Saturday, 26 January 2013

The Bernice Summerfield range




Clearly something very special happened when Paul Cornell created Bernice Summerfield, his greatest gift to the Doctor Who universe. Although I would argue that it was only when she fell into the hands of Gary Russell and Lisa Bowerman that she really began to fulfil her considerable potential. Big Finish have been the carers of the character for the past fifteen years and the audience has been on a roller coaster ride with her ever since. It’s a range that has managed to survive despite the fact that at its heart its ties to Doctor Who are minimal. It’s a range that has soldiered on through exchanges of creative minds, re-branding and when other spin off ranges have fallen victim to lack of interest (UNIT, Sapphire and Steel). It’s a range that has evolved its peripheral elements but at its core has trapped its central protagonist in amber for the past fifteen years, constantly reminding us why she embodies the perfect heroine.

Bernice Summerfield has been through some troubles in her time. Sent to military school as an orphan, she met the Doctor on the planet Heaven in particularly dramatic circumstances (losing his best friend) and she went on to suffer mental and physical trauma unheard of by any other companion in the series’ long history. Particularly rough was losing her lover Guy de Carnac in Sanctuary and almost losing the Doctor in Human Nature, two back to back classics in the centre of the range. For a long while she was the beating heart of the series, keeping it real whilst the Doctor was ever more alienated from his audience. She slowly came to understand the manipulating little imp better than anyone and left him to pursue marriage with the hot-tempered rogue Jason Kane. It was a hot’n’steamy short lived affair but she soon found a place for herself with the inestimable Irving Braxiatel on the planet Dellah. For a while things move along swimmingly as she fell into one scrape or another before losing her home (as Virgin discontinued her line due to lack of interest). It was at this point where Bernice was picked up by Big Finish and treated to her own range of audios and novels. This was the point where her body fell into the hands of an evil sorceress and fell pregnant by her Killoran friend Adrian and had her baby surrounded by enemies in the Glass Prison. Here the character began to flourish like never before, falling into the hands of so many incredible writers who all had their own take on the character but managed to find a unified sense of identity within her. Let’s take stroll through the many reasons why Big Finish’s Bernice Summerfield range has bolstered and continues to thrill and surprise its audience after fifteen years…

Of course I would recommend that you start from the beginning and work your way through the entire series because it is far more rewarding that way. But if I had to cherry pick my all time favourites then this would be my ten of choice. I have tried to look at the series as a whole and choose stories from across the fifteen years and expose the variety that this range has to offer…

Walking to Babylon: Back in the first series when the range needed to try and find an audience Gary Russell had a clever idea to adapt some of the more popular Virgin New Adventures into audio dramas (indiscriminately he chose titles from both Virgin ranges, when Benny was a Doctor Who companion and from her own series). With permission from the original authors and script edited and moulded into an audio drama by Jacqueline Rayner (I cannot think of anybody more suited to this job, she is the writer who I often feel has the most empathy with the character), the resulting stories were both nostalgic and something very new and special. The introductory season rather exposed the series in a microcosm; shifting genres with consummate ease (broad comedy, intense character drama, historical tragedy, horror, action adventure) and with some excellent post production work and a central performance by Lisa Bowerman it really put both the character, the series and Big Finish on the map. It may have only been appreciated by a small audience at the time but the seed was there to grow into something extraordinary. Walking to Babylon is emotional, evocative and easy on the ear, this story lives up to the promise of Oh No It Isn’t and proves that this series can emote as well as making us laugh. Kate Orman and Gary Russell creates a place of wonder in Babylon going for a real historical epic feel and aided by a fantastic musical score and some authentic sound FX. Lisa Bowerman gets her teeth into a fine romance story for Benny where she gets to be the more powerful character to John Lafayette’s weaker moral bound academic. I love their scenes together; they have a relaxed chemistry that makes their feelings toward each other very believable. Add to that the fabulous Lis Sladen being given a chance to step out of Sarah Jane Smith and play a great new character, the introduction of the priceless Joseph and another strong performance by Stephen Fewell and you have a dedicated and interesting cast bringing this story to life. A top notch slice of historical drama with much of interest to those who are seeking standalone adventures and a running character arc for Benny.

Check out my full review for Walking to Babylon here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2010/02/walking-to-babylon-written-by-kate.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/walking-to-babylon-43

Just War: Once the Virgin New Adventures hit their stride they procured the services of a number of extremely talented writers and making his debut with Just War was the inestimable Lance Parkin. Few writers can be said to have made as much of an impact in the literary world of Doctor Who (check out my interview with him here for more information about his contributions - http://docohosreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/lance-parkin-q-part-one.html and http://docohosreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2009/08/lance-parkin-q-part-two.html) and his opening gambit was an intense psychological historical that saw Benny at the hands of the Nazis and the Doctor forced into a terrifying moral quandary. It was beautifully written, atmospheric, dramatic and unputdownable. You can see why this was chosen for adaptation. Hard-hitting and dramatic, if you have any doubt that the Bernice Summerfield series could not deliver the goods than go and listen to this story now. What you have here is a polished script written with drive and bursting with great character scenes and a director who allows the story room to breathe at a relaxed pace to bring out some extraordinary performances from his cast. Bowerman and Fewell do their best work from series one here, Benny and Jason have never felt more like real people and their reunion never more touching. The stifling atmosphere never lets up and the story manages to sell the idea that the Nazi’s might win the war, one of the most hackneyed ideas ever. On audio this is a superb production, never letting you forget where we are and what it means. I’ve heard this story ten times and every time I have come away astonished at how good it is. Extremely scary in places.

Check out my full review for Walking to Babylon here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2010/02/just-war-written-by-lance-parkin.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/just-war-45

Death and the Daleks: One of the experiments of the Bernice range (I wanted to say innovations but I have heard some quite compelling arguments for why this wasn’t always a success) was to have the range continue in a multi-media format. The arc plots were told in the form of audios and novels so we could enjoy the strengths of both mediums (the ‘in the moment’ emotion, immersive production values and affecting performances of audio and the intimacy and detail of prose). If you were willing to purchase everything this was very rewarding but if you preferred one medium over another you were going to miss out on some pretty important developments (say you only wanted to listen to the audios, Benny’s pregnancy is conceived and revealed in the novels, as is the birth of Peter). The best example of the multi/media approach came in Paul Cornell’s triumphant return to the character – the anthology Life During Wartime and the audio which concluded the story, Death and the Daleks. Coming from a company that produced some stunning Doctor Who short story anthologies, Life During Wartime was something really special. Detailing the occupation of the Braxiatel Collection by the Fifth Axis, a Nazi-esque organisation with unseen masters, this collection was a peerless example of both highlighting an individual writers merits and telling a gripping arc story in prose. Then the audio kicks in after an unforgettable cliffhanger and proves to be an epic, personal, unforgettable finale bringing together four seasons worth of audios, countless novels and assembling the impressive cast of the Bernice series and giving them all great material. The idea of kicking off this story with the gripping anthology Life During Wartime is inspired, giving the situation a great deal of depth as a novel before rounding off the story with numerous surprises as an exciting audio. There are lots of wonderful kisses to the past but Paul Cornell also manages to cement the latest developments in Bernice’s life as something that is unmissable. There is a wonderful drive to the story and no easy answers and lots of intriguing character threads to picked up in later stories. Oh and its got the Daleks in it. One of the highpoints in the Bernice Summerfield range.

Check out my full review for Death and the Daleks here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/03/death-and-daleks-written-by-paul.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/death-and-the-daleks-58

The Masquerade of Death: One of the greatest strengths of this range is its versatility, just like the parent series that spawned its titular character. Benny’s adventures can veer wildly (and yet perfectly reasonably) between hilarious comedy and high drama. Every now and again the series would drop a comic gem (Oh No It Isn’t, The Grel Escape, The Empire State, The Worst Thing in the World, Bad Habits) to temper the drama it excels in and prove just how funny this character is when she is given a chance. It’s the bawdy humour and sense of fun that really marked out this series at the beginning and her continuing aptitude for farce (sometimes in the blackest of situations) never ceases to amaze me. The Masquerade of Death is an unusual choice for a top ten place but it proves to be a unique audio production that brews an intoxicating taste of theatre. We haven’t had such an appetizingly inventive and hilarious script like this since the series kicked off with Oh No It Isn’t and it goes for the jugular deconstructing the series, its elements and its sense of theatre with real panache. John Ainsworth is one of the unsung Big Finish directors and he directs this story with a touch of magic, coaxing some incredibly entertaining performances from the cast and Jane Elphinstone scores the insane events to perfection. Great characterisation of Bernice too, revealing the strengths and weaknesses of her personality, taking a look at her appeal as a fictional character and showing her fight to hold onto her identity as a real person. Stewart Sheargold has written one of the best Big Finish scripts, its devilishly clever and thoughtful whilst being insanely pleasurable at the same time – only Rob Shearman could top this level of imagination and adroitness. A highly recommended touch of class from this extraordinary range.

