Thursday, 8 May 2014

The Crooked Man written by John Dorney and directed by Nicholas Briggs

What's it about: Winter at the seaside. The wind blows. The waves crash. People are dying and a strange spindly figure stalks the cold, deserted streets. A typical holiday for the Doctor and Leela in other words. When they stumble across a grotesque series of murders at the coast, the TARDIS travellers realise the local constabulary is out of its depth. Something supernatural has come to town, something evil. And it all seems to be tied in to a particular young family. Monsters lurk behind strange doors. Tragic secrets wait to be uncovered. And somewhere, deep within, the Crooked Man sits. He is waiting for you.

Teeth and Curls: The Doctor is in high spirits as he visits the seaside, whistling to himself as he strolls along the prom. I was instantly reminded of his trip to Brighton beach in The Leisure Hive. Showing how his mood can turn on a sixpence he goes from happy go lucky holiday to harbinger of doom, worried about the lack of activity in the seaside town and smelling death on the breeze. The Doctor is about to tell the police not to do anything he wouldn't do but that doesn't really narrow it down. He is a mere humble genius who never gives out his autograph. This is one of those stories where the Doctor is one step ahead of the audience and it is actually rather exasperating because of it - he knows that Lesley is a walking cliché, he knows that Celia is trying to poison them and yet there seems to be no connection to these random moments until he joins the dots for us. He loves it when people try to kill him because it means he is on the right track! Why does he wear such a long scarf when he does so much running? Rather than sympathise with the 'lesser' characters the Doctor seems to taunt them for their lack of literary merit. He really has developed a nasty streak this year.

Noble Savage: The Doctor and Leela are described as a 'loony in a scarf and girl who doesn't seem to know it's winter.' Leela is all bravado until she attacks the Crooked Man to no effect. Leela calls the Doctor up on why he asks her if she can perform certain acts when he doesn't have a plan b - of course she will try. Leela has seen so many wondrous things with the Doctor that have test her sense of reality that the Land of Fiction is just another in a long list. Her lack of knowledge makes her more susceptible to accepting these things than somebody like Simon. In a loose moment of set up Leela talks about her father who gave his life for hers. This is expanded upon in the next story, The Evil One. Fiction was never really her thing, she has always been more literal minded than anyone else he knows. If there is anybody who can resists the Crooked Man's influence is it his noble savage.

Standout Performance: Unlike producer David Richardson I do not hold Sarah Smart in high esteem as an actress, despite some impressive credits on her CV. In particular her turn in Doctor Who (The Rebel Flesh two parter) was appalling; an agonising, one note performance that turned a sympathetic character into a pantomime villain. Fortunately Smart is far more on the money in The Crooked Man, handed a more realistic character she finds some emotional truth and delivers a much more considerate performance. However given the character isn't given a great deal of interest to do in the first half of the play and is poorly motivated in the second half it still isn't the breakout role in Doctor Who for Smart that perhaps they were aiming for. Personally I thought Neil Stuke's Crooked Man was far more impressive, a role that could so easily have been bungled and yet he manages to be both over the top and seriously sinister (this is probably the effect they were trying to achieve with the Jester in Axis of Insanity but it is realised so much more effectively here). His delivery of the cliff-hanger punchline gave me chills.

Sparkling Dialogue: 'Scarcity doesn't imply value. It can represent a lack of interest.'
'You will die in terrible agony!' 'Only in the next draft!'

Great Ideas: The idea of having to sell on treasured possession at a fraction of the cost that they were purchased for from the man they were originally bought from is a harsh reality if modern times and how items devalue the second they leave a shop. Don't listen to this story on your own at night, the first attack by the Crooked Man in the bookshop is quite terrifying. Dorney certainly has an eye for macabre detail that ties into his theme of literature being abused, the bookkeeper suffering the indignity of having Dickens and Scott Fitzgerald stuffed down his throat until he expires. As soon as you realise that the characters that we have met are straight out of books then Dorney can have some fun (although perhaps that isn't the correct term) with the idea, breaking the books spines and setting them alight. For some reason the walls between fiction and fact have come tumbling down, East Wold is a weak point between our world and the Land of Fiction. It's a one in/one out situation, the Crooked Man coming through the gap and killing somebody so somebody from the Land of Fiction can take their place. Only the mot unpleasant and self centred characters are willing to agree. The last time the Doctor visited the Land of Fiction it was all literary classics not second rate hacks from unpublished fables - is Dorney trying to suggest that somewhere in a fetid little hole in the Land of Fiction all the characters from those half baked fan fictions exist? The number of storytelling mediums are increasing all the time; websites, epublishing, print on demand, tabloid exaggeration, television spin offs...a proliferation of the imagination that is causing some characters to be squeezed out of the Land of Fiction. Only so many characters can exist in their world and it now fit to burst and so the lesser known characters found a tear between the two worlds and exploited it. Given the threats to Earth are manifold on Doctor Who it is hard to find a new approach to the idea...I don't think anybody has attempted invasion by mediocre characters from inferior fiction before! They would tear through our world, slaughtering the population and replacing them with one dimensional characters. What an appalling prospect. Obscure books are being tossed out first.

Audio Landscape: A crusty old till, seagulls screaming, a sea breeze, a smashed window, baby gurgling, child's toy playing, scraping vegetables, lighting the stove, creaky doors, pouring out wine, doorbell, tea china, smashing china, pages tearing, burning, bashing in a door, tearing wood, growling, flapping pages, banging on the door.

Musical Cues: It seems that every time I am drawn to check out who scored the music for a story these days it is always the same name that crops up: Jamie Robertson. Whilst I usually associate it him with big, bold, cinematic soundtracks (that might sound like an anathema on audio but somehow he achieves it) he cooks up something much more subtle and sinister in The Crooked Man. Silences are used to disquieting effect, the sound effects are given a chance to really frighten the audience and the music gently underscores the menace of the investigation into the murders. It is extremely well judged.

Isn't it Odd: I had one big problem with The Crooked Man, at least in the first episode, that made it a frustrating experience. Whilst I found the Doctor and Leela investigating the spate of crimes in the village vintage material, I lost interest whenever the story shifter back to Laura and her domestic situation. It takes an age to see how one is tied into another so for some time it feels like two irreconcilable plots are existing side by side for no reason whatsoever. Whilst on the whole I think that Tom Baker is improving in leaps and bounds with each season of 4DAs, he still has the occasional lapse where he hiccups on a line of dialogue and sounds terribly stilted. Listen to the moment he repeats 'Procedure? Procedure?', it has that Sylvester McCoy defect of sounding like it is the first time he has clapped eyes on the script. Lesley King might be the very cliché of the TV personality but that doesn't make Lizzie Roper's overdone performance any easier to swallow. The Doctor suggests the baby is being stolen because it is fuelled by a limitless imagination and it could be used to keep the bridgehead open. A young child perhaps, but surely a baby doesn't have any kind of imagination until it has a firm grasp on language and the world around it? It would have been far more shocking had the baby been murdered for its place in our world. I don't think it would take a genius to figure out that Simon comes from he fiction world given he can sense where his son is and tackle the creatures that exist there. I didn't buy that Laura would accept a substitute father from another realm quite so easily with the evidence presented, even if the boys father did abandon them so abruptly. The twist is foreshadowed insofar as dropping hints that Simon isn't real but there is no real establishment of Laura's motives in this arrangement. As far as she is concerned it just feels terribly contrived, inventing a perfect husband who just happens to turn up and pick up the pieces where her ex left off. Would anybody accept that quite so easily? What was Dorney saying about poorly developed characters? The ending where Simon holds back the hordes of clichéd characters and seals the breach is too simple. What this story needs is time to breathe.

