Thursday, 15 May 2014

The Dying Light written by Nick Wallace and directed by Lisa Bowerman

What's it about: The TARDIS materialises on a dying world circling a dying sun, where the Doctor, Jamie and Zoe are welcomed to Sanctuary - an entire monastery carved out of a mountain. But little here is quite what it seems. Quadrigger Stoyn has waited through the centuries. And it is time for the Doctor to pay for his first terrible mistake.

Who's the Yahoos: Jamie was none too fond of ships and boats, he never seems to have much luck on them in his adventures. He knows if Zoe has to ask what the Doctor is talking about then he hasn't a hope in the world of understanding. Jamie has an unwavering faith in the Doctor, more so perhaps than any other companion.

Brainbox: Left Space station 73 2079, not as well travelled as Jamie but she has traversed from the Galactic Rim. So many journeys, so many destinations. In the temple Zoe is entranced by the equations that are scratched into the walls, looking for the patterns.

Oh My Giddy Aunt: The eternal children, Jamie and Zoe are ribbing the Doctor as soon as they leave the TARDIS. Much like his mock boastfulness in The Seeds of Death, the Doctor announces himself as a scientist of some renown. With his dishevelled, eccentric appearance and cutest pair of students this side of the galaxy you might just be inclined to believe him too! He has an open mind, too open a lot of the time. Whilst unnerved, the Doctor isn't as concerned about reuniting with Stoyn as he was with the appearance of the Times Lords in the War Games. Cleverly he told the TARDIS never to allow Stoyn access a long time ago.

Technician: The problem I am having with the Stoyn trilogy isn't Terry Molloy's performance, which is as polished as ever, but the character himself. Beyond his anger at being torn from Gallifreyan society I can't actually detect much of a character there. After two hours worth of storytelling I have no idea who this man is, what sort of life he led before he was kidnapped and why he is so eager to get back. That's quite an aberration given this trilogy is asking us to invest time in his fate and care about his curse to be stuck out in the universe at large. It is asking us to side with him over the Doctor but that isn't a possibility when there is no personality to the man. The Doctor is the reason that Stoyn is trapped on this world and he has been waiting for a reunion ever since they last parted company, trying to keep track of his (mis)adventures ever since. He considers himself a God from a race of Gods and the Doctor defied them all by running from their world. The Doctor considers him a self appointed policeman with no authority. The fall from heaven is a long one and to be stranded in this hell of a universe is almost unbearable. He is trying to put heaven within his reach once more, unable to cope with this anarchy anymore.

Standout Performance: Three actors, all excellent, and yet given little but reflective material to deliver and the result is often slumberous. The scant moments of action really shock because of this.

Sparkling Dialogue: 'The timelines are thick around the Earth and you had woven yourself around them so very, very tightly!'
'They're coming for you, Doctor!' - foreshadowing The War Games...

Great Ideas: An impressive city clinging to a mountain on a dead, dusty world - sometimes Doctor Who can choke you up with the potency of its imagery. A religious retreat, a refuge for the stranded and the lost travellers. Wind storms that whip flesh from your bones are a hazard on this planet. They pull in ships from across time and space. Somehow Stoyn has created a network of wormholes cast wide to catch the TARDIS and if they had materialised where Stoyn had wanted then his equations would have been used to drain the ship of power. This whole planet is an adaptive, highly evolved organism, a promethean thing. It responds to the needs of those living here and brings them their desires.

Audio Landscape: This is one of those audios where the writing and the soundscape seem to be in perfect harmony. Nick Wallace has dreamed up a vivid location and it is persuasively brought to life by the ever reliable Yason and Fox. Wet footsteps, striking a match, a dry, warm breeze, a sea of sand, the thronging monastery, water running, trickling, a scream, echoing footsteps, there is a clap of thunder that might just scare the life out of you, bells ringing, a ship screaming into the atmosphere, the ship disappearing into the sea of sand, smashing a vase over a guards head, a burning torch, a wall shattering, giant dust creatures forming and attacking, electric crackles, squeaking ropes being pulled.

Musical Cues: Excitement levels raise during the climax but not because anything particularly exciting is happening but because the pace has finally picked up and the score is suddenly propelling the narrative forward.

Isn't it Odd: For some reason (and I am trying to put my finger on it) I have far more difficulty slipping into the second Doctor companion chronicles than I do the first Doctor ones. It has always been the case. In the case of The Dying City it is certainly not the fault of either Frazer Hines or Wendy Padbury who deliver performances with bags of personality. I think one of my problems is that character drama simply wasn't the order of the day during the Troughton era as it was during Hartnell's and that the more contemplative, ideas driven stories are far more suited to the shows first three years. Troughton's time was more concerned with scares, monsters and action adventure. When it tried to slow down do something a little more thoughtful (The Wheel in Space, The Dominators, The Krotons), it seriously wobbled. Looking back across my favourite of the second Doctor CCs the titles that jump out are Resistance, The Glorious Revolution, The Forbidden Time and The Memory Cheats and all of those stories feel like aberrations, intense character dramas that wouldn't have been made at the time. The only stories that successfully recreate the era and work a charm are the Steve Lyons comic Polly, Ben and Jamie tales. So whilst this tale is trying to do something a bit different and meditative, it feels a bit out of place in the era and lacks a dramatic punch that would have made it truly memorable.

Standout Scene: As this is a story of ideas rather than emotion, it is the reveal that the planet delivers on the desires of the inhabitants that delivers the biggest blow.

Result: Contemplative and moderate, The Dying Light is one of the more submissive companion chronicles and its appeal will depend on whether your tastes veer towards melodrama or gentle science fiction. Since Stoyn is a tragic character torn from his home and desperate to get home there is no sign of a true antagonist to give this story a dramatic thrust. That's fine, not every adventure has to be adversarial but you do need something beyond a vividly described location to lock your attention. Stoyn is proving to be quite a vacuous character despite Terry Molloy's best efforts. Whilst I like the description of him as a God that has fallen from heaven, that is pretty much the only detail of his character that you are going to unearth in this story. The story is told from the viewpoint of Jamie and Zoe when I think it might have been a lot more effective had Stoyn taken that central role, it would certainly give us a greater understanding of the character and his desire to return home. There's still time to do this in Luna Romana but after two hours of material I still feel as if I don't know who this man is and have failed to invest in his journey. It felt as though being shackled to the Stoyn arc denied Wallace (one of the strongest Doctor Who writers as far as I am concerned) of the chance to tell a more interesting tale in this location. Going against the grain and delivering something that perhaps wouldn't have been made at the time is one of Big Finish's greatest strengths in my eyes. The Dying Light is aiming for something thoughtful and melancholic but this is coming on the heels of Eddie Robson's The Apocalypse Mirror last season, a much more successful attempt at this sort of thing in my eyes. It's not a bad story by any means, it just isn't particularly exciting: 5/10

The War to End all Wars written by Simon Guerrier and directed by Lisa Bowerman

What's it about: Years after he gave up travelling in the TARDIS, Steven Taylor is the deposed king of a distant world. From the confines of his cell, he shares his story with a young girl called Sida. And one story in particular – a visit to a whole world at war, which will mark Steven for life…

Aggressive Astronaut: Steven is not longer King of the planet of the savages. This bombshell is dropped in the first scene and he links the reason to a moment of his life with the Doctor, encouraging us to listen to his narration of a tale. To know that we will be rewarded with the answers for the framing device by listening to the central narrative gives the audience an extra motive to push on. Steven is very protective of the Doctor, considering him an old man but he knows in his heart that he can look after himself. He scoffs at the thought of Dodo being his girlfriend and admits they didn't travel together for long. However he named his youngest daughter after her and she was his favourite which tells you something about what Ms Chaplet meant to him (even if he tries to brush away any suggestion that he had a favourite). His time in the military is mentioned once again and he knows who to take care of himself in the rigorous training procedure. He thought he had escaped the bullying orders and passive aggression of the military and resented falling back into that lifestyle. He knows that the best way to escape would be to get his head down, train with the other soldiers and learn about this world and its conflict. In the military you become the uniform and Steven found it was frighteningly easy to step back into the role. Steven set up schools on the savages planet to teach the history of the planet, to avoid the population making the same mistakes. Poor Steven has to suffer the indignity of being squirrelled away in a dark and stinking latrine. As soon as he realises the terrible game that is being played Steven understands that there is only one way of changing things - to run for election. Steven had learnt from the Doctor that sometimes the best way to get noticed by those you are opposing is to stand on the rooftops and shout subversive platitudes. When Steven's daughter Dodo died, he stopped fighting and accepted his political fate. Steven learnt on Comfort that if you want to make a lasting difference to a world then you can't just leave after one night once the society has been fundamentally changed. The planet of the savages was a life's work, the challenge he had been looking for and a chance to find some roots after suffering so much loss in the TARDIS.