Check out my full review for The Masquerade of Death here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/masquerade-of-death-written-by-stewart.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/the-masquerade-of-death-62

The Crystal of Cantus: If you were cynical then you might see the use of popular Doctor Who monsters in the Bernice Summerfield range as nothing but an attention grabbing ploy to nab Doctor Who fans to the cause (especially when they turned up in every single release for a couple of seasons). However what Gary Russell sought to achieve was taking popular alien races such as Daleks, Cybermen, Draconians and Ice Warriors and giving them a fresh perspective in a series that is unencumbered by having to be censored for children. Those of you fearing another Torchwood Cyberwoman situation need not panic…Russell ensures that the writers remember everything that made these creatures appealing in the first place whilst giving his authors the chance to innovate. Innovation and Joe Lidster go hand in hand (almost entirely for good, but occasionally for ill) and the chance to see what he could do with the Cybermen in this series after his superb sixth Doctor tale The Reaping in the Main Range was enticing. This release came at the end of one of the poorer seasons so it made its impact even more succinctly. After one outright disaster, one tale of frippery, one nicely written but poorly executed thriller and one bland but well characterised filler adventure The Crystal of Cantus comes as a real shock to the system. The range has been cruising on autopilot for a while and this is a sudden reminder of how good it can be when firing on all cylinders. It promises massive changes to the range and delivers, it uses the Cybermen in an imaginative and chilling way and it re-integrates the Collection and all the pleasing continuity that comes with it and uses the horrors of the recent past to create some excellent twists. Joseph Lidster is exactly the sort of controversial writer to breathe some new life into the range and he takes hold of Braxiatel’s character and finally reveals him to be the villainous mastermind that we always suspected. Add in some terrific performances (Stephen Fewell has never been better) and a feeling that there is lots of drama ahead and they couldn’t have ended the season on a better note. A superb end to a duff season.

Check out my full review for The Crystal of Cantus here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/crystal-of-cantus-written-by-joseph.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/the-crystal-of-cantus-67

Timeless Passages: As the range progressed the pool of writers increased and several standout names began to emerge. One of those was Daniel O’Mahony who had a penchant for bringing the best out in the character whilst at the same time injecting a lot of intelligent detail, clever plotting and evocative ideas into his stories. Out of the incredible arsenal of talent that the range had at its disposal, O’Mahony was one of the finest writers. Of all of the stories I have chosen to highlight, Timeless Passages proves that this series is equally capable of telling fantastic standalone adventures as indulging in arc storylines. Atmospheric and intelligent, this is a blisteringly good audio for the range and raises the bar for how good a non-arc tale can be. The story is told on a tiny scale but much of the dialogue is transcendent and the discussion of knowledge and preserving culture really appealed to the bibliophile in me. However this isn’t all dry discussion; Bernice is at her desperate best, there is a psychotic android on the loose that is trying to kill everybody (he’s just vile but very funny with it) and there is the mystery of the Idolons to solve. It’s a massively evocative piece with Simon Robinson more than making up for some lacklustre productions last year and John Ainsworth giving the whole piece a very polished, stylish feel. Daniel O’Mahony brings a touch of class to the range with his faultless script and I hope it isn’t long before he returns to the series. The way he has of allowing his concepts to grow organically within the story revealing new facets all the time took my breath away. Quite my favourite story since The Masquerade of Death and it works for all the same reasons; its creative, surprising and hugely engaging. Lisa Bowerman said in my interview with her that this is one of her all time favourites and its easy to see why.

Check out my full review for Timeless Passages here:
http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/timeless-passages-written-by-daniel.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/timeless-passages-69

The Judas Gift: The arc heavy, Braxiatel-led part of the range at its all time best. There are some that will tell you that the middle years of the Bernice Summerfield range got lost up its own ass of arc plotting and depression. Speaking as somebody who has examined these seasons in some detail I can tell you that not only is that utter rot but it also contains some of the finest developments and adventures. Its actually an extremely confident time for the series, Simon Guerrier (series 7 & 8) and Eddie Robson (series 9, 10 & 11) taking the reins from Gary Russell (at a point where the series definitely needed some fresh blood) and given the brief to get people interested in the range again. With the Draconian/Mim war causing some real fireworks, Braxiatel showing his manipulative hand in Bernice’s life, Peter’s growing independence and the family on the Collection being ripped apart the Guerrier-led seasons certainly lived up to that brief. The Judas Gift is in the heart of all this, a supreme hour of drama that highlights the terrific regular cast (in particular Bev and Adrian) that the series sported at the time. Events on the Collection have not been this enthralling since Death and the Daleks and Nick Wallace taps it’s a rich seam of characterisation that sees Bev, Adrian, Brax and Benny getting some of their best ever moments. The Draconian/Mim conflict has been building for some time and now it explodes into warfare and the Collection finds itself in the middle trying to stay in one piece. We’ll be saying goodbye to the Collection at the end of the this season and it is fitting that its best storyline was saved for last. Everything that is great about this series comes into play – the regulars are on top form (Bev’s history allows the Draconians to gain a foothold on the Collection) and treated to some scorching dialogue, there is an intriguing archaeological mystery to solve, the universe building is first class and the running storyline is given some dramatic momentum with some heart-in-mouth twists forcing developments. If you are invested in these characters and this universe, The Judas Gift is about as riveting as it comes.

Check out my full review for The Judas Gift here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/10/judas-gift-written-by-nick-wallace-and.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/the-judas-gift-79

(THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THE NEXT REVIEW…APPROACH WITH DISCRETION)

The End of the World: Its hard to dislike a character like Jason who screams of lost potential and always tries to do the best and yet somehow always manages to put his foot in it somehow. He and Benny met under conditions that were hardly ideal and their impromptu marriage was an emotionally explosive affair. Its hardly surprising that once they had the honeymoon period out of the way they realised they really didn’t know each other very well. So when Big Finish picked up the Bernice character they brought Jason back fairly quickly and we got to see them grow into their relationship with all their previous mistakes a warning of how not to do things a second time around. It has been a funny, sexy, convincingly difficult journey but the conclusion they both came to after Fifth Axis invasions and Cyber conversions is that they love each other. We’ve had Stephen Fewell to thank for giving that extra layer of depth in his portrayal of Jason and he and Lisa Bowerman have shared some wonderfully memorable relationship moments. Its fitting that Jason (and Fewell) should get centre stage in his final appearance (and that it should be directed by Lisa Bowerman too) and it is gripping to listen to a determined Jason, willing to risk anything to get the life back that Braxiatel stole and to expose the insane Time Lord and his manipulations. I find it astonishing that this series would take such a jaw dropping step in its continuing story but it is the exactly the shock exit that a character that has had this much impact deserves. Dave Stone is another standout writer in the Bernice Summerfield range and here he does the audience a huge service by intelligently tying up years of plotting into Jason’s investigations of Braxiatel. It is entirely appropriate that the Jason’s creator should write his final story and tie in lots of continuity that has weaved in and out of his story over the years and remind us just how far he has come. This is the point of no return for Braxiatel – he has lied, manipulated and cheated his friends but murdering Jason because he has gotten to close to the truth is one kick in the gut too far for Bernice and Brax has stepped over the line from uneasy ally to enemy. And the fireworks haven’t even begun because she doesn’t know…yet. This is a beautifully written piece and that sees Jason at his intellectual and emotional best and allows Stephen Fewell to give one last, triumphant, performance. Lisa Bowerman’s direction is sublime because she understands that this piece needs to be all about Jason and so she strips away any sound effects during Fewell’s monologues to give them maximum impact. The last scene of this play is one of the most vital moments in any Big Finish production and I was slack jawed throughout as all the answers came spilling out of Braxiatel’s mouth. Spellbinding drama and the end of a very important chapter in Benny’s life.

Check out my full review of The End of the World here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/10/jason-kane-end-of-world-written-by-dave.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/the-end-of-the-world-81

Resurrecting the Past/Escaping the Future: By this stage in the game the series had started to pick up something of an X-Files vibe. It had so many characters and arc elements hanging that it was starting to feel a little unwieldy. For the best possible reasons Eddie Robson tried to ignore all of that in season 9 and tell a complete standalone season with Benny and Peter travelling alone and friendless in a cold, uncompromising universe. It received a mixed response – two of the stories were extremely good (Absence, The Adolescence of Time) but there was a general feeling of the series attempting to move one without any significant closure. It felt as though all those dangling threads were quivering in the background, waiting to be brought up again and its hard to focus on the now when the then is trying to attract your attention. Before the range to could move on there was much to be done. So in a triumphant about turn Robson took on the task of pulling together every single remaining arc thread and dovetailing them into a blockbuster two part finale for the entire series (or at least it would be if Gary Russell wasn’t waiting in the wings to give it a new lease of life again). Everybody is involved (Peter, Brax, Bev, Adrian, Doggles, Joseph…) and the story was marketed as such (with the superb animated short Dead and Buried proving an tantalising lead in) and it felt as if by bringing the range to a conclusion in such a vivid manner it had suddenly gained the rights to hope forward and do something completely different.