Result: I'm so conflicted with The Crooked Man because there are a lot of good ideas in place and it has some effective moments but I don't think it holds together anywhere near as well as it should. I'm not sure it is the realisation because Nick Briggs' direction is typically strong (although he lets a couple of poor performances through) and Jamie Robertson's soundscape and music both capture the horror of the situation superbly. I can see what John Dorney was going for with this adventure and intellectually he approaches the Land of Fiction from a less showy and more substantial angle than The Mind Robber. However there is no denying that waltzing with literary figures in a fairytale land is much more exciting and colourful than meeting a collection of fictional stereotypes turned baddies in a seaside town. Concentrating on the unknowns in fiction is a smart idea in theory, those characters who are long forgotten whilst the classics are given plenty of attention but the resulting guest cast is pretty unmemorable as a consequence. There is a much more tragic story to be told about these forgotten, embarrassing characters of hack fiction created by lesser writers and unfairly compared to the greats of literature. Instead of going for a more affecting angle he instead turns the characters into stock villains trying to take over the world. It is a novel idea but following in the footsteps of so many other Doctor Who stories. Maybe he didn't want to go over familiar ground since he already approached the idea of having clichéd characters take on greater dimensions in The Forth Wall. Mind you he talks about the responsibility of the writer to his characters in the extras for that tale and seems retract that here, suggesting that this cast of villains is merely the sum of its not very skilfully written parts. Maybe he doesn't have to accept responsibility when they are written as somebody else's creations? Tom Baker veers between very good and awkward in this story and whilst she isn't given her best characterisation in the range, Louise Jameson supports him well as Leela. I find it sad that a story that made me think about its ideas should just scrape an above average mark but whilst I can appreciate what the writer was trying to achieve I don't think the overall story came together quite as engagingly as he hoped. It's good but it could have been great. After setting up an intriguing scenario with the Land of Fiction rejecting its lesser creations, there is no time to explore the concept before the story has to be wrapped up in a terrible hurry. Perhaps this is another case for longer stories for the fourth Doctor, in which case there would have been time for the villainy and a chance to flesh out the characters too. Kudos for trying something a little more subversive and less traditional though : 6/10

Sunday, 4 May 2014

Battlestar Galactica The Miniseries


The Miniseries Part One written by Ronald D. Moore & Christopher Eric James and directed by Michael Rymer

What's it about: The Twelve Colonies are under attack from the Cylons after a 40-year armistice...

Commander-in-Chief: Played with gruff authority by Edward James Olmos, Adama is a character that runs through the entire gamut of human emotions throughout the four season tenure of the show but manages to keep most of those feeling bottled up. That means those moments where he displays flashes of anger or distress really count for something. He is precisely the sort of man that you would want in charge of a fleet on the run; respectful, loyal, smart, brave and pretty much unshakable. That makes the character sound incredibly boring but he is also capable of making terrible mistakes, losing his cool at inappropriate times and letting his pride get the better of him. It makes him a flawed hero but a man to look up to nonetheless because he is always doing what he can for the best of the fleet. Like most of the characters on this show, I love how human Adama is - flawed, multi-faceted and often very surprising. Adama has a soft spot for Starbuck despite her rebellious attitude, in fact he actually seems to admire her for it. She was once in a relationship with his now deceased son and there is always a feeling between these two of a father/daughter relationship. Sometimes even more so than Adama's relationship with his surviving son. The restraint that Adama shows when Lee accuses him of murdering his brother because he pulled strings to get him in the service is to be admired. I think Adama knows if he reacts violently that his relationship with his son will be irrevocably destroyed.

XO: At this stage of the game Tigh is almost a stock First Officer; a grizzled, unlikable old drunk who is nonetheless very good at his job. Interestingly, throughout the course of this series I would say that Tigh is the one who goes on the biggest journey and proves the most fascinating to watch. You couldn't really tell that at this point though. Michael Hogan has a great deal to offer and come the final season he is easily my favourite performer on the show. But more on that later... It's a shame that nobody makes Tigh eat his words when he claims that the Cylon attack on Caprica is just a joke at Adama's expense.

President: Oh President Roslin. A magnificent character who you can't help but cheer for even when she jumps in the wrong direction. Most of her appeal comes down to the measured performance of Mary McDonnell (who looks uncannily like Elisabeth Sladen from Doctor Who), an actress who takes a tough role and wrings every nuance out of it that she possibly can. The first thing we learn about Roslin is that she has cancer which immediately puts our sympathies with her. The fact that she doesn't seem especially maudlin about the news and confronts it with a brave face even more so. The first conversation between Adama and Roslin is an argument, which pretty much sums up their acerbic relationship in the first season as the two strong willed characters figure how to maintain an impossible situation together. Just as Baltar is trapped in a nightmare scenario, so is Roslin. As the highest ranking political representative off planet (with the remainder of the political having gone up in smoke on Caprica), she automatically sworn in as President. Is the Secretary for Education up to the job of rallying the survivors of this mass slaughter into a community? Adama certainly has his doubts but Roslin's steely resolve, humane decisions and grace under pressure mark her out as the finest candidate for the job. Even in the wake of her cancer scare. She very sensibly asks if anybody has considered the possibility of surrender but it clearly isn't an option. We learn that Roslin never really enjoyed politics and was on the verge of getting out. What a twisted turn of events for her this turns out to be. She is practically in tears when she has to accept responsibility for the survivors as President until she can see uncertainty in others faces, then her tone hardens and she shoves her own doubts aside.

Firecracker: Sporadically riveting and dull, Starbuck is a character packed with potential but one that the writers occasionally get lazy with. She's an explosive, screwed up pilot who relies on drink and sex to feel something and it is very easy to fall back on those traits when there is nothing to say about the character in some episodes. However Katie Sackoff has obvious appeal (beyond the physical, although she is most definitely a babe) and thanks to her tortured performance she is the character I usually feel the most for on the show. Starbuck is shown immediately as somebody who happily flouts the rules, winding up the XO about his whoring wife to a point where he throws the gambling table aside and flings herself violently at him. Fans of the original series might have been appalled that Starbuck was written as a woman but she can more than look after herself, proves to be a stunning viper pilot and can be seen tossing back the liquor and chomping on a cigar.

Apollo: Despite his bizarre walk (seriously check it out, Bamber always walks like he needs a crap), Lee Adama is our action hero and beefcake on the show. Introduced as a square jawed, revered pilot who can do no wrong, it quickly becomes clear that this character has baggage of his own. Namely his relationship with his father which has practically deteriorated beyond repair, the pair at odds over the death of Lee's brother. The Ballad of Apollo and Starbuck begins in there first scene together where they remain cordial but clearly want to rip each others clothes off and screw on the floor. It's a complicated relationship which goes through a multitude of ups and down but one thing is for sure, the attraction between these two was there right from the beginning. Possibly the hottest pair in any TV show. Lots of possibilities with the Roslin/Lee relationship, especially with him taking her position over his fathers during a power struggle. They enjoy a sparky, warm chemistry ('Captain Apollo has a nice ring to it, don't you think?') and I look forward to seeing more.

Traitor: 'You have an amazing capacity for self- deception. How do you do that?' Wow, what can be said about Gaius Baltar this early on in the game. A man of almost incalculable hubris, who makes mistake after the mistake and the entire human race suffers unspeakable losses as a result. This could have been an easy role to overplay but James Callis is far too smart a performer to camp up the anti-hero. Instead he plays Baltar as a tortured soul, one who is at the mercy of his enormous ego and who is shitting himself that his role in the disaster on Caprica will come out. I don't think there has ever been a character quite like this before and his presence on the show automatically lifts it into the realms of something very special. You can't help but tune in to see what hideous mistakes he will make next and how by the luck of the Gods he somehow gets away with it. Baltar is introduced as a close aide of the current President and a man with controversial opinions about the advancements of robotics. When it becomes clear that he is having a relationship with Six you could be forgiven for thinking he is complicit in the Cylon attack when the writers take the far more exciting approach of his libido leading him to a security leak in a moment of weakness. His reaction to the discovery that the attack would never have succeeded without his error of judgement is one of the best moments in the miniseries. Panic, desperation, cover up...Baltar considers it all. Because the intent wasn't there he refuses to shoulder the blame despite the fact that the guilt clearly weighs on him and he is terrified of being discovered. There is something delicious about such a pathetic man being trapped in such an agonising situation. Adama says during his rousing speech that there always comes a day when you cannot hide from the things you have done anymore. Gaius Baltar is hoping to keep that day at arms length for as long as possible.

Sixie: How gorgeous is Tricia Helfer? She is practically a walking Barbie doll with a perfect physique and features and yet do not mistake her for some blonde bimbo who has been hired because of her looks. She's a massive talent and securing her as the most recognisable humanoid Cylon was a huge bonus for the series. Seductive and unknowable, curious and exotic, dangerous and glamorous, Six has a distinctive, addictive presence. She mentions there are twelve models and she is number six, an important piece of information as the show charges on and more models are revealed.