Dead as a...: Dodo comes bursting out of the TARDIS full of enthusiasm and bravado, it instantly feels like an accurate interpretation of the character. She doesn't do too badly during her assessment stages but naturally doesn't have the physical aptitude of a natural fighter like Steven. The thought of being split up and sent to fight in a war alone terrifies her.  Dodo had a way of getting on with everyone. There are some people out there who might smirk at the though of Dodo being placed in front of a firing squad. Had she appeared in more stories of this calibre that might not be the case.

Hmm: He thinks he has a statesman like bearing but tries to pass himself off as an ordinary citizen. Much like the first Doctor from the third season he has learnt a great deal from his adventures and recognises when he shouldn't stand out in a crowd. The Elders knew who the Doctor was before he had arrived, they had studied his wanderings. He destroyed the machines and set the people of the savages planet (I wish they had given it a name) free.

Standout Performance: Peter Purves has mentioned how he would like to do more acting and given his multitude of superb performances throughout the companion chronicles it is a crying shame that he isn't being used more elsewhere. This is an intelligent actor, who can take a script and wring every nuance out of it. He gets to the heart of the story that Simon Guerrier is trying to tell simply and effectively and delivers every line with emotional honesty. I genuinely think he is one of Big Finish's stalwarts.

Sparkling Dialogue: 'A lot of people think so' 'A lot of people can be wrong.'
'The more time you face war up close and intimate, the worse it is to go back.'

Great Ideas: There is an impressive extra feature interview between David Richardson and Simon Guerrier discussing not only The War to End All Wars but also the companion chronicles in general. They are, not undeservedly, celebratory about the range and look back over seven impressive seasons worth of stories and discuss the flexibility of the format, their successes, where they were criticised and what emerged as the stronger stories. I don't think anybody can deny that the range was a massive success, that the prolific number of stories are generally very strong and that there was a great deal of experimentation and sense of creative freedom that has perhaps vanished from the main range, certainly of late. One element of the companion chronicles that they discussed was how very early on they decided to play about with the framing device for these stories. You take a look at the two truncated seasons at the very beginning of the range and they all seemed to take place years after the selected companion left the Doctor and featured them looking back on their lives in the TARDIS, how it affected them and impacted their lives since. Had that formula been regimented the range might have grown stale quite quickly (there were a finite number of companions for a start). However The War to End All Wars does return to that format for one last hurrah and is the only story that features Steven in his post-Savages life and fills us in on his life since. It's lovely to see the series come full circle like this on it's last recording (mind you there are two more releases). It's a great idea because Steven's fate has been left unresolved for decades and if there was anybody up to the job of sketching in the details, it is companion chronicle maestro (he admits it himself) Simon Guerrier. Cleverly, Guerrier brews a potent image of the world Steven was left on and leaves the audience hanging on a disquieting cliff-hanger pondering it's fate once again. Will we ever find out if the Doctor (although not the Doctor) managed to stage a coup?

On the planet of the Savages there is a copy of the Doctor's mind in a jar left over from when the contents of his brain were drained in Steven's final story. It's a guiding intelligence for the people now. Imagine being caught up in a war where you cannot get any sense of the bigger picture? Of who is fighting who and why. All Steven knows is the war allowed the citizens to escape the humdrum existence of a life in factories and plants and the threat of death brought them to life War gave these people a purpose. It was institutionalised warfare, a stick to keep you on the path and a carrot if you stayed there. If people dared to question or rebel they were taken out and shot. The suspense that Guerrier and Bowerman manage to generate when Steven makes his way across the lines to the enemy trenches is extraordinary...you just know that he is going to discover something horrific and still the danger feels very real. With such a tight control on the population you can make them believe anything, even in a enemy that doesn't exist. In war you are no longer an individual but part of a machine. In this case it is a propaganda machine. The twist that there is no enemy, that the war is the work of the establishment having one section of population fighting another to give them something to do, to balance money sheets and boost morale, is terrifying. The evaluation tests that were performed were to ensure that both sides would be equal, so the conflict would continue. No side had the advantage. Although he is good man trying to change things for the better, the way Steven's voice is heard because it is a new one amongst the old fossils says a lot about how political hotheads (even idiots such as Nigel Farage) manage to get themselves noticed. The latest fad. His competitors consider him a novelty but one that might just change their world. Steven finds that when he spouts information that opposes what the public understands to be true they manage to twist his meaning until it fits the facts as they see them. Or have been drip fed. Never underestimate human naivety. When he refuses to stop spreading propaganda he is soon arrested - sometimes a society would rather live a lie than be forced to face up to the truth. Embracing reality would fundamentally change the world. It turns out this is an old penal colony set up for prisoners of certain personality types. Intelligent, driven prisoners. A computer devised roles for them suited to their nature but in a way that was centralised and hidden from view. No prisoner could see the overall system. A war created by a computer with impeccable logic, keeping these people busy and out of the rest of society's way.

Audio Landscape: Door opening, Steven on the treadmill, marching feet, trudging through puddles, explosions, screaming soldiers, feet slapping on mud, enemy gunfire, heart monitor, banging on the door, smashing through, cheering.

Musical Cues: Simon Robinson's music was deliberately electronic sounding and all pervading, two things that you couldn't say is true of the Hartnell adventures on television. I have to say it distracted me from the narration at times which probably wasn't the intention.

Standout Scene: How like the Doctor to take on the visage of the leader of the enemy, to accept defeat and put an end to the conflict. Such a simple, selfless way to end the conflict.

Result: Was Steven characterised this well on television? Probably not, but Peter Purves was such a strong actor that you might be tricked into thinking he was always written for by the deft hand of Simon Guerrier. The writer has had the chance to explore the character in a number of companion chronicles now and despite some strong competition has got under his skin better than just about anyone. Listening to these audios Steven is a living, breathing person with strengths and flaws, humour and depth. And Purves is still phenomenal, going above and beyond what every script asks of him. I hope this strength of characterisation and performance continues in the early range because the first Doctor companion chronicles have been a revelation in the first person. There is an astonishing amount of plot to The War to End All Wars, easily enough to fill up a Hartnell six parter given the amount of develop both Steven and the society he finds himself trapped in develops over the hour. Had this story been told in real time it would need much more time to breathe but the narration allows for huge swathes of development (Steven's induction into the army, his first time on the battlefield, his election campaign) to take place in a couple of lines. Simon Guerrier uses Steven to make comments on the futility of war and how easily a conflict can be brewed if the populace is fed the right stimulus. The fact that this story talks so eloquently about the inanity of fighting a war where the little people are just a statistic, a cog in the machine on the centenary of the First World War only serves to strengthen the power of the points it makes. A gripping central narrative, meaty characterisation and a chance to find out what happened to Steven when we left him in The Savages - this is another story in this series with an abundance of substance. Only the music jars: 9/10

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

The Evil One written and directed by Nicholas Briggs

What's it about: The TARDIS lands in the cargo hold of luxury space cruiser the Moray Rose. The crew and passengers are missing. The agents of Inter-Galaxy Insurance are determined to find out what’s happened and the shadowy Interplanetary Police Inspector Efendi is showing a very particular interest. Caught up in all this, the Doctor and Leela find themselves facing a horde of metal mantis-like aliens. But throughout it all, Leela is haunted by terrible nightmares and the dawning realization that everything she knows about her life is a lie.