Resurrecting the Past is exciting, epic and brings so much of the last ten years of adventures up to date and relevant again. It had a massive amount to achieve and it succeeds in pretty much all of its goals. You might think that this would wind up being a box ticking exercise but this is anything but. We’re planet hopping, privy to Braxiatel’s machinations, dodging BPM’s, reunited with this ranges brilliant cast and introduced to a spanking new menace. It has that wonderfully dizzying Army of Ghosts/The Stolen Earth/The Pandorica Opens feel of pulling together many narrative threads into a cohesive and fulfilling opening act of a finale without any of the messy business of having to tie it all up at the end. The pace is relentless and its such a joy to be in the midst of adventure with Adrian, Bev, Hass, Joseph and all the others. I’d be lying if I said that I hadn’t missed them all. Robson very cleverly manuveres everybody into a position so the plot can finally be spelt out but via three different speakers so Brax, Doggles and Robyn it feels less like exposition and more like an exquisite masterplan that is reaching fruition. The story is also injected with real wit and creativity and the cliffhanger promises exciting things to come. On every level this is the Bernice Summerfield range firing on all cylinders, aiming high and shooting off into the stratosphere. I was foaming at the mouth for the conclusion.

Then Escaping the Future came along and managed to be unpredictable and seeded with great ideas, the conclusion to this two hour blockbuster wasn’t at all what I was expecting and was all the better for it. What’s great about Escaping the Future is that it doesn’t go down the obvious path of telling a war story (the anthology Present Danger has already filled a lot of the messy, violent blanks during the Deindum invasion plus we have already explored a war setting on the Collection in the Life During Wartime/Death and the Daleks double bill and it was hardly going to better that) but instead uses its time to spoil us with long overdue confrontations, the joy of seeing enemies turn into allies and experience this team working together to create a plan of monumental importance to defeat the Deindum. What I thought was going to be a depressingly shallow combat tale instead becomes a hugely imaginative and triumphant piece about these characters we have come to know and love triumphing against all the odds even at the cost of their lives. There’s exciting moments (missile alert!), performance pieces (the riveting Bernice/Braxiatel confrontation which sees Bowerman and Richardson at their best) and a real atmosphere of doom as the entire population of the Collection try and provoke a conflict between two evolutionary stages of the same race and manipulate the timelines. They are literally playing God. It’s a story where Bernice gets to scrub an entire war out of history (it might be one that could have been avoided but that is a moot point now since it has happened) and even as she puts her plan in motion she understands (as do we) that it will mean consequences. Consequences for her and consequences for the range. This two parter has been triumph in both re-igniting interest in the series and polishing off over ten seasons worth of storytelling. It has managed to be epic and intimate, exciting and involving, clever and creative. Its all the things I have come to expect from this range at its best with the added excitement of knocking down the house of cards once and for all. Who knows what the future will hold but at least we had the chance to play with all these wonderful toys one last time. The last scene is brilliantly climactic and unforgettable.

Check out my full review for Ressurecting the Past here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/resurrecting-past-written-by-eddie.html
and Escaping the Future here: http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/escaping-future-written-by-eddie-robson.html

Year Zero: Suddenly everything that we know about this series is abandoned. Benny is alone and friendless in a universe she no longer recognises. It is perhaps the biggest shock to the system since the range began because we no longer have any idea what to expect. As a result it is more important than ever that the range should make its mark and produce something spectacular. Thanks to the efforts of Eddie Robson, John Ainsworth and in particular writer Jonathan Clements (his second script in the top ten) they managed just that. Its extremely refreshing to have Bernice so dislocated from everything she recognises, a real fish out of water in a universe that she doesn’t understand. Its precisely what they tried to achieve in the past two seasons with moderate success writ large. Jonathan Clements approaches the near impossible situation of having to reboot the entire Bernice Summerfield universe by having the character and the audience unravel the mystery at the same time. It’s an interrogative story, mostly constructed out of two hander scenes and flashbacks to Benny committing the crime that she is accused of. What I particularly enjoyed about this release is that it isn’t your standard Big Finish release that is buoyed up by a persistent musical score and wealth of soundscapes. Everything is cut right back to the bone and a lush production is replaced by intelligent dialogue and the discussion of some formidable ideas. Thus it might not be to everyone’s taste because you can’t just let it wash over you, you really have to concentrate to get the most from the accomplished examination of ideas. There’s a whopping great mystery at the heart of the story (Year Zero itself) and it’s a clever conceit to allow for some imaginative restructuring of the universe as we understand it. And the way that Bernice reveals her ability through something as innocuous as a can of drink is inspired, by the end of the story she has deconstructed this society through what little exposure she has had to it. Absolutely beguiling if you give it the attention it deserves. Eddie Robson has swung from producing the one of the most unbalanced Bernice seasons to the best yet.

Check out my full review of Year Zero here:
http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/year-zero-written-by-jonathan-clements.html
You can pick it up from Big Finish here: http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/year-zero-101

At this point it is worth mentioning that the series has been completely re-branded into box sets, dumping the Adrian Salmon covers and moving into the more glossy, full cast audios of the Doctor Who ranges that Big Finish produce. The results have been successful, especially since they have come after the reboot of the series in Year Zero. The box sets released so far have been Epoch (where Benny has found herself on a planet that resembles Atlantis and has to try and figure out the mystery at its heart to get back to the future), Road Trip (where Benny and her new friend Ruth are travelling across the system to reach the planet Legion to reunite Benny with her son) and Legion (which proves that they make it, obviously and sees Braxiatel, Peter and Jack making a big impression on the range again).

Honourable mentions - Oh No It Isn't (hilarious and thought provoking), The Draconian Rage (an economic drama told through three characters that manages to surprise far more than it has any right to), The Worst Thing in the World (Dave Stone satire at its finest with a killer tune), The Empire State (Joe Lidster parodies just about everything in this comic masterpiece), The Adventure of the Diogenes Damsel (evocative literate drama), The Wake (stripping Benny of everything in the most shattering of ways, Simon Guerrier departs in torturous style), Glory Days (a hugely entertaining heist story), Absence (Another Daniel O’Mahony masterpiece and Peter has never been better), Private Enemy No.1 (all the build with none of the hassle of the conclusion, the Epoch box set scores a massive win with this abstract puzzle), Paradise Frost (a damn near perfect Bernice tale in the new formula with all the ingredients that make the range a joy) and Shades of Gray (Scott Handcock emerges as the strongest current writer for the series).

Dead and Buried: Walking across medias again with confidence strides Bernice makes her first appearance in a visual medium in the awesome ten minute CGI sequence Dead and Buried that serves as a prelude for this blockbusting two part wrap up of so many of the series’ storylines. If the idea was to create a massive buzz around the Bernice Summerfield range at the time then Eddie Robson certainly triumphed. The visuals are glossy and gorgeous and with the ever wonderful Lisa Bowerman voicing the piece it feels like an authentic little story in its own right. The fact that I can actually see Bernice in action is enough to get me in something of a tizzy but this is much more than just some throwaway cartoon. I showed my husband (who has heard me rave on and off about Bernice Summerfield over the years but hasn’t seen anything of hers because there is nothing to see) and he saw the run time of nearly ten minutes and sighed loudly (most YouTube clips I show him are only a few minutes long). Two minutes in he was on his knees, close to the screen, completely enraptured. Eyebrow cocked he walk away and said ‘very impressive, very Lara Croft’ and ‘I’d definitely watch more of those.’ You’ll get to see Benny kick over the surface of a dead world in a buggy, burst her way into a long lost tomb and tackle a truly menacing defensive drone that keeps on coming. It survives a cave-in, a blast from a military sonic weapon and an explosion. The shots of the mechanoid glowing with molten metal are truly stunning. Hearing Miles Richardson’s plummy tones at the end of the piece made my day, Braxiatel is such a suave and devious villain and if anybody deserved to be behind this attempt to kidnap Bernice it had to be him. What’s clever about this is that Eddie Robson doesn’t try and fill you in on ten seasons worth of development (that sort of thing has been tried and failed before in the TV Movie) but instead gives you enough information to build up a picture of the situation and then uses the opportunity to tell an entirely visual piece of storytelling. It’s the one time he has the opportunity to do this before we switch back to audio and at that point he can indulge in as much exposition as he likes! It’s a phenomenal action sequence that has clearly been made with real care by the best in the field and served its purpose absolutely by getting the existing audience excited for the new season and drawing in new punter to the range. How wonderful that Big Finish continue to exploit their best people for the range that made them what they are today. Check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwbWpBxosvo

Ten more reasons to enjoy Bernice Summerfield…


Lisa Bowerman - Every good series needs a lead that we can buy into and this range is luckier than most to have somebody with the talent and the commitment of Lisa Bowerman to spearhead it. I never tire of listening to her Lisa in the part of Bernice because she brings so much of herself to the role, she really allows you to get under the skin of the character and see what makes her tick. In Bowerman’s hands Bernice is funny, adventurous, intelligent, flawed, irritable, whimsical, naughty and delightful. It’s a powerhouse performance that never stops giving even after fifteen years.