Chief Engineer: Aaron Douglas looks so young and fresh faced in the miniseries, a far cry from his worn down appearance in subsequent seasons. Tyrol, like Lee, is a pretty cut and dry character at this point. His the Miles Edward O'Brien of Galactica, the everyday man who keeps the ship in one piece and ensure the vipers are in tip top condition. And like O'Brien the writers find more ingenious ways to torture this character to show every aspect of his humanity stripped away. His quiet, angry reaction to the sacrifice of so many of his men really makes the moment count.

Secretary: I took to Billy instantly, especially his bashful attraction to Dee.

Helo: Didn't really impact (apart from the fact that he was really cute) until he agreed to give up his seat on the raptor for Baltar in Caprica and stay behind with the rest of the victims. A brave decision that would have a profound effect on both his character arc (he would go on to meet Sharon in season one on Caprica) and the rest of humanity (keeping Baltar alive is just about the worst thing he could have chosen to do).

Sparkling Dialogue: 'Humanity's children are returning home today...'
'You cannot play God and then wash your hands of the things you have created.'
'Why can't we use the starboard launch?' 'It's a gift shop now.'

The Good:
*   The opening few seconds lull the viewer into a feeling that this might be a low budget affair featuring some creaky modelwork before the stationary ship we are witnessing turns and the stars spin in an incredible display. The CGI on this show is consistently extraordinary and that was the case right from the opening episode. Watch how the station explodes and a piece of debris hits the 'camera', that's a special effects team really thinking about how to make the audience sit up and pay attention. The space battle sequences are the result of years of watching other series perfect the art (there are shades of Babylon 5 and DS9 to the quality of CGI conflicts in space), taking the best approaches and then putting their own spin on things. Missiles shoot unpredictably out of Cylon raiders and just because the vipers are being driven by the 'good guys' it doesn't guarantee anybody's safety.
*   Immediately the classic series of Battlestar Galactica is alluded to with the original Cylon model appearing on the document held by the human representative at the political meeting point. I'm really pleased that this show hasn't completely forgotten its past, offering little kisses to fans of the original show. I have only watched the odd episode in passing so I can't really comment on how accurate the continuity ties up but I know how I felt when Doctor Who came back for a new generation of children and it honoured its history so stringently (stirrings of the original BSG theme can be heard over a news report). Clearly the population of Caprica have no idea of how advanced the Cylons have become, especially their ability to mimic humans. The new design CGI Cylons are sleeker and far more deadly, with razor sharp hands that can turn into machine guns in an instant. I love that they kept the blood red laser eye that darts back and forth across the visor (and the same effect on their raiders is especially ominous) but it is a shame that their distinctive voices have been excised completely. These are not characters, these are merely foot soldiers. An old fashioned Centurion can be seen proudly displayed in a museum, a relic of the past.
*   In precisely the same way that the Dominion were such a fantastic, insidious threat on DS9 (Ron Moore showing his roots), the fact the Cylons have mastered human forms gives this series its central theme of identity and what makes a person who they are. Doral is seen escorting a group of visitors around Galactica right after the credits and Six spends a great deal of time manipulating Baltar on Caprica - these human Cylons have infiltrated the human race without any suspicion. That Invasion of the Body Snatchers sense of 'they are amongst us' is one of the most expertly handled concepts in the series, especially when it is revealed that characters that we already know could be one of the enemy's number.
*   'It's all hands on here...' I really like the idea of the Galactica being looked upon as a ship that is past its prime and ready for retirement. It adds another layer of character to the show that this old, weary battleship becomes humanity's last hope for survival. The ship itself is superbly designed; cramped corridors, a functional but stylish command hub (the CIC), a hangar deck teeming with engineers and viper relics (space craft built to scale within the set - very impressive) ready to be put out to pasture. The lighting is harsh and unrelenting, the details are realistic (Adama uses a phone rather than some outer space communicator) and the whole operation feels entirely plausible. It is this level of grit and realism that marks this show as something a bit different from the wealth of other science fiction shows on the market. It feels only a few steps removed from our military. Michael Rymer's outstanding direction of the early scenes aboard the Galactica cannot be overlooked; there is a tracking shot the follows characters from room to room, down corridors and into the hangar that allows this ship to feel like a bustling operation and its crew a well oiled workforce. It feels as though a lot of money has been poured into the construction of this setting, the Battlestar that we are going to call home through four years of impossibly difficult scenarios. Bravo to all concerned. Caprica City is beautifully realised too, again it manages to keep one foot in the door of reality whilst still being recognisably a science fiction setting. It's a modern cityscape but one which looks a lot like a polished metropolis that we might recognise albeit with functional looking craft screaming through the sky shuttling people to different locations. Battlestar Galactica's skill is that it manages to present a science fiction environment that doesn't alienate people who aren't keen on the genre, whilst satisfying those who are. Not an easy feat to pull off. 
*   It took Star Trek TNG seven seasons to take us lower decks to see how the lesser ranks relax and socialise but BSG gets in there immediately, allowing the show to work on several class levels. We get to see the Commander and the XO relaxing and drinking in their quarters rubbing shoulders with scenes of the deck hands and pilots gambling, flirting and drinking in the mess. It's a show where everybody is given the same amount of consideration and that is quite rare. We're privy to the pilot briefings too, allowing us to those who protect the fleet in their professional and social surroundings.
*   The moment when I realised that this show was going to go to some dark places and take risks that other shows wouldn't wasn't when the population of Caprica was decimated - I've seen mass extinction in science fiction before - but the simple death of a baby whose neck is snapped to prevent it from having to face the coming apocalypse. What is so fascinating about this act is that is clearly abhorrent but ultimately could be seen as an act of kindness in the wake of the Cylon massacre. This is a quick, clean death. The alternative probably would have been agonising. Any show that can present the casual murder of a child as an act of mercy is doing something quite different in my book. Another feature of BSG that I heartily commend is that it regularly features situations where characters have to face some very ugly choices, ones where the audience has to ask themselves if they would have the balls to go through with it themselves. Tigh has to seal off several decks in order to save Galactica but in doing so he is condemning many deck hands to their deaths in the vacuum of space. It's an uncompromising set piece that sees Tigh have the courage of his convictions and forces us to watch as innocent lives are flushed into space. Astonishing.
*   Whoever decided to employ such a wealth of hand held camera work should be applauded. As we continue on through the series there will be many moments of experimental realisation on the show and this was the first brave step. At times it feels as though the cameraman is hopping from one foot to the other the way it wobbles precariously as we swing round from one character to another but the massive impact this has on the show, making it feel like documentary rather than a filmed drama and again injects a level of realism that is unusual in science fiction. Even the CGI effects feel as though they are being filmed by a documentary crew at times, with sudden zooms and a lens that scans the area until it finds its target. It can be more like watching the news than a TV series, planting the viewer right in the action and often giving the cameraman the chance to get right up close and personal with the actors and giving them no place to hide behind more glossy, fictionalised camerawork. Don't get me wrong this is heavily stylised but in a way that drives the action in the most riveting, personal way.
*   It's bizarre that the attack itself should be so remote (see below) because the aftermath is brilliantly handled. I especially liked the gaggle of survivors that happen upon Helo and Boomer and their downed raptor. Only a handful of these people are going to escape this nuclear wasteland and they have to draw and lottery to see who it will be. What a dreadful game of chance to face. Delightfully for a second it looks like Baltar is so desperate to survive that he is going to steal a blind woman's ticket to freedom. People try and bribe their way onto the ship but its clear that in this apocalyptic circumstance money has suddenly lost its value.
*   The episode ends with the lead characters son and the recently sworn in President apparently killed. Television convention tell us that this cannot be the case because it would be foolish for a writer to build up such strong characters and dispose of them so quickly. BSG has already proven in its first hour and a half that it doesn't play by the rules (wiping out most of humanity for starters) so there is a lingering possibility that this could be for real. That's how convincing this feature length episode has been.