Teeth and Curls: He's going to solve the mystery of the Moray Rose because he has nothing better to do this morning. Where I find Briggs' handling of Leela to be a little vague and unsure he seems to be getting much better at giving Baker's Doctor some witty and colourful dialogue. I loved his overly complicated explanation of how he knows he way around the ship, secret passages and all ('Leonard who was known to be a grog-lover but he also loved cats too...'). For all his guile the Doctor is no match for a born killer. Clearly he doesn't trust Leela to not avail herself of Janis thorns again because he has knocked up a batch of the antidote in the TARDIS laboratory. Lucky for him otherwise he would be a dead man. That angry streak to his character emerges again, this time sending the hypnotising pulse back to attack the aliens and leave them all out cold. He's something of an avenging angel this season, vicious with his enemies. Perhaps that should be commented on. The Doctor asking Leela about her father and stopping to listen is a welcome moment. He is trying to understand her better.

Noble Savage: On the surface this is exactly what the 4DAs should be doing, looking at the regulars backstory's and using them to explore the characters further. It's been done very effectively with the regulars throughout the 80s in other Big Finish productions over the years; Nyssa (Spare Parts, Creatures of Beauty), Peri (& the Piscon Paradox, The Reaping), Turlough (Loups-Garoux) and Ace (The Settling, Afterlife). After playing it pretty safe throughout the first two season of 4DAs (with the exception of the probing Wrath of the Iceni), it appears that the writers are finally starting to shake things up a bit, drop the ultra traditional angle and explore the relationship of the Doctor and Leela a little more. When I read the synopsis of The Evil One I was quite excited. Could this be another Creatures of Beauty for Nick Briggs and a return to form after being the safest pair of hands in this range since its inception? Unfortunately not. Probing Leela by looking at her relationship with her father and comparing that to her relationship with the Doctor is a great idea in theory but it written so cack-handedly and with little to actually say on the subject I wonder why they even bothered to bring it up. This is characterisation, but it's scraps rather than anything meaty and searching. Leela is being persuaded to doubt herself and her role in her fathers death but the story never stops to ask why she should have an issue with that. Death is a way of life amongst her tribe and a reality that Leela has never shied away from the reality of. Was her relationship with her father an fractious one? Did she secretly want him out of the way? Did he stunt her growth? Did she live in his shadow and was she afraid to step out of it once he was gone? There are so many fascinating things we could learn about this most unusual of father/daughter relationships and the story never dares to shine a light on it at all. Why would Leela not tell the Doctor the truth about her troubling nightmares about her father? She is rarely as reticent about anything, least of all her fears. How rubbish is the concept that Leela has been an agent of Xoanon all this time? A sleeper agent unaware of her real instructions - to kill the Doctor! Louise Jameson tries her best to make this material work, spitting out threats to the Doctor as though she might rip his head off and shit down his neck but she's fighting a losing battle. 'I am the Evil One and you are dead!' How can you find the shades in dialogue like that? There is an attempt to provide a summary on Leela's experiences in this story at the climax but it pretty much boils down to 'I am stupid because the Master hypnotised me.' Her father meant a lot to her and he died because of her and her foolish words. The greatest revelation that The Evil One bestows upon is that Leela is her fathers daughter. Big woo.

The Scabby One: I wonder if the Master sits in his TARDIS with a ruddy great sheet of paper and writes out all of his ridiculous schemes to try and bring down the Doctor. A bit like the Meddling Monk and his 'to do' list. And then he ticks them off one by one as they are all crushed. What he needs is somebody to look over his shoulder and point out all the flaws - a bit like the way that Big Finish is in need of script editor who receives a script like this and tells the writer to go away and try again. This week his plan is to convince Leela via various hypnotic, dream-like suggestions that he is the great Xoanon that she has been working for all these years and that she is the Evil One who needs to murder the Doctor. Yeah, you read that correctly. If this was played for laughs it might just work. Let's be honest it is hardly his most insane plot - that probable sees him dressed as a fat genie screaming 'SHALOM! PESHWARI NAAN!' into a crystal ball or hanging out as a scarecrow for months during the Industrial Revolution. But it's pretty high up there in the desperation stakes all the same. Are his machinations so predictable that the Doctor can sniff him out a mile off like he does here? Tom Baker effects no surprise whatsoever during his reveal, only mild disdain. Perhaps he was picking up on the feelings of the audience. 'Rather a lame attempt at subterfuge, wasn't it? What ill fated scheme are you plotting now?'  For my money Beevers appearance in Joe Lidster's Master is still his shining Big Finish moment and most interesting interpretation (Lidster attempted to do something fresh with the character rather than rely on his pantomimic villainy) and all of his appearances in the 4DAs (the nonsensical Kraal four parter, The Light at the End and this), while fun on a superficial level, have been a complete waste of the character. He's not being used because there is a reason to do so to advance his character, it is because his appearance drives sales. Beevers is as silky smooth and seductive as ever but the characterisation is hollow. Why does he want to kill the Doctor? Why make it so personal by making Leela the instrument? 'Your hatred of the Doctor consumes you! All you wish for is revenge!' But why? It's no use telling us what we already know if you aren't going to dig beneath the surface and explain why or reveal something new. Instead he gets to say 'OBEY ME!' quite a lot. That's novel. His plan was flawed from the start because Leela was always strong enough to break the conditioning. The Doctor could see that...so why couldn't his foe?

Standout Performance: It's not fair to typecast just because an actor has appeared in a memorable role in another series (after all Colin Baker turns up in everything over at Big Finish) but Michael Keating is definitively Vila from Blake's 7 that I cannot help but think of him every time I hear his voice.

Great Ideas: The crew of the Moray Rose reduced to a powdery residue. Nasty.

Audio Landscape: Jungle sounds, the Horda creatures, screams, glass smashing, the hydraulics of metal spiders scuttling about the ship, cocking a gun, robotic limbs, alarms, hypnotic signal.

Musical Cues: All praise to Jamie Robertson (sounds like I have joined a Following style cult devoted to the sound engineer and musician) without whom this might have been an intolerably traditional yomp around a spaceship. It most certainly is little more than a jaunt about the Moray Rose but with Robertson at the helm it skips by very pleasantly with some pacy music that ensures terrific momentum and sound effects that plant you straight into the action. I particularly liked the dramatic use of the xylophone. Very Dudley Simpson. The soft, hypnotic music that ensnares Leela is subdued and really effective, it nearly lulled me into a dreamlike state.

Isn't it Odd: You can't say that Briggs doesn't capture the theatrical and artificiality of the opening scenes of The Face of Evil to a tee...it opens beat for beat in exactly the same style. Whether that is a good thing or not depends on whether you like your Doctor Who being played ridiculously stagy or not. How did the Master meet up with these aliens? Why don't we learn anything about them beyond what the plot needs to give us to explain Leela's brainwashing? In the extra features it becomes apparent that the return of old monsters in the 4DAs is simply a marketing ploy rather than a storytelling necessity. David Richardson comments that he wanted a Master story and Nick Briggs comments that he wanted to write the story and struggled to come up with for it without copying something that was already done before. Which means there is no narrative reason to bring these old monsters back - it isn't because somebody had a fantastic way to innovate them. I think this absolutely the worst way to approach storytelling - wouldn't it be cool if so and so was brought in...oh shit now we have to find an idea to make it work. The idea should come first and the cheap marketing ploy afterwards. Sorry if that sounds overtly negative but it might go some way to explaining why critical reception of the first two series of 4DAs was mixed.

Result: How seriously can you take a story that can be summed up with: Leela is hypnotised by the Master to murder the Doctor. If that doesn't sound like the most appalling fanwank imaginable then I don't know what does. Even so, if you were a writer of terrific dexterity and intricacy you might be able to pull this off, abandoning the shows adventurous roots and going for something insanely dark and psychologically destabilising for the characters. Like having Leela beat the Doctor beyond recognition in her insane lust for his death and having to deal with consequences. Or the most stalwart of Doctor's being genuinely frightened of a supposed ally. Or Leela examining a disturbed relationship with her father. Instead this is a typical Nick Briggs script in the 4DA range with lots of running about and talking plot, very little substance and personality. It does try and pretend that it has something profound to say about Leela by linking her brainwashing trigger to the death of her father but it doesn't bother to scrutinize her relationship with him or explicate why his death might weight heavy on her mind in any great depth. Instead it's just a plot device, a way of flipping a switch and turning Leela from noble savage to mindless killer. On the basic level of sticking on a Big Finish story and being swept away for an hour of casual frolics with the Doctor, Leela and the Master this is enjoyable enough (I was certainly never bored...incredulous but never bored) but don't go in expecting anything revelatory because you will be sorely disappointed. I remember a time when Briggs conjured up an insidious and dark character drama that pushed the regulars to the edge and featured an astonishingly vivid guest cast. It was called Creatures of Beauty. This had the potential to be as hard hitting and unforgettable as that story but somewhere along the way Briggs has lost his nerve. Tidy, traditional, inconsequential - pick an adjective: 5/10 (I wanted to score one lower for being so unambitious but the production is too good to punish it like that - all praise Jamie Robertson!)