Irving Braxiatel - The silky voiced, erudite, terrifyingly clever and morally ambiguous figure at the heart of Benny’s life who is responsible for much of the joy and the pain in her life. He’s not your usual moustache twirling villain (in fact I would question whether he is a villain at all, his diabolical actions are usually performed for the most logical of reasons) and it has been suggested that he has a family link to the Doctor. Played by the unbeatable Miles Richardson who manages to sound smooth and menacing with every word, Braxiatel is a constant delight and it doesn’t surprise me one jot that even after the entire series has been rebooted the production simply could not do without him. I don’t know if we’ll ever come close to understanding him completely (there’s more chance of that over at Gallifrey where he is amongst his own people) but it sure is fun trying and the way he veers so spectacularly between charming host to out and out monster reveals the versatility of this astonishing character.

The humour – This is a really funny series at times and may reduce you to a fit of giggles at the most inappropriate of moments. Trust me, I’ve been there. Some of my favourite gags…
‘Hello Puss in Boots!’ ‘I’ve warned you about your language!’
‘Parathon! Aloo Saag! Peshwari Naan!’ ‘Are you summoning a demon?’ ‘No you fool I’m ordering a curry.’
‘Its always something mad isn’t it? You have the firepower to just wade in a have a go at the rest of the universe but no…you twat about! You make duplicates of people, you come up with plans to pit one galactic Empire against another, you get into centuries long war with races whose idea of camouflage would only be successful if the universe was a gigantic disco! How did the Movellans outthink you? They haven’t figured out that it might not be an idea to build warrior robots, which die when you yank their power pack of their belt! I’m talking to the bloody Daleks who couldn’t exterminate their way out of a tomato!’
‘The condemned can only be executed once. Unfortunately she only has one head!’ ‘Yet she is clearly two faced!’
‘If all else fails we simply let the camera crews wander around and put out the footage as a fly on the wall docu-soap!’
‘Sherlock Holmes was at your wedding Benny, it was hardly an exclusive event!’

Adrian Salmon's covers - His gloriously colourful, bold, spiky artwork was a mainstay of the range through its many years. Come rain or shine you could always count on something memorable from Adrian as peek into the story you are about to experience. I miss his covers if I’m honest, whilst its nice to actually see the actors involved on the sleeves I feel that the series has lost some of its unique identity by taking the same photoshopped approach as the Doctor Who series. Come back Ade, all is forgiven. Check out his covers for Greatest Shop in the Galaxy, Green Eyed Monsters, Masquerade of Death, The Crystal of Cantus, The Wake and Dead Man’s Switch to see what I’m talking about. Seriously check out this video I made… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ3sim09n80

Kicking off Big Finish and still going strong - We have an awful lot to thank the Benny range for considering this where Big Finish began all those years ago before their catalogue of adventures did not rival the classic TV series for the sheer volume of episodes. Its what convinced the BBC that they could successfully take on Doctor Who and turn it into a flourishing audio franchise.

Carving out a corner of the universe of their own - Another delight that I find with Bernice’s story that stretches right back to the days of the Virgin New Adventures is that the production team at the time and all of the ones since have managed to carve out a corner of the universe in which she belongs that has remained entirely consistent. Planets are mentioned time and again (Heaven, Draconia, Dellah, the Collection, the Mim Sphere), people can come and go and there are lots of details (the Time Rings, Wolsey, the Collection) that help to make this one unified, absorbing setting in the future. You’d do well to visit and enjoy the sights.

Clever use and further exploration of Doctor Who continuity - If you are a fan of Doctor Who (and I can hardly imagine you are not if you are reading this) then you would do well to check out this range because Benny’s met (and conquered) all the best monsters in her time. Ice Warriors. Rutans. Draconians. Sea Devils. Daleks. The Clutch. Cybermen. The Eternals. Even the Giant Robot, Iris Wildthyme and the Monoids too! One of the continual delights of this range is how various Doctor Who alien races can crop up because they are established in the future and become a part of this wonderful portmanteau universe inhabited by Benny.

The novels/anthologies – I have already mentioned Life During Wartime which was an exceptional anthology but there have been oodles of other books written to accompany this range. I would particularly recommend The Glass Prison (a phenomenal first person narrative told entirely from Bernice’s POV as she gives birth to Peter in prison), A Life Worth Living (a high quality anthology that exposes the pre-Year Zero regulars at their best), The Two Jasons (written by Dave Stone, the novel which accompanies The End of the World and adds much depth to events) and Present Danger (the anthology that catalogued the fight against the Deindum between Resurrecting the Past and Escaping the Future). There are some experienced Doctor Who authors thrown in the mix along with some fresh, new writers making the Bernice novel range a real mixture of the recognisable and the pioneering.

The outstanding regular cast times two - What impresses me most about this cast when they are all brought together is just how well oiled they are when you consider how they were cohered. This was never a Star Trek style casting process where the regular characters were scrutinised over months (probably years if I know Paramount) to see who would work out with who. Each new character that has been added to the ensemble was a serendipitous accident. Benny, Brax and Jason were created during the New Adventures period. Joseph was added to the mix in the first season when the range was re-creating some of the more popular NAs (Walking to Babylon). Adrian joined in series two, supposedly a one off performance in a lacklustre Mike Tucker script (The Stone’s Lament). Bev turned up in series four in another (slightly better) Mike Tucker script (The Bellotron Incident). Hass was the replacement gardener after Mr Crofton was killed in tragic circumstances in the outstanding collection Life During Wartime and underwent a transformation from a Martian to something altogether more alien in the reality shifting Something Changed. Doggles was the result of an appearance in the short story anthology Something Changed and just seem to stick when the next audio came out. Peter was a result of the events in the two books The Squire’s Crystal and The Glass Prison but only really made his presence felt amongst the cast in series eight when he killed Jason and headed off into the universe with his mother. What astounds me is how this cast has been nutted and bolted together over the years and yet at this stage feel as though this was how it was always intended. The efforts of Bowerman, Richardson, Myers, Faulkner, Wickham, Wolfe, Stevens, Grant and Berlyn should be applauded because together they make the most engaging of ensemble casts that Big Finish has to offer. Since the series has been rebooted a new regular cast has been developed including Ruth, Jack, Brax and Peter. Smaller, obviously, but much easier to handle and with some strong personalities ensuring the stories are practically self-perpetuating. Ayesha Antoine who plays Ruth in the current series and has quickly developed a sparkling rapport with Bowerman and its their continuing interaction that provides much of the joy of the current series’.

Perfecting the audio format - running time in particular. The Bernice Summerfield adventures are a perfect 60 minutes long which is just long enough to introduce all of your core ingredients, explore them in some depth, afford the characters some development and wrap things up satisfactorily. Some might tell you that the four part Big Finish audios are the perfect length but there are very, very few of them stretching at almost two hours that don’t have some padding stuffed in there. At 60 minutes (aside from a few blockbusting exceptions) this is a range full remarkably tight, beautifully constructed stories that rarely give you pause to look at your watch.

The Bernice Summerfield range is spearheaded by some of Big Finish’s best. They have taken a little time out of their schedules to explain why they think Bernice has enjoyed an enduring success…

Nick Briggs (voice of the Daleks and executive producer of Big Finish): ‘Bernice Summerfield is such a fresh, energetic character. She was Big Finish's first love and we will love her forever. Brilliantly portrayed by Lisa Bowerman, supported by a great cast including the inestimable Miles Richardson, Benny continues her interplanetary adventures with an unending zest for life. Whether she's unearthing ancient mysteries, dodging alien menaces or dealing with emotional fall-out, her adventures are always exciting and compelling. The most recent box sets have been a new, exciting development and there are more, truly thrilling times ahead for Benny.’

Simon Guerrier (the creative drive behind seasons 7 & 8) ‘Benny is a smart, capable and funny heroine, who worries about her actions and the world around her. That helps drive a story and provides an involving perspective on the events as well as lots of jokes. I think she can be a bit high-maintenance and neurotic, too, but that makes her more credible. We really get under her skin in a way that wasn’t – and still isn’t – common in Doctor Who assistants. I’m not the only person to write Benny who felt proprietarial about her, because I feel I really know what she’d think of anything I came up with.’

Scott Handcock (current co-creator of the range): ‘This woman can do anything! From panto-spoofs to horror stories, murder mysteries to fairytale legends, and everything in between. She’s been there, done that, bought the t-shirt... then bought a pint or two... and probably picked a fight. Bernice Summerfield has everything that Doctor Who has going for it - only she has even more freedom to tell stories that wouldn’t sit well with a family audience, and do things that you couldn’t dream of realising on television! She has so many friends, and so many lives... she regenerates just as much as the series that spawned her. And if you want just one reason to try out Bernice Summerfield - or want a taste of all the things that she can offer - than I have three simple words for you, just three: Many. Happy. Returns. A charity special that celebrates every aspect of our heroine, raises money for a good cause, and is a jolly romp in its own right. If you really don’t know where to begin, it’s the perfect starting point - and hey, you’re doing your bit for a brilliant cause into the bargain!’