The Bad: For the most part this is an extremely well judged pilot for a television series; dramatically, academically and visually. However if I had one serious complaint (and it is something that show rectifies almost as soon as it begins as a series) it is that the attack on Caprica itself is seen as more of an intellectual exercise rather than a dramatic one. It is a set piece that is very quickly skipped over so we can cut to the evacuation of the survivors and the consequences of the attack. We don't get to see the advance of the Cylon ships or them screaming into orbit, we don't get to see the cities burning on the ground (merely a very distant shot of explosions on the surface from space) and don't get to see the suffering of those who are going about their daily lives. Given the series' documentary feel there is a strange feeling of distance from the drama of the attack itself. It's not as if it had to be an expensive venture either, one set being destroyed and a handful of extras and the reality of the situation could be brought home. Even the initial reactions of those in command are muted. All the action takes place in the atmosphere, this is an extremely impersonal attack. Perhaps that is right given it is the result of an army of robots. It wasn't until Roslin made an official report to the press and their heated reaction that this felt like it was having an impact on those who have survived.

The Shallow Bit: Sex is prevalent on this show and it is often portrayed as a savage, ravenous act of lust. It's certainly not a show to watch with your mother. The cast is almost universally attractive so the nudity is a bonus and it is one of those shows that will take the sexual act right up to an explosive climax. So not one to watch when you're horny either.

Moment to Watch Out For: 'Is this a joke?' Adama's reaction to Roslin order for his assistance is a scream. This is definitely going to be a relationship to watch. 'We're in the middle of a war and you're taking orders from school teachers!'

Result: 'It has begun...' From the very first scene the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica makes it mark and is heavy with a sense of foreboding. Given the quality of this miniseries it would have been a criminal act to have prevented it from going to series. It's too good to ignore. A slightly muted attack on Caprica aside, this is a superlatively devised drama featuring strong characters, a realistic setting (both on Caprica and Galactica) and fascinating dilemmas and it is all wrapped in a distinctive and original visual style. Often shot like a documentary rather than a polished drama and allowing the actors to get up close and personal to the camera, there is a palpable sense of realism to BSG that is lacking in a lot of science fiction. This is the sort of high drama that could appeal to non fans of the genre. The performances of Edward James Olmos, Mary McDonnell, James Callis and Tricia Helfer stand out most vividly but there isn't a duff note in the stellar cast. What's astonishing is that many people (including myself) probably went into this expecting a remake of the classic series, all sparkly robots, camp costumes and melodramatic acting and what was delivered instead was a series that revolutionised the genre. I think BSG took everybody by surprise but being devised by the strongest writer on the DS9 staff I should have had far more confidence. There is plenty of action but the miniseries is long enough to allow for some stirring world building and plenty of moments of character. It is the characters that are our way into any story and if they are fudged then it doesn't matter how strong the narrative is. Fortunately this show features the strongest ensemble of characters I have ever stumbled across, everybody from the Adama at the top of the chain to Cally at the bottom is given equal weight and consideration. This is only the first half of the miniseries but already it has covered so much amount of ground, barely setting up this corner of the universe before tearing it down. Evolution is the name of the game and points at this series being a real risk taker. A massive thumbs up and I'm really excited for the rest of the journey: 9/10


The Miniseries Part Two written by Ronald D. Moore & Christopher Eric James and directed by Michael Rymer

What's it about: Stand and fight or run and survive?

Commander-in-Chief: Adama is smart enough to recognise that Leoben is a Cylon as soon as he meets him but plays along for as long as possible to gather some intelligence on the creatures in their new humanoid form. Adama proves himself physically very capable in a fight although it is not a function that we see him perform too often on this show. He literally beats Leoben to a bloody pulp with his torch, an act that shows just how far the hatred for the Cylons runs deep. It also marks BSG out as a show that isn't afraid to show the raw side violence when the situation calls for it. I like the fact that Adama is man enough to admit when he is wrong, it is something that he does several times over the course of the series and it takes some character to look at yourself and decide that you made the wrong call. Spotting Billy and Dee flirting in the CIC, he can see that there is a real need for the human race to escape the battle zone and get copulating. For an experienced war veteran, a man who hates the Cylons and who has just suffered an operatic defeat at their hands this is a real moment of development to decide to run away and survive rather than stand and fight. Roslin might be a good influence on him yet. Adama's rousing speech to his disheartened crew is like a two finger salute at the Cylons and really pushes the idea that humanity will survive despite their best efforts. This was a necessary, optimistic speech to ensure that they head out into the universe with the right attitude although I do wonder if Adama will come to regret telling his people that he knows where Earth is. He makes a big promise that Earth will become their new home. I hope it is one he can keep.

XO: Tigh doesn't want to accept that the war is over and that they have lost. He wants to turn around a give the Cylons a bloody nose. Tigh offers Starbuck an olive branch but she slaps it away calling him weak and a drunk. Another relationship to watch because I think he might just prove her wrong.

President: 'Do you plan to declare Martial Law and take over the government?' Interesting to see such an amicable exchange between Roslin and Baltar given that they will be bitter rivals in the second and third seasons. At this point it is a relief to see anybody alive. Baltar cannot even remember her face but he's so self serving I doubt he could remember anybody didn't feed his ego. It is worth noting that it is Roslin's idea to form a convoy and escort them out of the system and to safety. Adama fights this notion and if he had had his way there is a good possibility that the human race may have been wiped out. I love the scene between Laura and Tammy, the little girl who has lost her parents, because it works on so many levels. It shows how good Roslin is with children and how she earned her position but it also marks the first instance of having to face one of victims of her Presidency, not half an hour later having to condemn that child to death at the hands of the Cylons in order for the rest of the fleet to escape. In a moment of weakness Roslin admits that the world is probably going to end and all she can think about is that she is going to die of cancer. She thinks that is selfish but Billy corrects her, it isn't, it's just human. A gorgeous moment and one that could sum up a lot of what this show is all about: examining the human condition. Roslin uncomprehendingly has to keep telling those in the military that the war is lost and the only sensible thing left to do is to run in order for them to survive.

Firecracker: Again there is a moment of barely restrained moment of sexual frustration between Starbuck and Apollo (I bet fans of the original series are appalled to see that sentence see the light of day). These two need to tear each others clothes off and have at it already. You should always be certain that the end of the world is nigh before you confess your sins because you don't know what the consequences might be if you happen to survive the apocalypse. Starbuck admits that Zack Adama failed his flight training but she passed him anyway because she was in love with him and she wanted to cut him a break. If she hadn't done that there is a very good chance he would still be alive right now. This may have serious ramifications in the future. 'You are beyond insane!' Lee screams at Kara as she head butts her viper with his and drags his sorry ass back to Galactica. This one is a risk taker alright, and she usually manages to get away with it too.

Apollo: I can't say I was entirely surprised when Apollo and the President survived the apparent nuclear explosion and it disappointed me somewhat to hear a technobabble explanation that wouldn't be out of place on Star Trek. This show is usually a lot smarter than that. Adama's quiet and relieved reaction to the news that his son is alive and then the mute hug they share in Lee's quarters means there may be hope for these two yet. Given the magnitude of the events in the past couple of days they need to put their differences aside and work together.

Traitor: They saved the surprise of Six's haunting presence in Baltar's consciousness until the second half of the miniseries and it makes for a great moment. Is she a representation of guilt? Is there a Cylon device in his brain that has planted her in only his field of vision? Is she directing him somehow? There is some comic value to this apparition too, Baltar reacting out loud to a phantom that only he can see. Baltar is in the awkward position of understanding the Cylons better than anybody and thus being able to spot their devices and who is a plant aboard Galactica and yet he cannot point these things out because he would have to explain how he knows. It would implicate him. Half the fun is watching him find ways around this whilst keeping his name in the clear. Callis' 'surprise' when he is told that the Cylons have taken on human form is delicious ('They could be any one of us' 'That's a very frightening possibility...'). With Baltar creating what is in essence a Cylon detector he has become not the man who sold out humanity to the enemy but potentially the most important man in the fleet.

Billy: One of the character threads in season one that never ceases to make me glow is the relationship between Roslin and Billy, two gentle people supporting each other through a crisis. When she admits that she has cancer to him he already knows, he has been observing her closely and has seen the signs. In amongst all the conflict that exists on this show, Roslin and Billy are like an island of calm respect.

CIC Officer: One of the unsung relationships on BSG is the ever changing but always fascinating bond between Felix Gaeta and Gaius Baltar. During the miniseries Gaeta is in awe of the good Doctor, completely unaware of his part in the destruction of Caprica and the exodus of humanity. They make an excellent team because Gaeta is constantly impressed with his mentor and Baltar enjoys having somebody around to stroke his ego. Their amicable, early relationship takes on a whole new level when we learn later on that Felix is bisexual, adding an extra element of spice to his fascination with Baltar.