Thursday, 8 May 2014

The Crooked Man written by John Dorney and directed by Nicholas Briggs

What's it about: Winter at the seaside. The wind blows. The waves crash. People are dying and a strange spindly figure stalks the cold, deserted streets. A typical holiday for the Doctor and Leela in other words. When they stumble across a grotesque series of murders at the coast, the TARDIS travellers realise the local constabulary is out of its depth. Something supernatural has come to town, something evil. And it all seems to be tied in to a particular young family. Monsters lurk behind strange doors. Tragic secrets wait to be uncovered. And somewhere, deep within, the Crooked Man sits. He is waiting for you.

Teeth and Curls: The Doctor is in high spirits as he visits the seaside, whistling to himself as he strolls along the prom. I was instantly reminded of his trip to Brighton beach in The Leisure Hive. Showing how his mood can turn on a sixpence he goes from happy go lucky holiday to harbinger of doom, worried about the lack of activity in the seaside town and smelling death on the breeze. The Doctor is about to tell the police not to do anything he wouldn't do but that doesn't really narrow it down. He is a mere humble genius who never gives out his autograph. This is one of those stories where the Doctor is one step ahead of the audience and it is actually rather exasperating because of it - he knows that Lesley is a walking cliché, he knows that Celia is trying to poison them and yet there seems to be no connection to these random moments until he joins the dots for us. He loves it when people try to kill him because it means he is on the right track! Why does he wear such a long scarf when he does so much running? Rather than sympathise with the 'lesser' characters the Doctor seems to taunt them for their lack of literary merit. He really has developed a nasty streak this year.

Noble Savage: The Doctor and Leela are described as a 'loony in a scarf and girl who doesn't seem to know it's winter.' Leela is all bravado until she attacks the Crooked Man to no effect. Leela calls the Doctor up on why he asks her if she can perform certain acts when he doesn't have a plan b - of course she will try. Leela has seen so many wondrous things with the Doctor that have test her sense of reality that the Land of Fiction is just another in a long list. Her lack of knowledge makes her more susceptible to accepting these things than somebody like Simon. In a loose moment of set up Leela talks about her father who gave his life for hers. This is expanded upon in the next story, The Evil One. Fiction was never really her thing, she has always been more literal minded than anyone else he knows. If there is anybody who can resists the Crooked Man's influence is it his noble savage.

Standout Performance: Unlike producer David Richardson I do not hold Sarah Smart in high esteem as an actress, despite some impressive credits on her CV. In particular her turn in Doctor Who (The Rebel Flesh two parter) was appalling; an agonising, one note performance that turned a sympathetic character into a pantomime villain. Fortunately Smart is far more on the money in The Crooked Man, handed a more realistic character she finds some emotional truth and delivers a much more considerate performance. However given the character isn't given a great deal of interest to do in the first half of the play and is poorly motivated in the second half it still isn't the breakout role in Doctor Who for Smart that perhaps they were aiming for. Personally I thought Neil Stuke's Crooked Man was far more impressive, a role that could so easily have been bungled and yet he manages to be both over the top and seriously sinister (this is probably the effect they were trying to achieve with the Jester in Axis of Insanity but it is realised so much more effectively here). His delivery of the cliff-hanger punchline gave me chills.

Sparkling Dialogue: 'Scarcity doesn't imply value. It can represent a lack of interest.'
'You will die in terrible agony!' 'Only in the next draft!'

Great Ideas: The idea of having to sell on treasured possession at a fraction of the cost that they were purchased for from the man they were originally bought from is a harsh reality if modern times and how items devalue the second they leave a shop. Don't listen to this story on your own at night, the first attack by the Crooked Man in the bookshop is quite terrifying. Dorney certainly has an eye for macabre detail that ties into his theme of literature being abused, the bookkeeper suffering the indignity of having Dickens and Scott Fitzgerald stuffed down his throat until he expires. As soon as you realise that the characters that we have met are straight out of books then Dorney can have some fun (although perhaps that isn't the correct term) with the idea, breaking the books spines and setting them alight. For some reason the walls between fiction and fact have come tumbling down, East Wold is a weak point between our world and the Land of Fiction. It's a one in/one out situation, the Crooked Man coming through the gap and killing somebody so somebody from the Land of Fiction can take their place. Only the mot unpleasant and self centred characters are willing to agree. The last time the Doctor visited the Land of Fiction it was all literary classics not second rate hacks from unpublished fables - is Dorney trying to suggest that somewhere in a fetid little hole in the Land of Fiction all the characters from those half baked fan fictions exist? The number of storytelling mediums are increasing all the time; websites, epublishing, print on demand, tabloid exaggeration, television spin offs...a proliferation of the imagination that is causing some characters to be squeezed out of the Land of Fiction. Only so many characters can exist in their world and it now fit to burst and so the lesser known characters found a tear between the two worlds and exploited it. Given the threats to Earth are manifold on Doctor Who it is hard to find a new approach to the idea...I don't think anybody has attempted invasion by mediocre characters from inferior fiction before! They would tear through our world, slaughtering the population and replacing them with one dimensional characters. What an appalling prospect. Obscure books are being tossed out first.

Audio Landscape: A crusty old till, seagulls screaming, a sea breeze, a smashed window, baby gurgling, child's toy playing, scraping vegetables, lighting the stove, creaky doors, pouring out wine, doorbell, tea china, smashing china, pages tearing, burning, bashing in a door, tearing wood, growling, flapping pages, banging on the door.

Musical Cues: It seems that every time I am drawn to check out who scored the music for a story these days it is always the same name that crops up: Jamie Robertson. Whilst I usually associate it him with big, bold, cinematic soundtracks (that might sound like an anathema on audio but somehow he achieves it) he cooks up something much more subtle and sinister in The Crooked Man. Silences are used to disquieting effect, the sound effects are given a chance to really frighten the audience and the music gently underscores the menace of the investigation into the murders. It is extremely well judged.

Isn't it Odd: I had one big problem with The Crooked Man, at least in the first episode, that made it a frustrating experience. Whilst I found the Doctor and Leela investigating the spate of crimes in the village vintage material, I lost interest whenever the story shifter back to Laura and her domestic situation. It takes an age to see how one is tied into another so for some time it feels like two irreconcilable plots are existing side by side for no reason whatsoever. Whilst on the whole I think that Tom Baker is improving in leaps and bounds with each season of 4DAs, he still has the occasional lapse where he hiccups on a line of dialogue and sounds terribly stilted. Listen to the moment he repeats 'Procedure? Procedure?', it has that Sylvester McCoy defect of sounding like it is the first time he has clapped eyes on the script. Lesley King might be the very cliché of the TV personality but that doesn't make Lizzie Roper's overdone performance any easier to swallow. The Doctor suggests the baby is being stolen because it is fuelled by a limitless imagination and it could be used to keep the bridgehead open. A young child perhaps, but surely a baby doesn't have any kind of imagination until it has a firm grasp on language and the world around it? It would have been far more shocking had the baby been murdered for its place in our world. I don't think it would take a genius to figure out that Simon comes from he fiction world given he can sense where his son is and tackle the creatures that exist there. I didn't buy that Laura would accept a substitute father from another realm quite so easily with the evidence presented, even if the boys father did abandon them so abruptly. The twist is foreshadowed insofar as dropping hints that Simon isn't real but there is no real establishment of Laura's motives in this arrangement. As far as she is concerned it just feels terribly contrived, inventing a perfect husband who just happens to turn up and pick up the pieces where her ex left off. Would anybody accept that quite so easily? What was Dorney saying about poorly developed characters? The ending where Simon holds back the hordes of clichéd characters and seals the breach is too simple. What this story needs is time to breathe.