Justin Richards (writer or several Virgin New Adventures to feature Benny): ‘She might be from the future, but Benny is very much a character rooted in the here and now - down to earth in every sense. She is a witty, intelligent, clever and charismatic guide to the alien future that every listener and reader can relate to.’

Daniel O’Mahony (writer of Timeless Passages and Absence): ‘For me, the great thing about Bernice Summerfield is that she knows nothing. This is what sets her adventures apart from Doctor Who. The Doctor is an annoyingly well-travelled quasi-immortal alien and there's little that surprises him. Benny is an altogether different beast. She's the representative of a badly-behaved species with a tentative grip on an unknown and maybe unknowable universe. Unlike the Doctor's she's fantastically ill-equipped to understand - let alone face - what's out there. Sometimes her universe is terrifying, sometimes melancholy and ancient, sometimes plain absurd. In my stories she manages to cling onto it – just about!’

Lisa Bowerman (who plays Benny herself):Aliens! Monsters! Nuns! There's nothing Bernice Summerfield can't handle. She really is an archeologist for all seasons. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scoff in the face of danger. Most of all, you'll recognise her; she's on your side, just enjoy the ride... and don't forget the hip flask. She is her own woman, knows the difference between good and bad and always makes sure she has a trowel on her. I've said it many times before - but Benny only really works when she isn't over written. Yes - she banters, but only when her back's against the wall. The real pleasure in the series is that you can turn comedy into tragedy on the turn of a sixpence without losing the seriousness of the situation. I do have my favourites. Just War of course, but also The Dance of The Dead, Death and the Daleks, Timeless Passages (which I love) - but there are moments I love in a great many more.’

Joe Lidster (writer of The Crystal of Cantus, The Final Amendment and contributor to several anthologies): ‘I was 15 when Bernice Summerfield's first adventure, Love and War, was released. We're so used these days to new companions appearing in the spin-off material that it's odd to remember just what a big a deal it was back then. But it worked. It worked because Paul Cornell created such a fantastic character. She's not perfect (in fact she's a bit of a bitch at times) but she's clever and funny and she always has her heart in the right place. What I love most about the various books and audios that Benny's appeared in is that we're getting her ongoing life story. As I've grown up over the last twenty years, so has she. We've read and heard her fall in love, get married, get divorced, fall in love again, have a son, settle down, lose the love of her life, lose her son, find her son again... In fact, we're now at the stage where Peter, her son, is a teenager! I remember him being born! I played him as a toddler! So, while it's been this amazing series of adventures – with wars and battles and alien invasions, written by so many writers and produced by so many producers - it's never forgotten that at the heart of it is the very human character of Benny (played so brilliantly by the gorgeous Lisa Bowerman). I'm 34 now. That's older than Benny was in Love and War. But she's still going strong. A very human character on a fantastic journey...’

Steve Cole: 'One reason why people should try the Benny range? Lisa Bowerman! She's such a talented person - a great actor always willing to throw herself into any situation, a great director, and an all round lovely person. Without the Bennys there would be no Doctor Who audios - OK, so gratitude alone's not a reason in itself to try them. But the thing to remember is that Benny wasn't abandoned when the Who licence came in. It's always been a mainstay because everyone has always believed in the girl, her world, and the throwing in of a Who monster or three just adds spice to that!'

Steve Foxon: "The thing I love about the Bernice Summerfield audio's, is of course Benny! Or to be more precise, Lisa Bowerman. She is an absolute delight to listen to, and you never tire of her voice and delivery. Take Year Zero for example - it is not the most action packed of stories, in the main a two-hander for a lot of it with a lot of talking, yet you never get bored! Lisa draws you in and doesn't let you go - utterly superb. As a sound designer, editing is always a pleasure. Of course, you have to have good writers and producers and directors, and over the years Big Finish has never failed in that department - particularly the writing which is consistently brilliant and takes you through all the emotions not to mention a massive range of locations and situations. And they all seem to find her humour which Lisa delivers perfectly. All of this supported by top cast regulars and guests, and many sound designers and musicians - and I challenge anyone that has worked on Benny audio's to say they didn't enjoy it and get a lot out of it. So, I urge anyone who hasn't taken the plunge to do so and take a listen, you won't regret it!"

I hope I have been able to give you an idea of how much this audio range has meant to me over the years and just some of the treasures that lie within. It’s a consistently excellent drama series that has had a lot of love and talent thrown at it. Its been with me for many, many years now and rarely let me down, constantly striving to make me laugh and cry and feel for its characters. I would be devastated if this range was ever put to rest because it has the potential to run and run. If you are interested in strong audio drama that plays by its own rules then check out Bernice Summerfield.

You can read a mini review from every story here if you were looking to pick and choose:

http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/06/bernice-summerfield-adventures-so-far.html

Most of all…enjoy!

And this is what Bernice got up to before had her own series...





Sunday, 20 January 2013

Paradise Frost written by David Llewellyn and directed by Scott Handcock

What’s it about: Kaff Zarnak was once the holiday destination of choice for the rich and famous. At least, it was until the planet spun off its axis, and a deadly virus wiped out its population. Now it’s absolutely the last place anyone wants to visit: a barren, ice-encrusted wasteland, sitting amongst the stars. So when Bernice and her loud-mouthed cab driver Ray are drawn off course, it’s fair to say that they’ve both had better days. Taking refuge inside the Xanadu Tower resort, the trio encounter Kaff Zarnak’s only survivors… and maybe the only remaining clue to what took place there. But food supplies are low, Sandroaches are attacking on every side, and the only hope of their survival seems to be locked at the top of the Tower. Perhaps there’s a reason what happens on Kaff Zarnak stays on Kaff Zarnak…

Archeological Adventuress: With a mystery this complex, Bernice really gets to flex her intellect. In a sequence that blew my mind she figures the structure and purpose of the building by figuring that it is shaped like a strand of DNA. She’s been around enough self confessed great men to know that when they build an edifice that they like to leave a mark that is unique to their character. Dr Bauer might be a little ungracious when she suggests that Bernice cannot stay still and has to actively seek out danger to find a solution but she does have a point. It might be morally correct for the hero/heroine to forgive the antagonist of their misdeeds but Bernice doesn’t work that way. This is all down to the hubris and miscalculation of two dangerously intelligent scientists and she is perfectly prepared to throw the fact that their suffering was brought down by their mistakes.

Mysterious Girl: Ruth finds Ray unbearable and doesn’t have the strength to put on her usual mask of jollity and Zen calm when he is around (‘you really want me to highlight the single most gittish thing you’ve said today?’).

Standout Performance: I can remember I time when I was clamouring for India Fisher to be stripped from employment by Big Finish she had appeared in so many audios and monopolised the eighth Doctor. Oddly that was followed up by a time when I was begging for her to be kept on when they had paired her off with the sixth Doctor. It’s a genuine pleasure to hear her voice after so long (I have been stuck watching Masterchef just to get my fix of Fisher) and she embodies Doctor Bauer with a real sense of haughty impatience in a way that only an actress with this breeding can (the way she says ‘Ray…’ at the end of a sentence sounds like an insult). Its bizarre the amount of actors that have appeared in the Road Trip box set that have also appeared in NuWho; Ayesha Antoine (DeeDee, Midnight), Arthur Darvill (Rory Williams), Anjili Mohindra (Rani Chandra, The Sarah Jane Adventures), Jacqueline King (Sylvia Noble) and David Ames (Planet of the Dead). The realist in me sees this as an attempt by Gary Russell to drum up as much interest as possible in the range that might otherwise not be there and the opportunist in me thinks it is astonishing that a spin off range could attract such an arsenal of acting talent. Its win/win from where I’m sitting. Arthur Darvill’s late appearance as the good Doctor Jones is a revelation, a world away from his normal pleasantries as Rory Williams and once again reminding us where the real acting talent lies in the Pond marriage.

Sparkling Dialogue: ‘He was a robot. How do you even get into a fight with a robot?’
‘My life is one great walking uncertainty principle!’
‘Have you ever noticed how its never the down escalator out of order?’
‘I’m going forward…not back’ which just happens to be Benny’s and the series’ mission statement.
‘You don’t really think I’ve got space diarrhoea, do you?’ ‘That depends what space diarrhoea is’ ‘Its diarrhoea. In. Space.’ ‘Diarrhoea in space is just regular diarrhoea, Ray. Unless you’re in zero gravity and then its another matter altogether.’
‘As a living lesson of the folly of hubris you have to admit I’m second to none.’

