the universe
without trying to get into the Doctors pants. The question is whether Big
Finish can replicate the success of this character and give her an equally
sparkling existence on audio. On the strength of the reviews of this set and
the opening story, the signs are certainly looking good. Tate is on dazzling
form throughout and seems to relish the fact that she is playing Donna Noble
again. She's the fastest shorthand in the West. She's dated worse than some of
the robots on display...from what we have heard (and seen) of Donna's
relationship history it looks like she has fallen in with quite a bunch of
losers in her time. Perhaps it's time to meet one of them? She's learnt how to
time travel responsibly; no sneaky peeking at Autumn collections of lottery
results in the future but she might have nipped to Henriks for the latest Katie
Price perfume. She wont make jokes when people are dying, she has more respect
than that. Donna has always wanted to drive a bulldozer but then she has been
trying to live up to the subtlety of such a vehicle all of her life so it is
understandable. She's quick to refute the idea that she and the Doctor are a
couple and that she is available.
Standout Performance: It's that ability that Tate has of
throwing herself into the madness of everything and Donna clearly having a
whale of time throwing out one liners...and then suddenly stopping and breaking
our hearts with a line. Donna's 'I told him if he comes with us he would be
safe' is a great example. Tate switches mood effortlessly, painfully. It's
almost like she wants the audience to be unprepared for the emotion. That
reminds me of Russell T. Davies work at it's best, a jolly romp until it stabs
you in the heart. Niky Wardley's Bex with an X isn't the most memorable of
characters but she works well with Donna, probably because Wardley and Tate
have a long history of working together and a good friendship (Temps United).
She's also sufficiently different from Tamsin for it not to be a problem that
Bex is being played by an actress of an ex audio companion. See Beth Charmers,
it can be done!
Sparkling Dialogue: 'Robots running amok? Donna, we're on!'
'Last time I saw somebody that jumpy they were standing on a
supernova!'
'Always invoice for the whole day. Double time for the end
of the world.'
Great Ideas: People are claiming that modern day technology
is becoming too complicated to use. Well either I'm getting old (a distinct
possibility) or this statement is very true but you only have to ask my husband
about a recent tantrum I had about turning Amish after attempting to get to
grips with the impenetrable library of music that is Apple Music. The Doctor
states that technology is supposed to make your life easier but what about when
the technology progresses to such a rate that it is more economic and reliable
than human beings? Computers building computers - why does that send a chill
down the spine? Super smart to neo-Neanderthal in minutes, that's why the
technology is so damn complicated. You could make an argument that the glut of reality
television and the media thinking for us has made society dumber so technology
seems more sophisticated than it is. Kevin Jones the train driver - a very down
to Earth character that made a great deal of difference in this era of the
show.
Musical Cues: Damn, I love that version of the theme tune. I
love it. It transported me back to season four all over again and gave
me goosies all over. The score isn't hugely memorable in it's own right but
what is memorable about it is the fact that it is a new series Doctor Who
adventure that isn't scored by Murray Gold. It's fast paced, modern and skips
you through the story, it's a decent stab at his style.
Isn't it Odd: Given that this is a story of technology that
has run amok I thought the examples that we got lacked a little imagination.
Hoovers? Looking at the technology that is around my living room right now I
can already see a ceiling fan (catapulting off and chopping me in half), a fish
tank (exploding and showering with glass)...even my computer (melting and
gluing me to the table as the rest of the technology around me finishes me
off). It's the sort of thing Davies would have gone to town with but Fitton is
rather restrained. Plus the technophobia in the story is only really got to
grips with in these scenes. It's not really the psychological explanation I was
expecting.
Standout Scene: The one scene that really drove him the
sinister nature of technology gone awry was set in the underground when you
realise just how much technology reliant we are. Donna and Bex are surrounded
by potential weapons.
Result: 'An alien? He looks like he works in menswear!'
Technophobia both plays it safe and manages to perfectly capture that feeling
of confidence and 'nothing can stop us' attitude that lit up series four like a
beacon. It's a witty, slick and furiously paced audio and I was beaming
throughout, mostly thanks to the punch the air reunion between Tennant and
Tate. For once all the build up was worth it, this genuinely captures the magic
between these two actors all over again. Thank goodness. Fitton manages to ape
the Davies London obsession and create a nostalgic (when did series four become
something to get nostalgic about?) invasion of England's capital, that feeling
of madness gripping the city as another crazy alien stunt plays out. There's
elements of The Lazarus Experiment, Partners in Crime and The Poison Sky...any
of the contemporary Earth stories really but I don't think it was such a bad
idea to ease everybody in gently before heading off and doing something crazy
experimental. I really like the idea of an alien invader attempting to take
over by making the human race thick; maybe they just needed to increase the
screenings of Don't Tell the Bride and The Only Way is Essex whilst tripling
the print run of the Daily Mail and their plan to make the human race stupid
and conquer them could have been achieved with far less fuss. With all of the
London's technology a risk the tale isn't perhaps as imaginative or scary as it could be but that might be a
timing issue, there is an awful lot to pack into 60 minutes. Contemporary
London - check. The Doctor and Donna on form - check. Regular Joe's making a
difference - check. Humour and pathos - check. There is certainly enough
elements that work to self-assuredly call this an authentic throwback to the
greatest new Who season of them all. The story as presented is worthy of a 7
but the magic brewed up by Tennant and Tate automatically elevates it a point.
They are just brilliant together: 8/10