Result: I'm so conflicted with The Crooked Man because there are a lot of good ideas in place and it has some effective moments but I don't think it holds together anywhere near as well as it should. I'm not sure it is the realisation because Nick Briggs' direction is typically strong (although he lets a couple of poor performances through) and Jamie Robertson's soundscape and music both capture the horror of the situation superbly. I can see what John Dorney was going for with this adventure and intellectually he approaches the Land of Fiction from a less showy and more substantial angle than The Mind Robber. However there is no denying that waltzing with literary figures in a fairytale land is much more exciting and colourful than meeting a collection of fictional stereotypes turned baddies in a seaside town. Concentrating on the unknowns in fiction is a smart idea in theory, those characters who are long forgotten whilst the classics are given plenty of attention but the resulting guest cast is pretty unmemorable as a consequence. There is a much more tragic story to be told about these forgotten, embarrassing characters of hack fiction created by lesser writers and unfairly compared to the greats of literature. Instead of going for a more affecting angle he instead turns the characters into stock villains trying to take over the world. It is a novel idea but following in the footsteps of so many other Doctor Who stories. Maybe he didn't want to go over familiar ground since he already approached the idea of having clichéd characters take on greater dimensions in The Forth Wall. Mind you he talks about the responsibility of the writer to his characters in the extras for that tale and seems retract that here, suggesting that this cast of villains is merely the sum of its not very skilfully written parts. Maybe he doesn't have to accept responsibility when they are written as somebody else's creations? Tom Baker veers between very good and awkward in this story and whilst she isn't given her best characterisation in the range, Louise Jameson supports him well as Leela. I find it sad that a story that made me think about its ideas should just scrape an above average mark but whilst I can appreciate what the writer was trying to achieve I don't think the overall story came together quite as engagingly as he hoped. It's good but it could have been great. After setting up an intriguing scenario with the Land of Fiction rejecting its lesser creations, there is no time to explore the concept before the story has to be wrapped up in a terrible hurry. Perhaps this is another case for longer stories for the fourth Doctor, in which case there would have been time for the villainy and a chance to flesh out the characters too. Kudos for trying something a little more subversive and less traditional though : 6/10

Sunday, 4 May 2014

Battlestar Galactica The Miniseries


The Miniseries Part One written by Ronald D. Moore & Christopher Eric James and directed by Michael Rymer

What's it about: The Twelve Colonies are under attack from the Cylons after a 40-year armistice...

Commander-in-Chief: Played with gruff authority by Edward James Olmos, Adama is a character that runs through the entire gamut of human emotions throughout the four season tenure of the show but manages to keep most of those feeling bottled up. That means those moments where he displays flashes of anger or distress really count for something. He is precisely the sort of man that you would want in charge of a fleet on the run; respectful, loyal, smart, brave and pretty much unshakable. That makes the character sound incredibly boring but he is also capable of making terrible mistakes, losing his cool at inappropriate times and letting his pride get the better of him. It makes him a flawed hero but a man to look up to nonetheless because he is always doing what he can for the best of the fleet. Like most of the characters on this show, I love how human Adama is - flawed, multi-faceted and often very surprising. Adama has a soft spot for Starbuck despite her rebellious attitude, in fact he actually seems to admire her for it. She was once in a relationship with his now deceased son and there is always a feeling between these two of a father/daughter relationship. Sometimes even more so than Adama's relationship with his surviving son. The restraint that Adama shows when Lee accuses him of murdering his brother because he pulled strings to get him in the service is to be admired. I think Adama knows if he reacts violently that his relationship with his son will be irrevocably destroyed.

XO: At this stage of the game Tigh is almost a stock First Officer; a grizzled, unlikable old drunk who is nonetheless very good at his job. Interestingly, throughout the course of this series I would say that Tigh is the one who goes on the biggest journey and proves the most fascinating to watch. You couldn't really tell that at this point though. Michael Hogan has a great deal to offer and come the final season he is easily my favourite performer on the show. But more on that later... It's a shame that nobody makes Tigh eat his words when he claims that the Cylon attack on Caprica is just a joke at Adama's expense.

President: Oh President Roslin. A magnificent character who you can't help but cheer for even when she jumps in the wrong direction. Most of her appeal comes down to the measured performance of Mary McDonnell (who looks uncannily like Elisabeth Sladen from Doctor Who), an actress who takes a tough role and wrings every nuance out of it that she possibly can. The first thing we learn about Roslin is that she has cancer which immediately puts our sympathies with her. The fact that she doesn't seem especially maudlin about the news and confronts it with a brave face even more so. The first conversation between Adama and Roslin is an argument, which pretty much sums up their acerbic relationship in the first season as the two strong willed characters figure how to maintain an impossible situation together. Just as Baltar is trapped in a nightmare scenario, so is Roslin. As the highest ranking political representative off planet (with the remainder of the political having gone up in smoke on Caprica), she automatically sworn in as President. Is the Secretary for Education up to the job of rallying the survivors of this mass slaughter into a community? Adama certainly has his doubts but Roslin's steely resolve, humane decisions and grace under pressure mark her out as the finest candidate for the job. Even in the wake of her cancer scare. She very sensibly asks if anybody has considered the possibility of surrender but it clearly isn't an option. We learn that Roslin never really enjoyed politics and was on the verge of getting out. What a twisted turn of events for her this turns out to be. She is practically in tears when she has to accept responsibility for the survivors as President until she can see uncertainty in others faces, then her tone hardens and she shoves her own doubts aside.

Firecracker: Sporadically riveting and dull, Starbuck is a character packed with potential but one that the writers occasionally get lazy with. She's an explosive, screwed up pilot who relies on drink and sex to feel something and it is very easy to fall back on those traits when there is nothing to say about the character in some episodes. However Katie Sackoff has obvious appeal (beyond the physical, although she is most definitely a babe) and thanks to her tortured performance she is the character I usually feel the most for on the show. Starbuck is shown immediately as somebody who happily flouts the rules, winding up the XO about his whoring wife to a point where he throws the gambling table aside and flings herself violently at him. Fans of the original series might have been appalled that Starbuck was written as a woman but she can more than look after herself, proves to be a stunning viper pilot and can be seen tossing back the liquor and chomping on a cigar.

Apollo: Despite his bizarre walk (seriously check it out, Bamber always walks like he needs a crap), Lee Adama is our action hero and beefcake on the show. Introduced as a square jawed, revered pilot who can do no wrong, it quickly becomes clear that this character has baggage of his own. Namely his relationship with his father which has practically deteriorated beyond repair, the pair at odds over the death of Lee's brother. The Ballad of Apollo and Starbuck begins in there first scene together where they remain cordial but clearly want to rip each others clothes off and screw on the floor. It's a complicated relationship which goes through a multitude of ups and down but one thing is for sure, the attraction between these two was there right from the beginning. Possibly the hottest pair in any TV show. Lots of possibilities with the Roslin/Lee relationship, especially with him taking her position over his fathers during a power struggle. They enjoy a sparky, warm chemistry ('Captain Apollo has a nice ring to it, don't you think?') and I look forward to seeing more.

Traitor: 'You have an amazing capacity for self- deception. How do you do that?' Wow, what can be said about Gaius Baltar this early on in the game. A man of almost incalculable hubris, who makes mistake after the mistake and the entire human race suffers unspeakable losses as a result. This could have been an easy role to overplay but James Callis is far too smart a performer to camp up the anti-hero. Instead he plays Baltar as a tortured soul, one who is at the mercy of his enormous ego and who is shitting himself that his role in the disaster on Caprica will come out. I don't think there has ever been a character quite like this before and his presence on the show automatically lifts it into the realms of something very special. You can't help but tune in to see what hideous mistakes he will make next and how by the luck of the Gods he somehow gets away with it. Baltar is introduced as a close aide of the current President and a man with controversial opinions about the advancements of robotics. When it becomes clear that he is having a relationship with Six you could be forgiven for thinking he is complicit in the Cylon attack when the writers take the far more exciting approach of his libido leading him to a security leak in a moment of weakness. His reaction to the discovery that the attack would never have succeeded without his error of judgement is one of the best moments in the miniseries. Panic, desperation, cover up...Baltar considers it all. Because the intent wasn't there he refuses to shoulder the blame despite the fact that the guilt clearly weighs on him and he is terrified of being discovered. There is something delicious about such a pathetic man being trapped in such an agonising situation. Adama says during his rousing speech that there always comes a day when you cannot hide from the things you have done anymore. Gaius Baltar is hoping to keep that day at arms length for as long as possible.