Great Ideas: It would seem that taxi drivers are a terrible bore the universe over. Just this last week I was stuck in a car with someone very like Ray who proceeded to tell me that they don’t employ foreigners because they are work shy scum…needless to say he didn’t get a tip. Ray is such a vitriolic character that it is impossible not to have an opinion about him…or cheer when he finally bites the dust. Who doesn’t know somebody like this who is completely lacking in social graces and doesn’t realise that nobody gives a damn about their sordid opinions? Roaches can survive any environmental disasters the universe over and these are particularly vicious ones with a terrible secret at their core. Kaff Zarnak went from beach resort to ski resort in a month, Jared Jones invested a lot of money in the planet and wasn’t about to throw that investment away because of a change in the climate. I always find gleefully happy locations that have become obsolete and sour (Paradise Towers is another great example) are particularly evocative. Xanadu City is a paradise that has turned rotten; cheesy music is pumped through the sound system with no-one to listen to it, open air hot tubs have frozen over and creepy crawlies are running amok over the decaying opulence. Add to that the news of a virus running rampant and leaving only a few straggling survivors and you have a vivid no go zone for Bernice and Ruth to crash land in. A human/Killoran relationship is not unheard of and it’s a firm reminder of that the goal at the end of this Road Trip is to find Peter. There’s is something delightfully Avengers about a private train that runs around the building for the exclusive use of the chief scientist. Bauer calls Yukon ‘darling’ in their very first scene together but we don’t realise that it is a trigger word to control him until the end of the story, showing just how well this little subterfuge is set up and utilised throughout. There is something about the way Fisher says the word that is really incongruous but considering she is calling him it before any of the regulars set foot on the planet it just felt like she was one of those people that loves emphasising her love for her partner. Bauer’s concern when it appears her lover is dead is palpable…when she is merely concerned for having lost her bodyguard. Doors are kind of invisible…you can put one anywhere but there isn’t a door handle you wont see it. There’s something rather disturbing about a Killoran reciting TS Elliot in times of great stress, its hardly the fluffiest of poetry to calm somebody down. When people are desperate they do the most horrendous things and Bauer forcing Yukon to run through the most hazardous of situations carrying her to her only method off world is a memorable example. Its not that she is a bad person, per se, she’s just been trapped in a dangerous situation for so long that she will go to any lengths to get away.

Audio Landscape: Bleeping consoles, fizzing electrics, the ship coming in to crash, the Sand Roaches make a terrifying chittering noise, the screaming winds of Kaff Zarnax, squeaky toy, blaster fire, the train.

Standout Scene: Much like Bad Habits, Paradise Frost depended on a decent wrap to score high marks (although it would have done pretty well on anyway on the strength of its other elements) and the twist that it was the Xanabix nutrition bars that turned the holiday makers and workers into the Roaches ties up every lingering mystery with real satisfaction. The idea of people transforming into chittering creatures is terrifying and the thought that they covered it up with an even worse lie (that they had been killed by a virus) left me with no doubt about the punishment that should befall these characters. The core ingredient of Xanabix was genetic material from the hardiest species on the planet…the genetic material of the Sand Roaches. Bleaugh.

Foreboding: Bernice is told that the people on Legion make what he and Carol have done on Keff Zarnax look like a childs birthday party, only serving to whet our appetites even further. I wasn’t expecting the extended coda, the re-introduction of Brax, Peter, Jack and the establishment of Legion at the climax and it came as a delightful surprise on my first listen. It really feels as though there has been a point to this box set and we have reached a satisfactory conclusion (although I don’t know how you can call this a road trip when we barely spend any time on the road and only have two pit stops). The future is looking bright indeed.

Result: ‘We had no business ever being here…’ After a satire and a comedy it is nice to get back to some serious storytelling and Paradise Frost has just about everything that I could possibly want from a Bernice Summerfield adventure. The location is evocative and has immediate narrative possibilities, the guest characters are all interesting and keeping dark secrets, the monsters are deadly and uncompromising, there’s plenty of mysteries to solve and Bernice gets another chance to show off her boundless intellect. The story is practically told in real time which really ups the danger levels and tension. Whilst I would never be too critical of Gary Russell’s direction (always competent, often exceptional) but Scott Handcock takes the reins here and there is a marked difference in the results. The set pieces feel more dangerous, the performances less heightened and more naturalistic and the piece gains real momentum as we race towards the climax. If this is where Handcock was flexing his muscles before getting to work on the Dorian Gray series it is clear that he already has an aptitude for bringing audio drama to life. I am very much looking forward to his work on the next three box sets. Paradise Frost reminded me of some of the earlier Bernice adventures told with an economic cast and a claustrophobic location with the only difference being the audio experience is so much more vivid these days. It’s a gripping end to a brawny box set that promises even better things for the future: 9/10

Friday, 18 January 2013

Bad Habits written by Simon Barnard & Paul Morris and directed by Gary Russell

What’s it about: Meet Sister Bernice - newest initiate into the order of Saint Celestion. Such is her devotion to the faith that she has undertaken a pilgrimage to the planet Agora, birthplace of the blessed Saint himself. The pilgrims aren’t alone, however. Also on the planet is a team of archaeologists searching for the lost tomb of Celestion - a subject in which Sister Bernice seems curiously interested… In her quest to unearth an ancient relic that will point the way to Legion, Bernice will face some fearsome challenges: the dreaded Blood Beast of Thaloon, the randiest Bishop in the galaxy, and an ancient cult with some very bad habits indeed…

Archeological Adventuress: We haven’t seen Bernice quite this foot loose and fancy free for some time (probably way back in her early seasons) and its lovely to see her let hair down and get herself stuck into a really daft mystery. The first scene spells out that Bernice has practically committed every deadly sin in one form or another. Trust her to not think through her cover story with any great detail…Bunny Hare is a man! She’s quite perturbed that another professional has found fame within her dusty old field (‘archaeology is not meant to be cool!’). Trout doesn’t want her to think of him as some kind of archaeological superhero which is fine because that is the last thing that she thinks. It has been at least 15,000 days since her last confession and clearly has a very fanciable imagination. Because Synesius knows her as one alias and Trout knows her as another she has to wear a mask when in their presence with the unlikely cover story that she is an archaeologist with a dust allergy! If Bernice is told not to snoop somewhere it just makes her want to snoop there all the more! Aurelia’s mirthful reaction to Bernice’s reveal that she isn’t a really a nun (‘as if!’) had me howling. She hasn’t missed her vocation.

Mysterious Girl: Ruth takes much more of a backseat this week and lets Bernice do what she does best and sniff out the suspects. She acts far more in a supporting role here like one of the Doctor’s companions, providing Bernice with somebody to discuss the evidence with. Saying that she is exhilarated by the thought of being trapped within a real life murder mystery and cannot resist giggling as she heads off into danger to investigate with Sister Marianne (not realising she is the killer, of course).

Sparkling Dialogue: There haven’t been this many double entendres thrown into a Bernice Summerfield story since Oh No It Isn’t and I think Bad Habits might even pip that one for sheer volume! Here are some of my favourites…
‘I was just pumping my organ. I don’t get it out very often…only when I’m alone! What do you think?’ ‘Very impressive, I’m sure’ ‘Would you like to play with it?’ ‘I really wouldn’t know how!’ ‘I’m sure I could teach you sister…’
‘Is that a key in your vestments or are you just pleased to see me?’ ‘You saucy little devil! This my dear is the key to the catacombs, five hundred years of history in my undergarments! Would you like to touch it?’ ‘Oh yes please…gosh its so heavy!’
‘I’m not too sure that the Bishop has it in him.’
‘Stop kicking him up the arse whoever you are!’
‘You’ve no doubt heard of Ten Little Martians? Evil Under the Moon? Murder on the Omega Express?
‘I do hope your books aren’t that far fetched…’

Standout Performance: You might have think that you’ve seen an eclectic cast in Doctor Who stories (and its related spin offs) before but this might just take the biscuit! Drunken performances can be truly, deeply embarrassing to endure but Nigel Lambert taps into a vein of comedy that had me clutching my sides. Bishop Synesius is a delightful character, randy as hell and Lambert gives a masterful comic performance. He has spasmodic fingers which means that sisters bottoms can be involuntarily be pinched! Its quite a departure from how Doctor Who fans might be used to experiencing Lambert, as the subdued and brow beaten scientist Hardin in The Leisure Hive. I can’t have been the only person to notice that Professor Trout sounded just like Bonnie Langford during season 24, especially when he gets excitable! The fact that he turns out to be H from Steps was almost the funniest gag in the entire story. Its always a delight to be in the company of Jacqueline King and she reveals just what a glorious character actress she is, providing a role that is a world away from Sylvia Noble.