Sparkling Dialogue: 'It's about time we caught a break...' - never has that line been more earned.
'Sooner or later the day comes when you can't hide from the things you've done' - although this isn't directed at him, all I could think about was Baltar.
'We need to start having babies' 'Is that an order?'
'It's not enough to just live, you have to have something to live for. Let it be Earth.'

The Good:

*   From the outset loss is one of themes that BSG handles so potently. Given that the main body of humanity is wiped out in the miniseries and all that is left is around 50,000 citizens in a fleet that is unprepared for life on the run, death is a daily occurrence that those remaining have to get a handle on. A quiet moment between Starbuck and Tyrol at the beginning of the second exemplifies how loss has suddenly become a way of life and in a crisis you have to swallow your feelings and get on with your job and save your grief for later. Bodies are laid out in a cargo bay under shrouds as a powerful visual of the sort of losses that have been suffered off planet and that is a mere fraction of those who have been massacred on Caprica. The scale of the slaughter is impossible to get your head around.
*   There is some disorienting and deft camerawork when Galactica makes its first FTL jump which captured the rarity and emotion of the moment rather than setting the standard for all similar scenes when the show goes to series. This is a group of survivors turning their back on their loved ones and deciding to move on, that is a massive commitment to make.
*   My favourite aspect of the second half of the miniseries was watching the President cohere the survivors into a fleet and dealing with all the supply issues that come with that. Are there enough resources to cope with the 50,000 odd people that will be forming this exodus? Power, food, water, medical supplies...the list in endless and the script takes a realistic approach to pooling resources and trying to ensure that everybody gets their fair share. Again it is BSG taking a realistic approach, looking at the tough decision those in charge would have to make when there are suddenly 50,000 mouths to feed and no way of getting any no supplies. The direction continues to impress, the camera circles around Adama, Roslin, Billy and Doral as they discuss (read: argue about) their next move. Dancing around the actors like this means we get to see all of them as they say their piece whilst being caught up in the giddy whirl of their debate. The script does allow those who make the decision hide away from them either - as the fleet is about to jump away we can hear the plaintive, begging cries of those they are about to leave behind. Once this is all over Roslin and Lee show great character facing those decision head on and will have to assuage their consciences later. Make no mistake, people are being left behind to die (although the shots of the little girl waiting for her parents might have pushed the point too far).
*   Can robots have a soul? That's a huge question that I have seen Trek try and examine (and fail to come up with any kind of definitive answers, whilst still having some profound things to say on the subject). Religion plays a massive part in BSG whether you like it or not and it gets more relevant as the series progresses. At this stage of the game it seems like the Cylons are merely mimicking their masters, trying to understand their definition of life. When we come out the series at the other end we have been on such a journey with these creatures that it is the closest I have seen a TV series commit to showing machines with feelings and a belief system of their own.
*   It unusually takes me quite a long time to become attached to a group of characters on a television show. If it's a series with troubled beginnings it might take a few seasons (Torchwood) and if it's an exceptional one it may only take a few episodes (Buffy) but rarely have I become as invested in a community of people as quickly as I was with BSG (DS9 might be the exception with many the characters bursting with life in the pilot). Moore and James spend so much time kicking these characters down that the moments of relief really make an impact. We've already seen this cast go through hell and so I really felt moved watching the reunion of Boomer and Tyrol, the kiss between Dee and Billy and Adama holding his son he had presumed dead.
*   I haven't mentioned the music by Richard Gibbs which is very remiss of me because it is responsible for creating so much of the atmosphere on this show. I feel as if it is even stronger when Bear McCreary takes over on the main series but admittedly he takes a lot of his cues from Gibbs. What stands out the most is the subtle but threatening theme when Six appears to Baltar and the uplifting harmonies when everybody starts coming together again.
*   It's great to see the miniseries thinking about storytelling possibilities for the future, in particular the supplies that the fleet is going to need and the prison ship full of 500 convicts. Roslin has to step in at this point and refuse to allow the Commandant of that ship to start starving his prisoners because supplies are running out. It's a fascinating question - when supplies are low who is denied them first?
*   Look out for the terrifying shot of the Cylon mothership that emerges and vomits hundreds of raiders towards Galactica. These are the sorts of numbers that would make anybody run. The battle scenes are slick, fluidic, chaotic...clear enough to see what is going on but messy enough to show that all hell is breaking loose. If the special effects team can keep this up then BSG is going to be at the forefront of cinematic space battle sequences. With shields down and countless missiles screaming towards the ship, Galactica jumps into FTL at the very lat moment. Proof, if it was needed, that Roslin made the right call.

The Bad: I was desperate to know what was going on back on Caprica and so the whole sub plot at the ammunitions depot felt a little superfluous in the wider scheme of things. They could have hit the facility, loaded up and been gone in minutes but instead this sequence takes up a massive chunk of screen time with the help of some random jeopardy (dropping an explosive). Detailing operations is both a strength and a weakness on this show. It would be very Star Trek to show up, load up and move on but BSG takes the time to show that this is a lengthy and difficult operation. It is realistic but it also a little uninteresting. Sometimes we don't have to see how every nut and bolt works. Leaving Doral to fend for himself because they suspect that he is a Cylon is a big gamble - if he isn't that is another member of the ever dwindling human race that has been put out to pasture. In some ways it makes the decision too easy when it turns out that he is a Cylon. Although it does go to show how effectively they have infiltrated humanity unnoticed.

The Shallow Bit: There is no denying that Tricia Helfer looks smoking hot in that red dress. No wonder Baltar is so distracted.

Moment to Watch Out For: Boomer is a Cylon. What a bombshell to drop at the last minute and leave the audience hanging. What if this hadn't gone to series and had never been resolved?

Result: Deftly giving the audience a firm idea of the format of the series ahead, the second half of the miniseries isn't quite as strong as the first half but seen as a whole the three hour TV Movie is a spectacular accomplishment. Vivid, instantly flawed and captivating characters. A gripping scenario. Tough choices. A unique, stylish look. A sexy cast and even sexier production values. And oodles of threads, both character and plot, to build upon. My issue with the second half comes down to it being perhaps half an hour longer than it needed to be, with the scenes on the ammunitions depot too protracted and a little repetition as the same problems are discussed amongst the vast cast. That is more than made up for by the gripping character pairings; Roslin and Adama, Baltar and Six, Lee and Starbuck and the general sense of the series being pushed in a fresh and unknown direction. Heading into a series I wonder how serialised BSG is going to be and if there will be space for standalone episodes? It is such an arresting post apocalyptic scenario that I can't imagine the writers will want to stray too far from the main story that often. Will Baltar ever be discovered? Can Roslin cut it as President of the survivors? Are there any more Cylons amongst the fleet? Will Boomer ever be discovered? I have three times as many questions that I would like answered and the fact that this show has gotten me thinking so much already is a testament to how intelligent and engaging the writing is. If we had to suffer several abortive attempts to bring Battlestar Galactica back to television in order for it to return in this condition then I am pleased it took so long. I have a feeling this is going to be one hell of a ride: 8/10

Saturday, 3 May 2014

Army of Ghosts & Doomsday written by Russell T Davies and directed by Graeme Harper



This story in a nutshell: ‘My name is Rose Tyler and this is the story of how I died…’ which in plot terms is slight exaggeration but emotionally is bang on the nail. It's quite a tasty appetite whetter all the same...