Sixie: How gorgeous is Tricia Helfer? She is practically a walking Barbie doll with a perfect physique and features and yet do not mistake her for some blonde bimbo who has been hired because of her looks. She's a massive talent and securing her as the most recognisable humanoid Cylon was a huge bonus for the series. Seductive and unknowable, curious and exotic, dangerous and glamorous, Six has a distinctive, addictive presence. She mentions there are twelve models and she is number six, an important piece of information as the show charges on and more models are revealed.

Chief Engineer: Aaron Douglas looks so young and fresh faced in the miniseries, a far cry from his worn down appearance in subsequent seasons. Tyrol, like Lee, is a pretty cut and dry character at this point. His the Miles Edward O'Brien of Galactica, the everyday man who keeps the ship in one piece and ensure the vipers are in tip top condition. And like O'Brien the writers find more ingenious ways to torture this character to show every aspect of his humanity stripped away. His quiet, angry reaction to the sacrifice of so many of his men really makes the moment count.

Secretary: I took to Billy instantly, especially his bashful attraction to Dee.

Helo: Didn't really impact (apart from the fact that he was really cute) until he agreed to give up his seat on the raptor for Baltar in Caprica and stay behind with the rest of the victims. A brave decision that would have a profound effect on both his character arc (he would go on to meet Sharon in season one on Caprica) and the rest of humanity (keeping Baltar alive is just about the worst thing he could have chosen to do).

Sparkling Dialogue: 'Humanity's children are returning home today...'
'You cannot play God and then wash your hands of the things you have created.'
'Why can't we use the starboard launch?' 'It's a gift shop now.'

The Good:
*   The opening few seconds lull the viewer into a feeling that this might be a low budget affair featuring some creaky modelwork before the stationary ship we are witnessing turns and the stars spin in an incredible display. The CGI on this show is consistently extraordinary and that was the case right from the opening episode. Watch how the station explodes and a piece of debris hits the 'camera', that's a special effects team really thinking about how to make the audience sit up and pay attention. The space battle sequences are the result of years of watching other series perfect the art (there are shades of Babylon 5 and DS9 to the quality of CGI conflicts in space), taking the best approaches and then putting their own spin on things. Missiles shoot unpredictably out of Cylon raiders and just because the vipers are being driven by the 'good guys' it doesn't guarantee anybody's safety.
*   Immediately the classic series of Battlestar Galactica is alluded to with the original Cylon model appearing on the document held by the human representative at the political meeting point. I'm really pleased that this show hasn't completely forgotten its past, offering little kisses to fans of the original show. I have only watched the odd episode in passing so I can't really comment on how accurate the continuity ties up but I know how I felt when Doctor Who came back for a new generation of children and it honoured its history so stringently (stirrings of the original BSG theme can be heard over a news report). Clearly the population of Caprica have no idea of how advanced the Cylons have become, especially their ability to mimic humans. The new design CGI Cylons are sleeker and far more deadly, with razor sharp hands that can turn into machine guns in an instant. I love that they kept the blood red laser eye that darts back and forth across the visor (and the same effect on their raiders is especially ominous) but it is a shame that their distinctive voices have been excised completely. These are not characters, these are merely foot soldiers. An old fashioned Centurion can be seen proudly displayed in a museum, a relic of the past.
*   In precisely the same way that the Dominion were such a fantastic, insidious threat on DS9 (Ron Moore showing his roots), the fact the Cylons have mastered human forms gives this series its central theme of identity and what makes a person who they are. Doral is seen escorting a group of visitors around Galactica right after the credits and Six spends a great deal of time manipulating Baltar on Caprica - these human Cylons have infiltrated the human race without any suspicion. That Invasion of the Body Snatchers sense of 'they are amongst us' is one of the most expertly handled concepts in the series, especially when it is revealed that characters that we already know could be one of the enemy's number.
*   'It's all hands on here...' I really like the idea of the Galactica being looked upon as a ship that is past its prime and ready for retirement. It adds another layer of character to the show that this old, weary battleship becomes humanity's last hope for survival. The ship itself is superbly designed; cramped corridors, a functional but stylish command hub (the CIC), a hangar deck teeming with engineers and viper relics (space craft built to scale within the set - very impressive) ready to be put out to pasture. The lighting is harsh and unrelenting, the details are realistic (Adama uses a phone rather than some outer space communicator) and the whole operation feels entirely plausible. It is this level of grit and realism that marks this show as something a bit different from the wealth of other science fiction shows on the market. It feels only a few steps removed from our military. Michael Rymer's outstanding direction of the early scenes aboard the Galactica cannot be overlooked; there is a tracking shot the follows characters from room to room, down corridors and into the hangar that allows this ship to feel like a bustling operation and its crew a well oiled workforce. It feels as though a lot of money has been poured into the construction of this setting, the Battlestar that we are going to call home through four years of impossibly difficult scenarios. Bravo to all concerned. Caprica City is beautifully realised too, again it manages to keep one foot in the door of reality whilst still being recognisably a science fiction setting. It's a modern cityscape but one which looks a lot like a polished metropolis that we might recognise albeit with functional looking craft screaming through the sky shuttling people to different locations. Battlestar Galactica's skill is that it manages to present a science fiction environment that doesn't alienate people who aren't keen on the genre, whilst satisfying those who are. Not an easy feat to pull off. 
*   It took Star Trek TNG seven seasons to take us lower decks to see how the lesser ranks relax and socialise but BSG gets in there immediately, allowing the show to work on several class levels. We get to see the Commander and the XO relaxing and drinking in their quarters rubbing shoulders with scenes of the deck hands and pilots gambling, flirting and drinking in the mess. It's a show where everybody is given the same amount of consideration and that is quite rare. We're privy to the pilot briefings too, allowing us to those who protect the fleet in their professional and social surroundings.
*   The moment when I realised that this show was going to go to some dark places and take risks that other shows wouldn't wasn't when the population of Caprica was decimated - I've seen mass extinction in science fiction before - but the simple death of a baby whose neck is snapped to prevent it from having to face the coming apocalypse. What is so fascinating about this act is that is clearly abhorrent but ultimately could be seen as an act of kindness in the wake of the Cylon massacre. This is a quick, clean death. The alternative probably would have been agonising. Any show that can present the casual murder of a child as an act of mercy is doing something quite different in my book. Another feature of BSG that I heartily commend is that it regularly features situations where characters have to face some very ugly choices, ones where the audience has to ask themselves if they would have the balls to go through with it themselves. Tigh has to seal off several decks in order to save Galactica but in doing so he is condemning many deck hands to their deaths in the vacuum of space. It's an uncompromising set piece that sees Tigh have the courage of his convictions and forces us to watch as innocent lives are flushed into space. Astonishing.
*   Whoever decided to employ such a wealth of hand held camera work should be applauded. As we continue on through the series there will be many moments of experimental realisation on the show and this was the first brave step. At times it feels as though the cameraman is hopping from one foot to the other the way it wobbles precariously as we swing round from one character to another but the massive impact this has on the show, making it feel like documentary rather than a filmed drama and again injects a level of realism that is unusual in science fiction. Even the CGI effects feel as though they are being filmed by a documentary crew at times, with sudden zooms and a lens that scans the area until it finds its target. It can be more like watching the news than a TV series, planting the viewer right in the action and often giving the cameraman the chance to get right up close and personal with the actors and giving them no place to hide behind more glossy, fictionalised camerawork. Don't get me wrong this is heavily stylised but in a way that drives the action in the most riveting, personal way.
*   It's bizarre that the attack itself should be so remote (see below) because the aftermath is brilliantly handled. I especially liked the gaggle of survivors that happen upon Helo and Boomer and their downed raptor. Only a handful of these people are going to escape this nuclear wasteland and they have to draw and lottery to see who it will be. What a dreadful game of chance to face. Delightfully for a second it looks like Baltar is so desperate to survive that he is going to steal a blind woman's ticket to freedom. People try and bribe their way onto the ship but its clear that in this apocalyptic circumstance money has suddenly lost its value.
*   The episode ends with the lead characters son and the recently sworn in President apparently killed. Television convention tell us that this cannot be the case because it would be foolish for a writer to build up such strong characters and dispose of them so quickly. BSG has already proven in its first hour and a half that it doesn't play by the rules (wiping out most of humanity for starters) so there is a lingering possibility that this could be for real. That's how convincing this feature length episode has been.