Great Ideas: Keep your wits about you in the early scenes because the writers show that they have learnt a great deal from Agatha Christie and slip in a lot of important information and deceptions. We aren’t being allowed to forget that this is another stepping stone on the way to Legion which gives the set real focus, there is an actual reason why these particular adventures are taking place. Professor Trout is a sentient mole and why not? We’ve had pretty much every other creature personified across the various Doctor Who spin offs! I really enjoyed the Chimes of Midnight style black humour when Mother Aurelia kept trying to pass the grisly murders off as accidents just so she could prevent them from being publicised for her own purposes. The scene where Ruth discovers what appears to be evidence of a well planned out murder spree in what is a very clever deception especially when it is revealed that Aurelia is a world famous crime writer on the quiet. Its not evidence of a conspiracy, it’s the blatant thieving of inspiration for her latest detective novel. The very idea of a murder mystery writer with a sideline in detective work is a not very subtle riff on Murder She Wrote, especially how murders seem to follow Aurelia around like a bad smell. I bet more than a few myths have been fabricated just as they are here to keep people away from places they aren’t wanted. What’s clever is how the myth actually comes true in the end with Marianne falling into suspended animation which is eternal life by any other name. After revealing the commercialisation of the galaxy and complete devotion to a plastic culture in Brand Management it comes as no surprise that Bishop Synesius is planning on exploiting the myth of the Talashanti Monastery and turning the search for it into a ‘pay for pleasure’ experience. It would appear that Trout has stumbled across his discoveries more by accident than skill and has simply become famous because he has made such a song and dance about it and whipped the media into a frenzy. After all, everyone loves a talking mole! The fact that Aurelia can walk was the one twist that didn’t come as a great surprise because it has been done several times before (The Unicorn & the Wasp and a particularly gorgeous episode of One Foot In the Grave) but for Bernice’s reaction alone its still very funny. I love the fact that everybody suspects everybody (even Bernice and Ruth) but nobody suspects the only person who turns out to be the guilty party! That should give you a massive clue when listening as to who the killer is! Sister Marianne turns out to be an operative of the Council of Ten. Celestion wasn’t a celestial figure, he didn’t have supernatural powers, he was an astronaut. The sphere of Serenity is in fact a star map that will lead Bernice in the right direction towards Legion.

Audio Landscape: Muzak, coughing nuns, fabulous church acoustics, squeaky wheelchair (there’s a scene where Aurelia’s wheelchair can suddenly be heard squeaking that really made me jump!), panting, growling gore hounds, Bernice brushing her teeth and gurgling, a high pitch whine, falling rocks, heart monitor, a myriad of holograms creating a chorus of confusion.

Musical Cues: The music for the Bernice series has always been strong but somewhat minimalist in the past. Ever since the series was rebooted the music has been reaching for something far more cinematic and succeeding. The music throughout this adventure is exceptional and it’s a score that has been though through very well, highlighting the religious and comical angle that the story is taking whilst still being extremely atmospheric and catchy. Score one for Steve Foxon.

Standout Scene: It’s a murder mystery so Bad Habits was always going to cruise into orbit or crash and burn depending on its revealing climax. Fortunately this tale shoots straight up into the stars.

Result: With two fresh writers on the payroll the resulting script is clever, funny and rather perfectly formed. It doesn’t take you long to figure that this is a comic variety on an Agatha Christie adventure with all of the staples you would expect (plenty of suspects, lots of deceptive detail, an overcomplicated wrap up that explains everything with crystal clarity) but also injects a large dose of Carry On bawdy humour into the mix which makes it doubly delightful. Nobody is what they appear to be and the fun is ripping away everyone’s masks and finding who they really are. It’s a great mystery but also capitalises on the Lara Croft aspect of Benny’s adventures of uncovering myths and tombs making it one of the most fulsomely written of Benny adventures for some time. You’ve got a bawdy Bishop, a Mother Superior cum crime writer, psychotic nuns and a talpidae archaeologist. You could easily say that the range isn’t taking itself seriously by putting out something quite as daft as this but its precisely this sort of fun adventuring that put this range on the map in the first place. Bad Habits is intelligently written and superbly performed…it just happens to have a wealth of great gags too: 9/10

Wednesday, 16 January 2013

The Wrong Doctors written by Matt Fitton and directed by Nicholas Briggs

What’s it about: With Evelyn gone, the Doctor sets course for his destiny... in the form of his first meeting with Miss Melanie Bush, a computer programmer from the village of Pease Pottage, currently busy rehearsing with the local Amateur Dramatic Society – and blissfully unaware that her future is on its way, in his TARDIS. Make that two TARDISes. Because at that very moment, a slightly younger Doctor is flying into Pease Pottage, too – returning his future companion Melanie Bush to her rightful place and time, after they were flung together during the course of his Time Lord trial. Time travel is a complicated business – the iguanadon terrorising Pease Pottage being a case in point. But how much more complicated could things possibly become, if the wrong Doctor were to bump into the wrong Mel?

Softer Six: ‘You’re undoing my life! You’re destroying me!’ As if Colin Baker’s return to the main range wasn’t exciting enough this time you get double the Sixie for your money! When I heard the premise of this story I must admit I got rather excited – not only is it an introductory story for Mel but also a chance to compare and contrast how far Big Finish have brought the sixth Doctor over the past decade. One of the Doctor’s we meet is post-Evelyn and he is still mourning her loss (naturally as she was such a fabulous companion), especially when there is still a slice or two of her delicious chocolate cake left. He makes the decision to actively seek out Mel, having already had a premonition of her existence in his life during his Trial. Mel finds his blue coat a bit too sombre (and boring), she preferred the patchwork of sick but then she always did have a florid sense of style. When asked by his former self why he is wearing Necros mourning colours he admits that tastes change and he doesn’t remember ever being quite as obstreperous as he appears. The younger Doctor is walking into a trap and the older Doctor has to try and cope with the knowledge that everything he has experienced since then will be erased from history. Whilst the news that the Earth will be destroyed again and again because of his premature death, it was the thought that he would never meet Evelyn and have all those wonderful adventures with her that really chocked me up. Although it means we never have to endure Sylvester McCoy so maybe its worth it… He does seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in this regeneration blowing things up! The older Doctor hasn’t completely lost his rude streak, he’s just learnt to ask nicely…most of the time. On her death bed the younger Mel from the temporal backwater tells the Doctor he is nice and he tries to shrug it off but accepts the compliment, admitting that is what experience and good company does to you. This is the point where he puts on the patchwork coat again because that was Mel’s favourite. It explains the discrepancy between the blue coat the Big Finish Doctor wears and the fact that he is back in the colourful one for Terror of the Vervoids. Rather beautifully the older, more sensitive Doctor lies to his younger self and the older Mel, telling them that the younger version has shunted off to her own reality rather than forcing them to cope with the pain of her death as he has had to. He really has learnt something about humanity after all. Bravado and bluster can only get you so far and by the time he becomes the Big Finish Doctor we know and love a few rough edges will have been ironed out. Never was a truer word spoken.

Brusquer Six: ‘Two of you make this twice as confusing!’ It would appear the Doctor exited his trial and took Mel straight home in order to prevent his future timeline being corrupted. How he put up with the constant badgering and carrot based cordials eludes him! Whilst Mel swears that this Doctor is far more bolshie than hers he declares that he is revolutionary! Like Henry Gordon Jago he is more than capable of holding his own in the alliteration stakes. Mel thinks he is there to audition for Joseph because if his Technicolor dream coat and she also thinks he is extremely rude (he declares her invisible and ineffectual!). The younger, snarkier Doctor wants to remind his future self that he is the one that seems to be solving all the problems here.

Computer Programmer: When did it happen? I can vividly remember a time when Doctor Who fans wanted JNTs blood for daring to introduce Bonnie Langford to the show (indeed one TV smashing addict went as far as to severe all ties with the show and almost explode with resentment like a great bile filled-spot) and her period on the show is hardly regarded as one of the highlights. When Sophie Aldred’s Ace came along it was seen as a real renaissance; a tough, down to Earth sort of girl to wipe away the memory of squeaky clean, whiter than white Mel. The thing is Doctor Who fans can never have too much of a good thing (or so they think) and so through the various media that the show was kept alive during the hiatus years (cancellation years would be more accurate but we’re too stubborn to admit that was ever the case) we experienced a deluge of Ace stories (something like 30-odd New Adventures, 10 BBC Novels, countless comic strips and then BBV audios followed up a mass of Big Finish audios). As a result the character has been flogged to death and Aldred for all her fans can hardly be said to be improving as an actress with age (that might not be a very nice thing to say but it is honest). In contrast Mel has had surprisingly little exposure. Thanks to the abhorrence for the character she’s appeared in only a handful of adventures since she left the TV series in 1987 and as a result feels fresh and rather wonderful. Writers like Steve Lyons and Gareth Roberts have explored new depths with the character, she has proven surprisingly versatile (working just as well in high comedy, historical tragedy and sci-fi drama) and most wonderfully of all Bonnie Langford has proven all of her detractors wrong (Catherine Tate style) by delivering consistently strong, memorable performances that show that it was the scripts at that time that refused to take risks with the character and not the actress. Somewhere along the line fandom started groaning at more Ace and shrieking with delight at more Mel. And that’s a rather delightful turn of events.