Mockney Dude: Tennant is so nearly there. At the time I didn’t understand what people were saying when they were criticising his performance in his first season but compared to what comes later (especially in series four) he does seem a little wild and (dare I say it) nervous with how far he can go, often choosing to overplay and landing himself with some really embarrassing moments. This story sees him getting it 80% right with some really smashing tenth Doctor scenes but the odd moment of dive under the sofa cringworthiness crops in (‘Come on you beauteeee!’ and his mad ‘Alonsy!’ rant). You can look at one of two ways. Either Tennant was growing into the part and got better as he went along or the further in he got the less feral, dangerous and experimental his performance came. The Doctor isn’t happy when Jackie knows more than him and happily dismisses all of her theories with the science he has at his fingertips. Torchwood can shoot him down but if he goes out there with no weapons he has the moral high ground (is that scene dubbed? The dialogue feels a little too clean). I like the idea of an organisation that has been hiding from him because they consider him the enemy and at the same time they have mythologised him. The idea that Torchwood might have been keeping tabs on the Doctor during his exile on Earth really makes me grin. According to Yvonne's rather florid description he lords it over all of them assuming alien authority. The scene where the Doctor shows her the fault lines in the Earth is astonishing, Tennant goes from blazing eyed fury to absolute calm, sitting back and waiting for the fireworks and scaring Yvonne with nothing but a silent gaze. That's the kind of confident acting that comes with playing the part for a year. Yvonne mentions that he has a reputation for making a mess, an accusation you can hardly refute. Watch his quiet panic when the shit hits the fan and he realises he is dealing with both Daleks and Cybermen. Whilst Jackie is panicking the Doctor is trying to keep his cool and think through a solution. There's a wonderful moment of hysteria when Tennant stands up for the people out on the streets being terrorised by Cybermen - of course they are going to fight to protect what is there's. The Daleks physically recoil at Rose’s mention of the Doctor, which is a gorgeous touch. He tries to get Rose to safety against her will but she isn’t having any of it. Have we ever seen the Doctor this devastated at losing a companion and actually crying at a loss? Whatever you might think of the ending of Doomsday dramatically, it is outstandingly performed by both Tennant and Piper and acting-wise is the highlight of their time together on the show. Everybody was talking about this the day after. People who I never in a million years would watch Doctor Who. My mum was devastated. I think the tenth Doctor of the next two series saw him at his height but there's no denying that this is a great showing for his character.

Chavvy Chick: I don't want people to think I am completely against the Tennant/Piper relationship in season two because there are moments scattered about where the pairing sings. Rose leaving the Doctor to read his letter at the end of The Girl in the Fireplace. Their reunion in The Idiot's Lantern. The awkward conversation about living together in The Impossible Planet. Dashing about with buckets in Love & Monsters. The trouble I have with this pair is that it comes after the ninth Doctor/Rose partnership and doesn't match up in any way, shape or form. Davies seemed to know exactly what he was doing with Rose in series and there is rarely a duff note (mostly Father's Day for me). In series two Davies drops the hungry adventurer and goes for the emotional jugular, turning Rose from somebody who just wanted to get out there and have an adventure to someone who is obsessed with the Doctor and doesn't want anybody else going anywhere near him. It is not a shift in her favour. Add to that Tennant finding his feet in the role and you have some shaky characterisation and chemistry at points as the writers and the actors trying get the relationship to work. Can you imagine anything more working class than seeing Rose in a hideous hoodie eating chips on a night bus? The Doctor has shown her the whole of time and space and Rose thought that it would never end. It's a nice sentiment but one that has been repeated ad nauseum by this point in the season. It comes to something when you want a bit of Tegan style whining just to balance things out. Martha was similarly gushing (but more pragmatic and less desperate) and Donna just about got the mix right in that she loved her travels with the Doctor but she never lost her perspective or looked down upon anybody in her travels. You genuinely got the sense with Donna that the Doctor had made her a better person whereas Rose seems to have devolved as a character, becoming something catty and smug. There's an air of superiority to her these days, exemplified with the scene where she brings all of her washing home for her mum and talks down to her as though she is simple when Jackie talks about the impending visit of her Granddad Prentis. Rose hasn't quite got the hang of the not looking guilty whilst attempting subterfuge, as she feeds a pack of lies to Raj guilt is coming off her in waves. Doomsday saw something of a return to form for the character, proving that she still has some fire in her belly when she mouths off to the Daleks and lets them know what happened the last time she came up against them: ‘I met the Emperor and I took the time vortex and poured it into his head and turned him to dust.’ That’s probably the best line she has had in her entire run. After her horrendous mistreatment of him earlier in the season it is great to see Rose tell Mickey he is the bravest man she has ever met. Rose refuses to leave the Doctor to face the danger of the Void alone even if it means that they will die together. That's how in love with him she has become. We've seen companions risk their lives for the Doctor before because they care about him but I don't think anybody has been quite this obsessed with him before. It's actually quite a dangerous obsession at that, forcing her to place herself in suicidal positions (perhaps Jo is the closest comparison in the classic series). Billie Piper’s performance as the grief stricken Rose is extraordinary; a tour de force of making the audience feel something. It genuinely seems as though Rose has had her heart ripped out of her chest. She’s the first companion to mention the words ‘I love you’ to the Doctor (JNT would have had a fit!) and the idea of Rose working for Torchwood on Pete’s world feels very right-on given her experiences with the Doctor. This does feel like a definitive ending for the character (it's a really long coda after the story has ended) so it is surprising that she does earn a return appearance.

Gissa Kiss: After her star turn in Love & Monsters I am pleased to see Jackie making such an impact in this story. As soon as the Doctor kidnaps her in the TARDIS comic madness ensues (‘She looked into the heart of the time vortex and aged 57 years’). I could suddenly see a very different, far superior series two with Jackie as the companion – she would brought a bit of life to New Earth, The Idiot’s Lantern and Fear Her! Jackie snogs the Doctor to death when they land on her doorstep much to his consternation. She wouldn't have gotten away with that with Eccleston. Jackie is genuinely worried that her daughter is no longer Rose Tyler any more but that she’s turning into a proto-Doctor and once she dies Rose wont have any reason to come home. It's a lovely scene between mother and daughter and one which all parents must go through when they realise that their children have effectively outgrown them. Every time Jackie cries ‘he kidnapped me!’ I always get An Unearthly Child chill. It shouldn't work with Jackie at the Doctor's side but for some reason it really does, the dialogue is sparky and amusing. Much like it would be when Donna turns up full time. Her fear for her daughter when facing the Daleks is palpable, breaking down when she thinks she might be dead. I found Jackie’s pleading with the Doctor as she is dragged off to be converted one of the most disturbing scenes in the second episode. Jackie has no remorse for Yvonne screaming ‘this is all your fault!’ as she is dragged off to her death. She hasn’t entirely lost her flair for comedy when the shit hits the fan as she runs about the staircases giving extremely unhelpful markers to allow the Doctor to find her. Reuniting Pete and Jackie is a very poignant moment thanks to some careful performances (‘I said there were ghosts but that’s not fair, why him?’). The narrative might stutter for a moment to allow this reunion to take place but it is written with such heart and humour I don't really care. I’m really glad Jackie gets a happy ending in a luxurious lifestyle with the man that she fell in love with, that’s the next best thing if Rose is going sniffle at the conclusion. It might be a bit strange to wind up living with an alternation version of your dead husband but after all she has been through in the past couple of years she deserves a happy ending. Funnily enough Rose gets exactly the same ending in Journey's End, winding up with an alternative version of the man she originally fell in love with.

Sparkling Dialogue: ‘Daleks have no concept of elegance’ ‘This is obvious.’
‘Cybermen plus Daleks, together we could upgrade the universe.’
‘This is not war. This is pest control.’
‘That explains your voice. No wonder you scream.’