The Bad: For the most part this is an extremely well judged pilot for a television series; dramatically, academically and visually. However if I had one serious complaint (and it is something that show rectifies almost as soon as it begins as a series) it is that the attack on Caprica itself is seen as more of an intellectual exercise rather than a dramatic one. It is a set piece that is very quickly skipped over so we can cut to the evacuation of the survivors and the consequences of the attack. We don't get to see the advance of the Cylon ships or them screaming into orbit, we don't get to see the cities burning on the ground (merely a very distant shot of explosions on the surface from space) and don't get to see the suffering of those who are going about their daily lives. Given the series' documentary feel there is a strange feeling of distance from the drama of the attack itself. It's not as if it had to be an expensive venture either, one set being destroyed and a handful of extras and the reality of the situation could be brought home. Even the initial reactions of those in command are muted. All the action takes place in the atmosphere, this is an extremely impersonal attack. Perhaps that is right given it is the result of an army of robots. It wasn't until Roslin made an official report to the press and their heated reaction that this felt like it was having an impact on those who have survived.

The Shallow Bit: Sex is prevalent on this show and it is often portrayed as a savage, ravenous act of lust. It's certainly not a show to watch with your mother. The cast is almost universally attractive so the nudity is a bonus and it is one of those shows that will take the sexual act right up to an explosive climax. So not one to watch when you're horny either.

Moment to Watch Out For: 'Is this a joke?' Adama's reaction to Roslin order for his assistance is a scream. This is definitely going to be a relationship to watch. 'We're in the middle of a war and you're taking orders from school teachers!'

Result: 'It has begun...' From the very first scene the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica makes it mark and is heavy with a sense of foreboding. Given the quality of this miniseries it would have been a criminal act to have prevented it from going to series. It's too good to ignore. A slightly muted attack on Caprica aside, this is a superlatively devised drama featuring strong characters, a realistic setting (both on Caprica and Galactica) and fascinating dilemmas and it is all wrapped in a distinctive and original visual style. Often shot like a documentary rather than a polished drama and allowing the actors to get up close and personal to the camera, there is a palpable sense of realism to BSG that is lacking in a lot of science fiction. This is the sort of high drama that could appeal to non fans of the genre. The performances of Edward James Olmos, Mary McDonnell, James Callis and Tricia Helfer stand out most vividly but there isn't a duff note in the stellar cast. What's astonishing is that many people (including myself) probably went into this expecting a remake of the classic series, all sparkly robots, camp costumes and melodramatic acting and what was delivered instead was a series that revolutionised the genre. I think BSG took everybody by surprise but being devised by the strongest writer on the DS9 staff I should have had far more confidence. There is plenty of action but the miniseries is long enough to allow for some stirring world building and plenty of moments of character. It is the characters that are our way into any story and if they are fudged then it doesn't matter how strong the narrative is. Fortunately this show features the strongest ensemble of characters I have ever stumbled across, everybody from the Adama at the top of the chain to Cally at the bottom is given equal weight and consideration. This is only the first half of the miniseries but already it has covered so much amount of ground, barely setting up this corner of the universe before tearing it down. Evolution is the name of the game and points at this series being a real risk taker. A massive thumbs up and I'm really excited for the rest of the journey: 9/10


The Miniseries Part Two written by Ronald D. Moore & Christopher Eric James and directed by Michael Rymer

What's it about: Stand and fight or run and survive?

Commander-in-Chief: Adama is smart enough to recognise that Leoben is a Cylon as soon as he meets him but plays along for as long as possible to gather some intelligence on the creatures in their new humanoid form. Adama proves himself physically very capable in a fight although it is not a function that we see him perform too often on this show. He literally beats Leoben to a bloody pulp with his torch, an act that shows just how far the hatred for the Cylons runs deep. It also marks BSG out as a show that isn't afraid to show the raw side violence when the situation calls for it. I like the fact that Adama is man enough to admit when he is wrong, it is something that he does several times over the course of the series and it takes some character to look at yourself and decide that you made the wrong call. Spotting Billy and Dee flirting in the CIC, he can see that there is a real need for the human race to escape the battle zone and get copulating. For an experienced war veteran, a man who hates the Cylons and who has just suffered an operatic defeat at their hands this is a real moment of development to decide to run away and survive rather than stand and fight. Roslin might be a good influence on him yet. Adama's rousing speech to his disheartened crew is like a two finger salute at the Cylons and really pushes the idea that humanity will survive despite their best efforts. This was a necessary, optimistic speech to ensure that they head out into the universe with the right attitude although I do wonder if Adama will come to regret telling his people that he knows where Earth is. He makes a big promise that Earth will become their new home. I hope it is one he can keep.

XO: Tigh doesn't want to accept that the war is over and that they have lost. He wants to turn around a give the Cylons a bloody nose. Tigh offers Starbuck an olive branch but she slaps it away calling him weak and a drunk. Another relationship to watch because I think he might just prove her wrong.

President: 'Do you plan to declare Martial Law and take over the government?' Interesting to see such an amicable exchange between Roslin and Baltar given that they will be bitter rivals in the second and third seasons. At this point it is a relief to see anybody alive. Baltar cannot even remember her face but he's so self serving I doubt he could remember anybody didn't feed his ego. It is worth noting that it is Roslin's idea to form a convoy and escort them out of the system and to safety. Adama fights this notion and if he had had his way there is a good possibility that the human race may have been wiped out. I love the scene between Laura and Tammy, the little girl who has lost her parents, because it works on so many levels. It shows how good Roslin is with children and how she earned her position but it also marks the first instance of having to face one of victims of her Presidency, not half an hour later having to condemn that child to death at the hands of the Cylons in order for the rest of the fleet to escape. In a moment of weakness Roslin admits that the world is probably going to end and all she can think about is that she is going to die of cancer. She thinks that is selfish but Billy corrects her, it isn't, it's just human. A gorgeous moment and one that could sum up a lot of what this show is all about: examining the human condition. Roslin uncomprehendingly has to keep telling those in the military that the war is lost and the only sensible thing left to do is to run in order for them to survive.

Firecracker: Again there is a moment of barely restrained moment of sexual frustration between Starbuck and Apollo (I bet fans of the original series are appalled to see that sentence see the light of day). These two need to tear each others clothes off and have at it already. You should always be certain that the end of the world is nigh before you confess your sins because you don't know what the consequences might be if you happen to survive the apocalypse. Starbuck admits that Zack Adama failed his flight training but she passed him anyway because she was in love with him and she wanted to cut him a break. If she hadn't done that there is a very good chance he would still be alive right now. This may have serious ramifications in the future. 'You are beyond insane!' Lee screams at Kara as she head butts her viper with his and drags his sorry ass back to Galactica. This one is a risk taker alright, and she usually manages to get away with it too.

Apollo: I can't say I was entirely surprised when Apollo and the President survived the apparent nuclear explosion and it disappointed me somewhat to hear a technobabble explanation that wouldn't be out of place on Star Trek. This show is usually a lot smarter than that. Adama's quiet and relieved reaction to the news that his son is alive and then the mute hug they share in Lee's quarters means there may be hope for these two yet. Given the magnitude of the events in the past couple of days they need to put their differences aside and work together.

Traitor: They saved the surprise of Six's haunting presence in Baltar's consciousness until the second half of the miniseries and it makes for a great moment. Is she a representation of guilt? Is there a Cylon device in his brain that has planted her in only his field of vision? Is she directing him somehow? There is some comic value to this apparition too, Baltar reacting out loud to a phantom that only he can see. Baltar is in the awkward position of understanding the Cylons better than anybody and thus being able to spot their devices and who is a plant aboard Galactica and yet he cannot point these things out because he would have to explain how he knows. It would implicate him. Half the fun is watching him find ways around this whilst keeping his name in the clear. Callis' 'surprise' when he is told that the Cylons have taken on human form is delicious ('They could be any one of us' 'That's a very frightening possibility...'). With Baltar creating what is in essence a Cylon detector he has become not the man who sold out humanity to the enemy but potentially the most important man in the fleet.