How charming to get to experience Mel in her hometown of Pease Pottage! Every companion deserves a starting point like this (Peri’s came in the Big Finish story The Reaping) and it’s a delight that we get to explore that post-TV series for some of the neglected friends of the Doctor. I love how the story plays up to Mel (and Bonnie’s) squeaky clean image with her reciting a song about Pease Pottage as though she is rehearsing for panto. She’s only home for five minutes and she’s chased down her own street by a dinosaur! Young Mel seems oddly distant, lacking in intellect and enthralled to Mr Petherbridge…something is not quite right about her. When the Doctor says they need to put her much vaunted computer skills to the test it could Matt Fitton speaking on behalf of fandom who have seen very little evidence of her capabilities (especially on screen). Mel has an eidetic memory and she isn’t afraid to let people know and I love how Fitton manages to make that a vital part of the plot. Rather awkwardly the older Mel catches the younger Mel in a clinch in the bushes! In 1987 Mel should be off to university but this younger version of this timeline never got accepted. When one Mel has to stop the other from unravelling the Doctor’s timeline she resorts to a stiff uppercut to the jaw – what a gal! The younger Mel’s mind is like a mayflower with barely more than a days worth of memories because the rest is required for Petherbridge’s processing power. She is willing to sacrifice herself for the Doctor because she genuinely believes that he is more important. Born 1964, computer programmer, resident of Pease Pottage and so much more. Constructed by the TARDIS to see the Doctor through to his regeneration and beyond.

Standout Performance: ‘You really are a child of eighties, aren’t you Mel?’
‘I’ve heard of self congratulation but this is ridiculous!’
‘What if another B turns up? Who’s she…Mel C?’ ‘No! That cannot be allowed to happen!’ ‘Wrong decade for the Spice Girls’ ‘A miscellany of Melanie’s could herald the collapse of reality!’ – for the sheer cheek of this dialogue it deserves a spot here.
‘Mel…bush!’ and ‘No point beating about the…bush.’
‘I’ve a reality to arrange!’
‘Melanie Bush you are a marvel! If you didn’t exist I’d have to invent you!’
‘Take Pease Pottage and you think you own the world!’
‘Forget the poultry puns Petherbridge!’
‘And as for you…be you later!’ ‘I’m not as young as I was…thank goodness.’
‘Make me a Mel for all seasons!’

Sparkling Dialogue: There have been many reviews when I have sung the praises of Colin Baker (and all thoroughly deserved) but for the sheer effort and energy that he puts into The Wrong Doctors I have to point and praise in his direction once again. He cleverly differentiates between the two Doctors by giving one more gravel and bite and the other a gentler, more composed tone suggesting the experiences he has been through since. You would swear in the scenes with the two of them together that they had cloned Colin because they bat dialogue back and forth in quick succession, interrupting one another and speaking in unison. The work that Baker and director Nick Briggs have put in to make this work is extraordinary and the effort is more than worth it because the scenes are a delight. Finally the Doctor meets another version of himself that he can get on with…because it’s the same incarnation!

Great Ideas: I was going boss eyed in the most wonderful of ways very quickly…this is exactly what I was talking about when I said that sometimes I like things to be deliberately complicated. Its really well thought through so whilst you might be lost at stages it ultimately makes perfectly good sense and the joy is watching it all fall beautifully into place. The younger sixth Doctor drops of the older Mel (post trial) at the wrong point in time (too far back) and she gets hooked up with the older the Doctor who has come to pick up the younger Mel! At the same time the Mel of this period bumps into the older Doctor on her bicycles. All the wrong Doctors with the wrong Mels. By the end of the episode we are in two Doctors territory as two versions of the same Doctor are interacting and saving one another from the mischief they keep blundering into. Somebody had to bring up the fact that the older Doctor should remember the events of the younger Doctor’s life…but they skip over that with a fatuous remark (he’s foiled so many alien invasions how can he be expected to remember then all?) and with some empirical evidence (that the time experiments effects his memory of these events). The are stuck in a pocket of time cut off from the rest of the universe and what happens in cauterised time stays in cauterised time. They are the wrong Doctors in the wrong place at the wrong time…neither of them is the one that first meets Mel because the older one says so. Valanxiam is a very dangerous and volatile element and can be used to ensure short range passage through the time vortex. It decays backwards through time. Mardax technology allows hops of several thousands of miles but the element is chronically unstable and punching holes in the vortex willy nilly is never a good idea. The Mardax are a shipping company, through time and space. Why would Pease Pottage even need a Heritage Society? Nothing much ever happens there! Why are they picking and choosing moments of history? Alternate realities wink in and out of existence constantly, every choice you make splinters into an infinite number of realities…if you’re going to try and monitor them all you need something much stronger than a computer. ATC stands for Alternate Timeline Control, Petherbridge is using Mel’s remarkable memory skills to manipulate the timelines. The only reason that the younger Mel is lacking is because more than half her mind is being used as a memory buffer. All the bleeding timelines from history, a poo pourroi of Pease Pottage from the past because tomorrow belongs to Petherbridge. He’s a creature from the vortex, a time demon. If the Doctor’s younger self dies then the older one becomes an anachronism and this pocket of reality will collapse and the raving, starving parasites of the vortex will feast on him. All Petherbridge is trying to do is bring about his own existence and take his place in reality. The beginning of episode four opens with a myriad of moments in Pease Pottage, tugging at the threads of casualty until Petherbridge reaches Mel. All the other characters are links in a daisy chain, keeping Petherbridge anchored to now, to Mel. Imagine the universe of time as a giant trampoline, this time pocket is a tiny trampoline suspended slightly above the first and the weight of TARDISes are like a canon ball, stretching it and weighing it down until the realities touch and Mel is the pinpoint Petherbridge will use to rip through from one to another. The weight of two TARDIS was the gravity well at the centre of all things, anchoring this reality. The Doctor is literally hot footing it away from a chronon explosion that will blow a hole in the 18th Century! Mel forces Petherbridge into a temporal cul de sac so that whichever way he turns he cannot escape. Mel isn’t dead, she’s been removed from time, empty but full of potential. She’s the same Mel that travelled in the TARDIS but she’s been stolen from the present, deleted. The Doctor has to find the right memories from all the alternates to reconstruct the Mel that just left, to leave her there for him to meet in his future (or rather past). Only the TARDIS can do it via the ATC. She builds the bravest and the brightest for the Doctor to meet. As a result of this story the Gary Russell introduction of Mel in Business Unusual has been kept intact and in no way contradicted.

Audio Landscape: Gunning a car, a screaming, stomping iguanadon, birdsong, purring cat, bleeping equipment, sonar, the contact noise, blowing a whistle, time explosions, screaming horse, punches, time spillages, polite chatter, a cheering crowd, striking a match, soldiers marching orders, owl hooting, clinking pot, footsteps, cheering, an almighty explosion, being trampled underfoot, walking on gravel.

Musical Cues: There’s a lovely jaunty tune for the Pease Pottage sequences that conjures up the joy of a glorious summers day in Sussex. There’s also a lovely militaristic march tune in there too which will be going round my head for days.

Standout Scene: Mel is a weak point in space and time, her travels with the Doctor twist and turn upon themselves, the strands of time tangle around her. She’s been bounced through the temporal spectrum so far and so wide that the Vortisaurs and Chronovores attract to her like moths to a flame. They all want a piece of her, to devour her. How clever of Fitton to take the temporal conundrum of Mel’s introduction (a mere continuity glitch in the hurried ending of Trial of a Time Lord) and build that into her character and make it a vital element of this story. This Mel from a shunted off reality also gets a very touching death scene where the Doctor admits he would have been proud to take her with him and he firmly believes they would have had a wonderful future together. The chemistry between Colin and Bonnie has never been better as he shushes her and she slips away in his arms.

Result: ‘Just forget that you saw me…I’ll be along later!’ I’m biased (because I basically want to marry Colin Baker), I know that but that was fabulous. Only Doctor Who could create an entire story out of a missing link in continuity and turn it into a amusingly dense and nuanced puzzle to solve. What’s great is that this isn’t just a story featuring the sixth Doctor and Mel, it is constructed out of their characters and has the potential to have a profound impact on both of their lives. As if cocking up the time period and thus creating a paradox of two Doctors and two Mels wasn’t bamboozling enough, Matt Fitton throws in time experiments that erase events, cause anachronisms and the odd time travelling company messing about with the vortex for good measure. You might think with so many elements that this might become unwieldy (as Fitton’s previous Black and White proved) but he has taken a great deal from his first main range script and rectified the mistakes, ensuring that this remains consistently entertaining, explaining itself as it goes along with oodles of great lines and fresh ideas constantly being pumped into the plot to keep interest levels high. Who would have thought that scenes of two Colin Bakers talking to each other could be so enticing? Take a dash of Invasion of the Dinosaurs (time experiments), a cup of The Five Doctors (multiple incarnations and companions), add in Big Finish’s revolutionary take on a maligned Doctor and companion (given we have had to wait so many years for Bonnie Langford’s return its glorious that her homecoming is heralded by a story that is bound together by her character) and grind some over the top the best aspects of The Quantum Archangel (twisted realities invading, nasties from the vortex invading) and you have a recipe for success. Whilst Matt Fitton deserves a round of applause for containing so many fascinating elements in one tight script a further round of applause must be saved for Nick Briggs who directs The Wrong Doctors with absolute clarity and ensures that it never gets too complicated to enjoy and remains highly entertaining. More than worth waiting a whole year for, this is a unique blend of insanity from beginning to end but there’s no part of it that isn’t firing on all cylinders. A most satisfying puzzle to unravel, as a result of this story the TARDIS builds the ultimate companion for the sixth Doctor and one we can be proud to travel further with: 9/10