The Good Stuff: Jagged rocks touching the sky, ground cracked by seismic disturbances, rippling waters touched by sunlight, creatures screaming through the air – the opening sequence has an astonishing planetary surface, a five second scene that looks like it has twice the budget of Fear Her in that scene alone. What's all this nonsense from Davies about not being able to do alien planets effectively? Rose’s narration gives her last story and epic quality (even if she does exaggerate her fate a little). The ghosts haunting the Powell Estate are a terrific image, very Doctor Who and screaming with storytelling possibilities. You know that Doctor Who is never going to go for the supernatural angle and so the mystery at the heart of this adventure is what are these humanoid apparitions? It's only worth mentioning in retrospect given that it is used to identify the show of the same name but I really like the bouncy Torchwood style music that plays throughout. This is one of Murray Gold's most bombastic of scores (my heart couldn't keep at the five minute cliffhanger at the end of Army of Ghosts) but when he brings it down to a subtler level it is superb. I love the use of contemporary television programmes exploiting the latest bizarre occurrence that has afflicted the world. Russell T Davies isn’t afraid to have a little fun with the ghostly visitations and the Doctor flicks through channels showing a ghost weather report, an episode of Trisha featuring a woman who has fallen in love with her ghost (I wish that was the most ridiculous thing I've seen on those sort of shows) and of course Eastenders has to get in on the action ('Get outta maaa pub!'). The description of the ghosts pressing themselves into the surface of our world is a potent one. But from where? What an ideas packed episode Army of Ghosts turns out to be with the whole notion of Torchwood finally exposed and proving to be deliriously enjoyable. The organisation has been expanded well beyond this story but it's debut airing is still extremely memorable, an organisation working in the shadows capturing alien technology and stripping it down for the good of the British Empire. The set up in both The Christmas Invasion and Tooth and Claw makes this revelation a long time coming and the little hints throughout the season make this eventual reveal a very rewarding one. Another great idea – a void ship that can exist in the spaces between dimensions. Did Russell T Davies save all his big concepts for the finale? It would seem that the inner seven year old in him has burst through in this story. None of these ideas are particularly realistic but clashing against each other in a furiously paced episode they are all fantastic fun. Yvonne is a charismatic, confident and dangerous villainess (although she would never see it that way), ably played by Tracey Ann-Oberman. What a shame she was killed off in the second episode, I could have seen a future for her in the next two seasons (or someone for Jack to butt heads with other in Torchwood). Having Torchwood Tower turn out to be Canary Wharf is a touch of genius, another landmark that a kid can point to when visiting London and get excited about seeing. Even though it was just an excuse to bring two big enemies face to face Davies makes sure the explanation is as interesting and exciting as possible – the surface of the world is splintering and the ghosts are bleeding through the fault lines and through one of those cracks in the void comes the Dalek prison ship. It might be pure fanwank but it is enough to get any fan-boys heart racing. Mickey turning up is a total surprise and he looks gorgeous. He's found his mojo in that alternative world and exudes confidence now. It is worth mentioning that even thought the Cybermen are effectively painted as second class monsters next to the Daleks, this is the only time they have successfully managed to invade the planet. It might only be for five minutes but I still think they should have points for effort. I can't decide whether planting the Cybermen in all those well known landmarks is incredible or a little bit cheeky. The effects are incredible though. How scary must the scene of the Cybermen smashing into the house have been for young kids? Watching them force their way into peoples homes. If you are young enough that would be quite impressionable. I remember watching the cliffhanger and teetering on the edge of my seat and wondering if Davies would have the nuts to bring together the two most popular monsters in the shows history for the first time. My head was saying that the very idea would be awful but my inner fanboy was screaming 'Go on, I dare you...' I have to admit my heart was racing at the climax because nobody does this kind of climactic build up like Graeme Harper (he manages it again in Utopia, The Stolen Earth and The Waters of Mars). Even the ‘previously on Doctor Who’ recap is gripping this time round. Bringing together the Daleks and the Cybermen was a such an obvious, playground idea and whilst there are the fireworks and exploding craniums and casings that you would imagine would come with such a clash of the Titans, Davies enjoys injecting some hilarious sitcom style bitching into their rivalry too which delighted me. That's what you get when you square off one morally superior race of machine creatures against another. Steven Hawking versus the speaking clock. Davies is still firing off great notions in the second episode; the Genesis Ark might seem like an excuse to introduce an army of Daleks to the pot again (I rather liked the idea of there just being three this time round) but it is also another little piece of the puzzle added to the Time War. A Time Lord prison that is the size of a capsule, that's a gorgeous idea. With each detail added, Davies is building an epic picture of the War between the Time Lords and the Daleks. My favourite effect is probably the simplest in this episode, Rose looking at the Doctor covered in void stuff through the 3D glasses. Suddenly in the last ten minutes you get the same feeling of disquiet that you did in Earthshock when you realised that everything wasn't going to turn out okay this time. The episode takes on a fatalistic tone, all the humour drops away and you suddenly realise that something unforgettable is going to happen. We are entering dangerous territory, which is a great feeling. Rose falling into the vortex with the Doctor screaming hysterically is so well played you might need to get your breath back before continuing. It was a very brave move to split them up so dramatically – if only Davies could have stuck to his guns because this is a far superior closure for Rose than the muck at the end of Journey’s End. The coda showing Rose, Mickey, Jackie and Pete as a family is new territory for Doctor Who and the scene on the beach epitomises Davies approach to the series, mixing science fiction and emotional drama (‘I’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye.’). Whatever you think of his era, the writing and performances here are deeply moving. However I did cheer when Donna turned up unexpectedly to cut through all the mush.


The Bad Stuff: I’m not certain I would have given Freema Agyeman the gig on the strength of her performance in Army of Ghosts. ‘Who you gonna call?’ ‘Ghostbusters!’ ‘I aint afraid of no ghosts!’ – with three lines of dialogue you can see precisely the horrendous smugness that has permeated series two, it’s a scene that makes me recoil from the screen it's so horrid. The ruddy great lever is not very subtle. When Yvonne opens the door and introduces the Doctor to Torchwood the hangar looks surprisingly cramped and low budget (oddly the Sarah Jane Adventures made a far more impressive job of this sort of thing when they visited UNIT’s Black Archive with a fraction of the budget). The Cybermen chose a hugely ineffective hiding place inside the building works of Torchwood Tower. A Cyberman news broadcast looks very funny and that probably wasn’t the idea. The action sequences in Doomsday leave quite a lot to be desired, a surprise considering this was helmed by Graeme Harper. A lot of fuss was made about the battle on the bridge between the UNIT soldiers and the Cybermen but it isn't a patch to the action scenes in Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel. It feel less like action and more like a series of consecutively staged effects. The return of Jake and the parallel world feels lost in the plethora of other stuff going on, Doomsday is definitely top-heavy with plot elements and some suffer from limited exposure as a result. I’m not sure if I buy the idea of the Cult of Skaro or why we have never heard of them before. The teeny weeny Daleks floating up to the top of Canary Wharf looks hilarious, it’s a surprisingly unconvincing bit of effects work. The Yvonne Cyberman crying oil and turning on the Cybermen is beyond naff. Are we supposed to believe her will is that strong? Oddly the Mill forgot to add the Cybermen to the effects shots of being sucked back into the void. Where did they all go?

The Shallow Bit: Mickey and Jake look prettier than ever. I really wanted to give Rose a hug at the climax

Result: A chaotic, climactic, conclusive two parter that sees the Doctor and Rose ripped apart in gripping style. Army of Ghosts is the superior episode because Davies walks the fine line between setting up the plot and playing with some fun concepts and humour and it builds to an unforgettably exciting cliffhanger. Doomsday starts out well but keeps piling on so many elements that it loses itself and surprisingly the relentless action was the least effective element of this busy episode. The Daleks/Cybermen tension grows tired quite quickly (after a superb bitch fight) but the episode redeems itself with the operatic emotional drama of the final ten minutes. Suddenly all that hideous smugness drops away and the Doctor and Rose are real people again, trapped in two different universes and trying to say goodbye through tears. It’s sensitively acted by Tennant and Piper and whilst it was easily past time Rose left us it does see her go out with an emotional wallop. There’s so much that is good here that it’s a shame that it doesn’t quite hold together as well as it should but there are still a wealth of great scenes. Davies seems to have saved up all of his 'wouldn't it be great if...' ides for this finale (phantom Cybermen, secret organisations hiding out in famous landmarks, Daleks vs Cybermen, a Time Lord prison) and the resulting madness is intoxicating. Army of Ghosts would score a 9 and Doomsday a 7 so this two parter ranks: 8/10

Friday, 2 May 2014

White Ghosts written by Alan Barnes and directed by Nicholas Briggs

What's it about: A close encounter with a stray missile leads the Doctor to materialise his TARDIS on a planet that hangs in the dark at the edge of the known universe. A planet so dark that it exists in near-permanent night. A planet that enjoys just a single day’s light once every thousand years… Exactly what happens on the planet in its rare daylight hours – that’s what a geographical survey headed by Senior Tutor Bengel is stationed here to establish. They, the Doctor and Leela are about to discover that when daylight comes, the White Ghosts rise… So don’t be afraid of the dark. The cover of night is a mercy.