Billy: One of the character threads in season one that never ceases to make me glow is the relationship between Roslin and Billy, two gentle people supporting each other through a crisis. When she admits that she has cancer to him he already knows, he has been observing her closely and has seen the signs. In amongst all the conflict that exists on this show, Roslin and Billy are like an island of calm respect.

CIC Officer: One of the unsung relationships on BSG is the ever changing but always fascinating bond between Felix Gaeta and Gaius Baltar. During the miniseries Gaeta is in awe of the good Doctor, completely unaware of his part in the destruction of Caprica and the exodus of humanity. They make an excellent team because Gaeta is constantly impressed with his mentor and Baltar enjoys having somebody around to stroke his ego. Their amicable, early relationship takes on a whole new level when we learn later on that Felix is bisexual, adding an extra element of spice to his fascination with Baltar.

Sparkling Dialogue: 'It's about time we caught a break...' - never has that line been more earned.
'Sooner or later the day comes when you can't hide from the things you've done' - although this isn't directed at him, all I could think about was Baltar.
'We need to start having babies' 'Is that an order?'
'It's not enough to just live, you have to have something to live for. Let it be Earth.'

The Good:

*   From the outset loss is one of themes that BSG handles so potently. Given that the main body of humanity is wiped out in the miniseries and all that is left is around 50,000 citizens in a fleet that is unprepared for life on the run, death is a daily occurrence that those remaining have to get a handle on. A quiet moment between Starbuck and Tyrol at the beginning of the second exemplifies how loss has suddenly become a way of life and in a crisis you have to swallow your feelings and get on with your job and save your grief for later. Bodies are laid out in a cargo bay under shrouds as a powerful visual of the sort of losses that have been suffered off planet and that is a mere fraction of those who have been massacred on Caprica. The scale of the slaughter is impossible to get your head around.
*   There is some disorienting and deft camerawork when Galactica makes its first FTL jump which captured the rarity and emotion of the moment rather than setting the standard for all similar scenes when the show goes to series. This is a group of survivors turning their back on their loved ones and deciding to move on, that is a massive commitment to make.
*   My favourite aspect of the second half of the miniseries was watching the President cohere the survivors into a fleet and dealing with all the supply issues that come with that. Are there enough resources to cope with the 50,000 odd people that will be forming this exodus? Power, food, water, medical supplies...the list in endless and the script takes a realistic approach to pooling resources and trying to ensure that everybody gets their fair share. Again it is BSG taking a realistic approach, looking at the tough decision those in charge would have to make when there are suddenly 50,000 mouths to feed and no way of getting any no supplies. The direction continues to impress, the camera circles around Adama, Roslin, Billy and Doral as they discuss (read: argue about) their next move. Dancing around the actors like this means we get to see all of them as they say their piece whilst being caught up in the giddy whirl of their debate. The script does allow those who make the decision hide away from them either - as the fleet is about to jump away we can hear the plaintive, begging cries of those they are about to leave behind. Once this is all over Roslin and Lee show great character facing those decision head on and will have to assuage their consciences later. Make no mistake, people are being left behind to die (although the shots of the little girl waiting for her parents might have pushed the point too far).
*   Can robots have a soul? That's a huge question that I have seen Trek try and examine (and fail to come up with any kind of definitive answers, whilst still having some profound things to say on the subject). Religion plays a massive part in BSG whether you like it or not and it gets more relevant as the series progresses. At this stage of the game it seems like the Cylons are merely mimicking their masters, trying to understand their definition of life. When we come out the series at the other end we have been on such a journey with these creatures that it is the closest I have seen a TV series commit to showing machines with feelings and a belief system of their own.
*   It unusually takes me quite a long time to become attached to a group of characters on a television show. If it's a series with troubled beginnings it might take a few seasons (Torchwood) and if it's an exceptional one it may only take a few episodes (Buffy) but rarely have I become as invested in a community of people as quickly as I was with BSG (DS9 might be the exception with many the characters bursting with life in the pilot). Moore and James spend so much time kicking these characters down that the moments of relief really make an impact. We've already seen this cast go through hell and so I really felt moved watching the reunion of Boomer and Tyrol, the kiss between Dee and Billy and Adama holding his son he had presumed dead.
*   I haven't mentioned the music by Richard Gibbs which is very remiss of me because it is responsible for creating so much of the atmosphere on this show. I feel as if it is even stronger when Bear McCreary takes over on the main series but admittedly he takes a lot of his cues from Gibbs. What stands out the most is the subtle but threatening theme when Six appears to Baltar and the uplifting harmonies when everybody starts coming together again.
*   It's great to see the miniseries thinking about storytelling possibilities for the future, in particular the supplies that the fleet is going to need and the prison ship full of 500 convicts. Roslin has to step in at this point and refuse to allow the Commandant of that ship to start starving his prisoners because supplies are running out. It's a fascinating question - when supplies are low who is denied them first?
*   Look out for the terrifying shot of the Cylon mothership that emerges and vomits hundreds of raiders towards Galactica. These are the sorts of numbers that would make anybody run. The battle scenes are slick, fluidic, chaotic...clear enough to see what is going on but messy enough to show that all hell is breaking loose. If the special effects team can keep this up then BSG is going to be at the forefront of cinematic space battle sequences. With shields down and countless missiles screaming towards the ship, Galactica jumps into FTL at the very lat moment. Proof, if it was needed, that Roslin made the right call.

The Bad: I was desperate to know what was going on back on Caprica and so the whole sub plot at the ammunitions depot felt a little superfluous in the wider scheme of things. They could have hit the facility, loaded up and been gone in minutes but instead this sequence takes up a massive chunk of screen time with the help of some random jeopardy (dropping an explosive). Detailing operations is both a strength and a weakness on this show. It would be very Star Trek to show up, load up and move on but BSG takes the time to show that this is a lengthy and difficult operation. It is realistic but it also a little uninteresting. Sometimes we don't have to see how every nut and bolt works. Leaving Doral to fend for himself because they suspect that he is a Cylon is a big gamble - if he isn't that is another member of the ever dwindling human race that has been put out to pasture. In some ways it makes the decision too easy when it turns out that he is a Cylon. Although it does go to show how effectively they have infiltrated humanity unnoticed.

The Shallow Bit: There is no denying that Tricia Helfer looks smoking hot in that red dress. No wonder Baltar is so distracted.

Moment to Watch Out For: Boomer is a Cylon. What a bombshell to drop at the last minute and leave the audience hanging. What if this hadn't gone to series and had never been resolved?

Result: Deftly giving the audience a firm idea of the format of the series ahead, the second half of the miniseries isn't quite as strong as the first half but seen as a whole the three hour TV Movie is a spectacular accomplishment. Vivid, instantly flawed and captivating characters. A gripping scenario. Tough choices. A unique, stylish look. A sexy cast and even sexier production values. And oodles of threads, both character and plot, to build upon. My issue with the second half comes down to it being perhaps half an hour longer than it needed to be, with the scenes on the ammunitions depot too protracted and a little repetition as the same problems are discussed amongst the vast cast. That is more than made up for by the gripping character pairings; Roslin and Adama, Baltar and Six, Lee and Starbuck and the general sense of the series being pushed in a fresh and unknown direction. Heading into a series I wonder how serialised BSG is going to be and if there will be space for standalone episodes? It is such an arresting post apocalyptic scenario that I can't imagine the writers will want to stray too far from the main story that often. Will Baltar ever be discovered? Can Roslin cut it as President of the survivors? Are there any more Cylons amongst the fleet? Will Boomer ever be discovered? I have three times as many questions that I would like answered and the fact that this show has gotten me thinking so much already is a testament to how intelligent and engaging the writing is. If we had to suffer several abortive attempts to bring Battlestar Galactica back to television in order for it to return in this condition then I am pleased it took so long. I have a feeling this is going to be one hell of a ride: 8/10