Teeth and Curls: Clearly their disagreement in The King of Sontar had a profound impact on the Doctor, enough for him to retreat into the TARDIS and not seek out his companion for days. Now it appears he has reached a decision to forgive her for her actions, regardless of how much he disagrees with them. He doesn't give two hoots whether the Time Lords wanted him to eliminate Strang's clones or not, he refuses to be used as a hired assassin. His timing is never wrong. Much as he is the type of fella who likes to take things in his stride, the transformation of a woman into a gangrenous vampire is definitely worth some serious discussion. Tom Baker is at his peak when he gets to growl at Bengal that she is just a daisy with teeth, a vampire mutation. He snarls these melodramatic insults more savagely than any other actor in the part could. Leela is delighted when the Doctor conjures up a plan out of thin air, her faith in him fully justified. The Doctor heading off with a rallying cry of 'GERONIMO!' might just remind you of another incarnation. His timey wimey (I shudder every time I write that but it does seem to have entered my subconscious) return seconds later despite having been away for a while even more so. The Doctor viciously ejects Aranda and Bengal from the TARDIS by turning up the lights and abandons them on a terrifying planet, in the dark, at the mercy of the plants. I haven't seen him opt for a solution as bleak as this for an age. His justification is they did what they did to themselves and should live up to the consequences of their choices.

Noble Savage: It makes sense for a huntress to seek out books on the monsters they may encounter if she wants to educate herself. Most importantly it shows the Doctor that she is trying to better herself. It was never a case of throwing Leela out of the TARDIS for having a difference of opinion but to give her the chance to look at herself, to see if she thought that she really belonged. As Jameson herself notes, Barnes gives Leela lots of fun lines including a dig at the how the Doctor makes things up as he goes along but somehow gets away with it and how she isn't a dog that needs a pat on the head. In a wonderful moment that shows how much he has influenced her, Leela thanks the Doctor for her education as she electrocutes the creatures, knowing that she is safe in her rubber boots. Her description of Morandi after her transformation is almost worth the admission price alone. Whilst Leela has terrific wit about her, Jameson remembers this is a situation fraught with danger and I have never heard Leela quite so on the verge of hysteria as here before. Leela points out to the Doctor that there was more to the Sevateem than just savagery, they were farmers too and her knowledge of that comes in very handy here.

Standout Performance: I certainly don't object to Virginia Hey making an appearance in a Doctor Who story and given how effusively she talks about the experience in the extras, neither does she. There was something fascinating about her performance as Zhaan in Farscape, a character that was attempting to strive for peace but in conflict with her own nature. Hey played the part with restraint but could release an remarkable fury when the situation was called for. She brings a lot of that danger and underlying tension to White Ghosts and is given the opportunity to play a part that swings from ally to enemy to victim over the course of an hour.

Great Ideas: Shades of Planet of Evil with the TARDIS travelling to the edge of the edge of the universe where there is only dark outside. Yes, I can see Phillip Hinchcliffe going for that concept alright, especially if it meant turning the studio lights down and generating a little atmosphere. As Russell T Davies proved in The Parting of the Ways you cannot really go wrong with a missile being fired at the TARDIS at the beginning of a story! A planet in almost permanent eclipse that somebody is trying to take out with a missile. Why bother to decimate a dead world? Barnes figures a clever way of maintaining the tension, the missile might have missed the TARDIS but it is still heading towards the planetoid. This is a race against time to solve the mystery before the weapon strikes. At the thought of a sea of writhing tendrils snaking their way towards the Doctor and Leela I had flashes of the Animus from The Web Planet but I am sure that with today's effects ravenous plants could be realised with much more conviction. It makes for a tense set piece all the same. Cleverly the missile was never meant to destroy the planetoid but to explode before impact and release light and radiation onto the planet. Something that the plants react strongly to. Suddenly what appears to be a straightforward action adventure has layers, a mind at work looking to change the situation rather than destroy it. From a collection of plants to a jungle, teeming with alien life. The jungle is oxygenates the atmosphere so what was once a lifeless rock has become habitable in minutes. Once before a survey team came to study the plants during a rare period of light and they never returned. Things don't look good for this motley crew. The roots in the ground start worming their way into the base, breaking down their defences. If a single seed from the plants should bed itself in the soil of a civilised world it would mean the end of all life. The station personnel have used bat genes to mutate themselves to survive such harsh conditions on this planetoid, a twist that suddenly puts the Doctor and Leela in even more danger. Hunted within and without. Bengal genuinely thought the survey was meant to alleviate famine but there was a much more sinister mind at work. Studying long term exposure to gene therapy was the real motive, to see if members of the population could thrive on other worlds with a little genetic tampering. Aranda was never the 'star pupil' but the mastermind behind the whole operation - this was a very nicely judged character reversal that sees Bengal shift from chilling scientist to impotent victim of circumstance. When Aranda's superiors saw the results of her work (the vampiric, cannibalistic tendencies inherent in their infection) they vowed that they could never be allowed to return. Like The King of Sontar, The Time Lords are directly responsible for the Doctor's involvement in this story. They foresaw the a planet of blood drinkers emerging and sent the Doctor in to ensure that Aranda never made it back home to infect the rest of the population. I wonder if their influence will continue to spread throughout the rest of the season, perhaps leading to another Invasion of Time style conclusion?

Audio Landscape: The TARDIS having a paddy as a missile screams towards it, the Doctor and Leela in spacesuits, tendrils writhing and whipping, walking on gantries, doors opening and closing.

Isn't it Odd: The Doctor and Leela's clash of ideologies in The King of Sontar seemed to be about to spin their relationship in a new, fractious direction. If you look at he difference between their interaction in season fourteen and season fifteen there is definitely a shift in the Doctor's behaviour towards his pupil (or rather Tom Baker's disapproval of the characters continuing presence). He is a lot shorter with her, can barely look at her in some stories and cannot wait to be off on his own getting into trouble. Come The Invasion of Time his vicious coldness towards her was barely out of character. I wondered if their argument in Sontar would kick start a thread that would explain why he seemed to get colder towards her as time moved on. However it appears that they seem to have settled their differences off mike and on their own, only coming together at the beginning of White Ghosts to say that they will continue to travel together. A shame because a more probing examination of their relationship would have been very welcome. However I suppose it wouldn't really be possible to continue their adventures for however many season with them constantly at odds with one another. It might work for one story but you would start to wonder, Tegan-style, why they bother hanging out with each other anymore. There seems to be a moment where Leela can turn the tables on the Doctor at the end of this story where he seems to be about to do the Time Lord's bidding (just as she did in Sontar) but it never really amounts to anything. There is too much plot to wrap up to indulge in what could have been a razor sharp character moment.

Standout Scene: Barnes pulls off a nice trick in episode two, the story suddenly lunging into a first person narrative as Leela fights her way through the plants. It makes the ordeal very personal and allow the audience to experience every blow along with her. Briggs creates a very disorienting soundscape for this sequence, the action slowed down so we can dragged in kicking and screaming. It is only when first person narration is employed as effectively as it is here that I stop to think why the main range stories don't use it more often. It is one of the main strengths of the Companion Chronicles and why that is such an accessible range to listen to. This could have been another bog standard exchange of blows on audio (which, without the visuals, often don't come off) but instead Barnes and Briggs use the opportunity to experiment.

Result: 'Don't leave us in the dark!' Unlike many a new series episode, White Ghosts opens with an episode where all is not explained about the setting and the characters in the first five minutes and we are allowed the luxury of trying to figure out the situation as we proceed through a number of exciting and dark set pieces. I really liked that. For once the Doctor doesn't know everything and has to use his wits to try and piece everything together. It's hard to argue with a scenario as gripping as this one; a lifeless planetoid transformed into a deadly jungle in a matter of moments after a missile has exploded before hitting the surface, accelerating the life cycle of the aggressive wildlife. Barnes' tale might not have character on he brain (Hey's character aside I didn't really remember anybody from this story) but he has sure struck gold with his setting, ideas and imagery. With horrific plant creatures attacking, vampire transformations and the Doctor and Leela (both superbly characterised) being hunted within and without, White Ghosts errs towards the Hinchcliffe era than the Williams one but there's no denying that this story moves at a furious pace and kept my interest up throughout. If there is one thing that Doctor Who does well more often than not is a good base under siege story and this is certainly the most dynamic example in years from Big Finish. The first 40 minutes are near-flawless but the only blemish in attempting to produce a story so dense with ideas in an hour means that Barnes has to rush through a great deal of exposition in the final 20 minutes and a debate between the Doctor and Leela is frustratingly cut short. There is still plenty of drama though and the fate of Bengal and the others is one that I wont forget in a long time. White Ghosts is an attempt to create something a little darker and deeper than the usual 4th Doctor snog to the past and for that I commend it greatly. A few rushed explanations aside, it is the second very strong showing for the range in its third season: 8/10